Here we have a relic from the early days of internet porn. Cuckolds has been online since 1998, though you probably wouldn’t guess it from the tour. It looks like the same standard flashy tour of so many of the big porn sites, but the members area is nothing like those sites. I don’t think they have changed the design of the members area since 1998.

Those videos that are so prominently featured in the tour? You’ll find only a dozen of them. That’s extremely deceptive to base the entire tour on a tiny fraction of the site’s content. The rest of the site is just a bunch of old crap from the 90′s (or at least it looks that old from the quality). The only pictures on the site are horrible quality member submitted stuff or random pics that are stolen from newsgroups (Who knew those even existed anymore??). There are supposed to be a whole bunch of licensed galleries, but those are all broken.

Given the age and look of the site I was shocked that the licensed video feeds appear to still be working. I was also surprised that the forums are still active.

But, that doesn’t make up for the bait and switch deception of the tour or lack of quality content.

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The top of the galleries page has this message:

Here are the pictures and videos I have taken so far for my site. I just started this place just few weeks ago so there will be a lot more to cum :)

Don’t believe it, though. This site has been online since 2007. It looks like there was one update at the beginning of this year, but other than that I have no idea when any of the content was added.

There are only 40 scenarios–some have pics and video, while some are just pics, some just video.

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Here are the pictures and videos I have taken so far for my site. I just started this place just few weeks ago so there will be a lot more to cum :)

Housewife At Home looks like it was made by a middle school student as a project for “computer class” using a website design template from the 90′s. I don’t understand why the webmaster made more work for himself (and his subscribers) by making the home page un-clickable then making a nearly identical “ladies page” that you CAN click on to find the photos.

Some of the ladies are mildly attractive, but most are downright homely.

Housewife At Home will be updated weekly with at least one photoset, and from time to time with a short video clip.

I could not find any videos and the site stopped updating in October 2009.

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I guess I define “hottie” differently… I would say these women look more… I dunno, “scrappy”

I won’t go as far as say the site is a complete rip off. Although much of the content is very old, low res, and generally terrible. It is still updated on a regular basis, and if you pay the $29 a month for access it seems you might have a shot at getting an invite to some of the swinger parties a few of these women attend.

Maybe I would feel better about it if they didn’t have a horrendous design and terrible navigation.

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Wife Watch is an ezine (yeah I didn’t know they still existed either). For your membership fee you get access to a bunch of crap bundled together into a once monthly ‘issue’ instead of having the crap spread out in little bits throughout the month like regular crappy porn sites. Each issue includes 2 pictorials and the swinger of the month! Now, before you get all excited, each pictorial includes just 10-12 pictures. The rest is just crappy articles that read like 7th grade book reports:

“Oral sex is a real quickie if you don’t have much time to get off. It’s a very popular one though. You should know what to do here! And all you have to do is enjoy it.”

“Fisting is also very popular for both men and women. And even though it really is taboo to a lot of people it is still very popular. It is very pleasurable if done right and the curiosity of feeling one’s hand stretch a pussy or an ass wide is a turn on. You only have to think about it or visualize it to realize how turned on you can get.”

“Another fetish that some enjoy… male and female is the use of a strap-on. Ok, so it may not appear to be part of a fetish but some believe it is. Men and women enjoy strap-on pleasures and it is a huge turn on. It’s a curiosity that you should try one day with your partner.”

The last ‘issue’ of Wife Watch was back in Jan 2009, so don’t expect any new ones.

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