***Update***

I was able to log into British Chubby so I thought I should update my review. I was suspicious when looking at the updates because I didn’t really believe they were updating 2-3 times a day. As it turns out they are just recycling old content and slapping new dates on them.

Original review published 11/1/2010:

This site will take your money, but will not let you inside. When you try to log in it takes you to another site that is just a parked page. I don’t know if the site is broken, no longer exists, or the webmaster just did something wrong. But, there is no way to log in.

$24.99/month recurring

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British Beaver has masturbation videos from the 80′s. There are no photos or anything else. The tour claims they have “Over 35 Hours” of videos. While that could be true, your only option is to watch the 29 videos in 335 small clips. There is no way to download the entire video which is irritating.

The videos are pretty large in size and the tour doesn’t promise anything that is untrue, but due to the vintage nature of the site I doubt there will be any new updates. So the hefty price tag of $30 seems quite high. I think $5 per month is a much more reasonable price for this site.

$29.95/month non-recurring

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Housewife At Home looks like it was made by a middle school student as a project for “computer class” using a website design template from the 90′s. I don’t understand why the webmaster made more work for himself (and his subscribers) by making the home page un-clickable then making a nearly identical “ladies page” that you CAN click on to find the photos.

Some of the ladies are mildly attractive, but most are downright homely.

Housewife At Home will be updated weekly with at least one photoset, and from time to time with a short video clip.

I could not find any videos and the site stopped updating in October 2009.

$17.95/30 days (rebills at $16.95/30 days recurring)

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This crappy site has just 16 models with 2 videos and 2 sets of screen caps/photos each. Some videos are as long as 13 minutes (which you must download first), but others are broken up into 4 little one minute clips that you can watch on the site.

The tour says you get access to “Ben’s Casting Couch” free with your membership, but I could not find a link anywhere in the members area.

All of the video feeds lead to parked pages, cam sites (that you have to pay for), or are just broken.

The tour is exactly the same as it was in 2002, so I think it’s safe to assume the site has not been updated since then.

$24.95/month

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The home page of this site is full of apologies:

Friday, March 19, 2010
Minor problems this week.
I have some issues with my Network in the Office.
Will have all the updates on the site before the end of the weekend.
Thanks for your patience.

Sunday, January 17, 2010
New Forum
AS you may know I messed up with the old forum/messageboard and accidentally wiped the data.
So firstly .. my apologies.
So I have taken this opportunity to install phpBB instead, it has a number of features I’m keen to enable for Bustybrits which punBB didn’t have.
My apologies in advance for you having to re-register.
Go take a look, I put up a couple of photos of a new girl I’m shooting on Tuesday this week.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009
IMPORTANT – SERVER MOVE !!!
Hi All
My apologies if any of you have and still are experiencing difficulties with the site in any way.
Sunday mid day the password file became corrupt and as yet I have not had a reply from the hosting company regarding this, even though I have emailed them several times.
Fortunately I was very nearly ready to go live with the site on my new server/ hosting company so this problem merely pushed that transfer further up the agenda.
Apart from the Forum/Messageboard, the new site should now be up to date with the data, and the DNS / Nameservers should have propagated throughout the internet, so you should all now be able to access Bustybrits on the new server.
If you see any broken or missing links let me know and I’ll upload the data straight away.
Thanks for your patience.

There are a couple teaser photos in a post from August of 2009 for 2 new models that were supposed to be added to the sight “soon”, but the full sets were never put up. It looks like the last update was in May of 2009. So much for those weekly updates promised in the tour.¬†Seems as though the webmaster vanished after all those empty promises…..

$14.95/30 days recurring

$34.95/90 days (rebills at $14.95/30 days recurring)

$79.95/365 days non-recurring

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32 photo sets, 10 movies. She has a whopping 2 posts on her blog from a year ago, the forums are dead and her webcam button has been disabled. But wait! She has a jokes section! That totally makes up for the lack of content and updates, right?! Yeah….

$15/7 days

$25/month

$50/3 months

(All 3 price options are available as recurring or non-recurring)

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