I love it when a site really hypes some feature in the tour that doesn’t exist in the members area:

LIVE SEX SHOWS 24X7 – YOU CALL THE SHOTS!
LIVE XXX CHAT
HOP INTO ONE OF OUR CHAT ROOMS AND SHARE YOUR FANTASIES WITH PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU!
24-HOUR LIVE SEX SHOWS
WATCH HORNY TEEN SLUTS FINGER BANGING 24 HOURS A DAY! THESE BABES ARE ABSOLUTELY INSATIABLE!

There are no chat rooms and no live sex shows anywhere on this site. None. Oh, but they do have a couple of affiliate links that take you to cam sites that you need to sign up and pay for.

THOUSANDS OF EXPLICIT AMATEUR PICS!

This is not true either. I estimate they have between 1000-1500 pics. Old pics that they rotate to make it look like they are still updating regularly.

This site is pretty much just a rip off.

$39.99/30 days recurring

Visit neighborhoodnymphos.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

At first glance 18 Ager seems to have a decent archive of content, but looking closer it’s not so great. About 40 of the photo sets are empty–there is a place holder in the index of photos, but it just says “0 photos”. And, all of the videos are broken up into 90 second clips with no way to watch the entire video. Who would want to watch a 30 minute video in 20 separate clips?? The last update was back on 5/2/2009 so it’s safe to assume there won’t be any more new content.

There are no thumbnails or descriptions for either photo sets or videos. So when you look at the index you have to make your choice on what to see based on such exciting video titles as “062_vid” or creative photo set titles as “279″. Come on this is 2011. For the ridiculously high price of forty bucks a month I expect some damn thumbnails.

$39.95/30 days recurring

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This site is about as scammy and scuzzy as porn sites get. All of the content is simply stolen from social network sites or cam sites, etc. And there is very little content despite their “largest & hottest collection” claim.

There are 40 videos, only half of which are over 5 minutes. All of them are likely stolen from cam sites, other porn sites or found on free tube sites. There are 11 photo galleries featuring “emo” girls (which seems to mean any girl with dyed hair or tattoos and piercings). If you like the emo look, I guarantee you have seen every photo in this collection at least a dozen other places. The rest of the “photos” are just one single shitty screen cap from each of the videos.

This site has also been reported as an attack site which means it has been infected with some sort of malware. We don’t recommend visiting the site unless you are confident in your virus/malware protection software.

$29.95/month recurring

We won’t link to Real Emo Girlfriends due to the whole attack site issue.

Here we have another site from the same people that brought us Natural Girl and Black-Girl. From the tour:

hipgirl.com contains 100% new content that is produced by us and the girls themselves. The models collaborate with us artistically. This makes for some very interesting material.

hipgirl.com is intimate. The material is very high image quality suitable for individuals who have high speed internet access. The themes are female based with both female/female and male/female content. hipgirl.com contains sexually explicit erotica with an artistic twist.

Well, that sounds lovely, but you won’t be seeing any of the high quality artistically twisted explicit erotica because it’s all broken. Clicking on any of the galleries takes you to an ad page where they try to convince you why you should pay MORE $ to see all of their other crappy sites. It adds insult to injury when you just paid 30 bucks to get into this site and instead of displaying content they only show you an upsell ad for their other sites.

The only thing your $30 gives you access to are the old licensed video feeds that likely have nothing to do with the theme of the site.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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Diva files has some cute models, a nice design, and the content seems to be decent quality, but they stopped updating 5 1/2 years ago and still charge an arm and a leg. And they have the gall to call it a low price.

Last update: June 28, 2005

$24.95/month recurring

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This site has more than 200 photo sets, but only 28 videos. The last update was in November 2009. This is one of those sites where they bought a package of content and once that content ran out, the updates ended.

The major part of the collection was bought from a famous russian photographer.

Don’t expect to see anything new for that forty bucks you just wasted.

$39.95/30 days recurring

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Amber looks like she is pretty cute. Too bad her site is no different from most of the awful porn sites we review. From the tour:

3 NEW UPDATES EVERY WEEK!

READ MY DIARY!

At this moment: 65846 pictures, 255 videos

The actual stats are: 57 photo sets and 40 movies. I’m not sure where their numbers came from.

She has one diary entry. From 2006.

This site has not been updated since 2006. They are simply rotating content and changing the dates to look like it is new. That’s the oldest and most annoying trick in the book.

$29.95/30 days recurring

Visit funwithamber.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Vodka Sluts? Sweet! Who doesn’t like drunken foreign sluts? Lets take the tour!

Thousands of drunk teens’ images!

There are really Exclusive and Quality images in our collection. The most important thing we make our own shootings and do it every week!

There are Over 10,000 high quality photos and video clips of fucking teenagers inside…
We have one of the largest and most complete exclusive video and photography collections online.

Well the tour makes it sound amazing!

So, what’s the member’s area like?

There are 28 girls. Only 3 of them have movies, the rest have one photo set each. Looks like they were drunk and delusional when they made that tour.

I see it says “Satisfaction 200% Guaranteed!” Does that mean they refund double your money when you are dissatisfied? I bet you would be lucky to get the prorated portion of your monthly fee refunded, let alone the silly 200% they claim.

$29.95/30 days recurring

Visit vodkasluts then come back and tell us how awful it is!

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