AmazingBlondeMen.com

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Oct 242010

This site is a blinking minefield of ads and affiliate links. Most of the content is either broken, removed or disabled. The only content left on the site is the solo pics. The hardcore pics are gone, and the licensed video feeds they make such a big deal about in the tour are all disabled. The personals are just links to online dating sites, most of which are either gone or cater to straight people. Clicking on ‘Live Shows’ just takes you to a page of links to cam sites that you have to pay for (of course many of them no longer exist). The magazines are all broken or go to sites that no longer exist.

To add insult to injury, the dudes are not all blonde. There are quite a few brunettes and one mulleted redhead.

***The join page has a pre-checked cross sale to another site and if not cancelled within 3 days will be billed at $38.73/month recurring.***

$19.95/month recurring

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BustyDirect.com

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Jul 242010

Judging by the name of this site you might think it is filled with big breasted models. Well that is true, but these women have big breasts because they are BIG women. Calling morbidly obese women “busty” is like calling Wal-Mart a hardware store. Sure, they sell hardware at Wal-Mart but they also sell about 100,000 other kinds of things. They should have chosen a more fitting name for the site instead of such a misleading one.

That being said, there doesn’t seem to be much content. There are 16 models and several have just one photo set, with a total of 66 photo sets and 8 videos. They claim to update weekly, but the site has been online since at least 2007 so the numbers don’t add up–not even close.

They also claim to have cam shows, but I couldn’t find them anywhere on the site.

When you go to the join page there is one pre-checked cross sale that bills $39.95 every 30 days after a “free” 3 day trial. I think you know how strongly we feel about pre-checked cross sales by now.

$19.95/30 days recurring

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CyberErotica.com

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Jun 132010

Cyber Erotica has a really slick, flashy tour that makes all kinds of claims and promises.

Don’t just watch porn, cum experience it with the power of HD technology!
With over 20,000 sets and weekly photo shoots, our High Resolution photo archive is sure to impress the porn lover in you! Enjoy weekly photo and video updates of the most gorgeous girls caught spreading their tender and juicy pussies in front of our high-tech HD cameras.

While it may be true that they do weekly photo shoots, they definitely are not putting those photos on this site. Nearly ALL of the 23 photo sets that were allegedly added this week are watermarked 2002 or 2003 (and the rest were one set each from ’04, ’05, and ’06). So they are either recycling old content, or adding ‘new’ old licensed content. And they claim they are high resolution, but they are not even close. The quality is not terrible, but definitely not high res.

None of the video updates for this week are in HD, either.

This site is very sleazy with their join process. They have big flashy banners all over the tour claiming “FREE LIFETIME ACCESS!”  But, they make you fill in all of your info before they even show you the fine print:

(**) Your Free Lifetime access to Cybererotica includes a free 2 day trial promo to the All Access Network. TO AVOID BEING CHARGED A MONTHLY FEE, SIMPLY CANCEL YOUR ALL ACCESS NETWORK MEMBERSHIP BEFORE THE TRIAL PERIOD ENDS. If you remain a member beyond the Trial Period, your All Access Network membership will renew at $39.95/month, or the then applicable rate, until cancelled. Your lifetime access to Cybererotica remains active even if you cancel your All Access Network membership.

This is not even a pre-checked cross sale (which is bad enough)–there is NO check box. You have to accept the “free 2 day trial” to join the site. Without a check box it just looks like typical fine print that I bet at least 90% of people don’t read. And if you don’t check your credit card statements carefully you could potentially be charged for months before you realize it.

This site is just bad news.

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DarkBeef.com

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Jun 012010

This site looks like it could be legit and the “No download limit” might be tempting. It also looks like it has a lot of content with claims of “Hundreds of other DVD’s”. The home page has a million buttons all over the place, so there must be a ton of videos, right? But all those buttons lead to the same 34 DVD’s.

And the “100% Ebony Content” claim that’s all over the place? Not even close. You can see for yourself in the tour that there are plenty of White and Latino men in the videos.

The ‘Next Update’ box is blank as you can see. The date for the next update is listed as 12/31/69 which is obviously wrong. I doubt there are any plans to update ever again given the scammy nature of this site.

