LA Milfs has been online for 5+ years, but they have only 48 video clips. I have no idea how long since the last update because they try to trick you into thinking they update regularly by changing the dates on the videos. But I’m sure it has been a very long time.

The videos are the only content on the site.

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It looks as though Emma’s Wild World used to be a pretty good site. With 125 photo sets and 104 videos there is quite a bit of content for a solo site. But, the last picture and video updates were in the beginning of 2008 and she hasn’t added a diary entry since 2005.

With the lack of updates this site is no longer worth $20 a month.

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The top of the galleries page has this message:

Here are the pictures and videos I have taken so far for my site. I just started this place just few weeks ago so there will be a lot more to cum :)

Don’t believe it, though. This site has been online since 2007. It looks like there was one update at the beginning of this year, but other than that I have no idea when any of the content was added.

There are only 40 scenarios–some have pics and video, while some are just pics, some just video.

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Here are the pictures and videos I have taken so far for my site. I just started this place just few weeks ago so there will be a lot more to cum :)

Wow.

This site is truly like stepping back into internet porn history. (check out the “phone sex” image below) My gosh, people actually used to pay money for and get off on this sort of thing.

The site is of course typical of those we review here by making huge claims in the tour and delivering little in the members area.  But, this site takes it to quite an exciting level.  Almost everything inside is broken including the erotic stories, webcams, most of the videos and most of the photos.

There is a handful of shitty photos and about 10 video clips.  Each video clip is 1 minute in length and 180×120 resolution for the high bandwidth ISDN option. (That might be funny for those of you old enough to remember what ISDN was.)

Yep, you can gain access to this ancient turd of a website for only $29.99 per month!

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Wow. I have not seen a tour make this many ridiculous, false claims in a long time:

WE HAVE THE LARGEST, HARDEST, MOST UNBELIEVABLE STACK OF PORN FLICS EVER GATHERED

HUNDREDS OF VIDEOS FEATURING THE HOTTEST MILF AROUND

VIDEOS. WE HAVE THEM ALL! 1000′S OF THEM!

LET’S FACE IT, YOU WANNA GET GOOD BANG FOR YOUR BUCKS. WE DELIVER. NOWHERE ON THE WEB WILL YOU FIND SUCH AN IMPRESSIVE AMOUNT OF MILF PORN EVER!

There are 149 movies. Not hundreds. Certainly not thousands.

35+ NOTHING UNDER

100% MILF

Slutty Mamma has the same videos as Bang Dolls. Some of them even use the word ‘Teen’ in the description. So maybe 50% MILF would be more accurate.

THOUSANDS OF NASTY, NAUGHTY, FULL BLOWN PICS OF MOMS!

There could be thousands of pics, but they are not all of moms or MILFs. They have the same miscellaneous selection of licensed photos as Bang Dolls and Young Latina. At least they don’t try to claim they are exclusive this time….

Last update: 10-29-2006.

“LET THE FILTHY ACTION SPREAD ALL OVER MY MONITOR!”

No, thanks. I’ll pass….

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This is the intro on the home page:

First I’