This site is also guilty of the same shady billing practices as Ejaculating Babes. There are TWO pre-checked cross sales on the join page. If you are not very careful to cancel your memberships within 2 days to all 3 sites, you could be charged more than $120 on your credit card!

$1/2 day trial (rebills at $39.91/30 days recurring)

$29.91/30 days recurring

$59.91/90 days recurring

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EjaculatingBabes.com

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May 302010

If anyone looks at the tour for this site and joins because they want to see the girls in the tour, they will be very disappointed. Inside the members area you won’t find one single model that was featured in the tour. Perhaps this used to be a legitimate site that did have pictures and videos of the girls in the tour, but the members area has been replaced with some clips from a handful of squirting dvd’s. And fake ones at that (you know, the ones where they cut away at the last second and then you see the girl gushing about a quart of water from her vagina).

Clicking on ‘Picture Gallery’ just takes you to some generic licensed photo galleries that are probably on a hundred other faux sites just like this one.

And if the tour being a complete and total lie wasn’t bad enough they have to be sleazy with their billing, too. They don’t tell you how long the trial is until you enter your information including email address. Only then do you find out the trial is only 2 days and if not cancelled within that time you will be billed $39.91 per month until you do cancel (the previous page said the rebill amount was $38.21?). AND they have TWO pre-checked cross sales that are easy to miss if you don’t read the fine print (most people don’t for some reason). It says on the join form that you get FREE access to the two sites, but the fine print at the bottom says you will be charged $1 for the two day trial and they both rebill at $39.91 if not cancelled within 2 days. So if you’re not careful to cancel all 3 sites within 2 days you would be charged more than $120! This is exactly the kind of sleazy, scammy stuff that made people wary of paying for porn on the internet and led to credit card companies banning these types of practices. I am not sure how they get away with it. Maybe they just haven’t gotten caught yet.

So be wary of any sites associated with these companies:

MEMBERS-JSFMEDIA.COM

or

NPMembers or NichePay

$1 trial (rebills at $38.21 or $39.91/month recurring)

$29.91/30 days recurring

$59.91/90 days recurring

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FilthyTeenz.com

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Apr 112010

“NEW GIRLS ADDED EVERY WEEK! NO BULLSHIT. JUST HARDCORE TEEN ACTION!”

The last update was more than a year ago. No bullshit.

“Inside you will find hours and hours of the best teen sex videos on the net, all of them in full hi-resolution format with sound!”

Wow! They include sound with their videos?! It’s so hard to find videos with sound!

There are a total of 37 videos, each broken up into 5 minute clips. I would estimate there’s less than 10 hours of videos here (which I would never describe as ‘hours and hours’). And full high resolution? Not so much. Many of the videos are terrible quality.

Not only is this site awful because of the poor quality and blatant lies in the tour, it is awful for their shady pricing and billing. The “free” 3 day trial is the ONLY option and it isn’t even free. The terms and conditions (which nobody ever reads) states it costs $1. Last time I checked, charging $1 is not the same as free. Sure, you may think a dollar is not a lot of money why make a fuss? Because it IS such a small amount, so why not just be truthful?! If they can’t be up front about charging one dollar for the 3 day trial, then they won’t have any qualms about scamming you for more money in other ways. Such as the 2 other offers on the join page for “free” 1 and 2 day trials to other sites. If it seems too good to be true, then it probably is–so stick to the good porn.

Free 3 day trial rebills at $39.95/month

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BralessAVS.com

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Apr 102010

To access the members area of this site you need to become a member of SexKey which is free for a year, BUT you also have to sign up for a “free” 3 day trial to PornKing.com. This is exactly the kind of shady practice that gave the online porn industry such a bad reputation. The “free” trials rarely end up actually being free, whether it is due to “processing fees” that you missed by not reading the terms and conditions, making the cancellation process extremely difficult, or just plain theft where the company won’t cancel your trial even though it is done before the trial period has ended. Even if this company is honest, most people will forget to cancel within the trial period so they are stuck paying $40 for a site they don’t want.

If for some reason you don’t care about the shady practice of the forced “free” trial, this site is still crap. You won’t find anything in the members area that you can’t find by looking at celebrity photo sites, fashion magazine websites or trolling myspace (I’m sure these are the sources of their stolen content anyway).

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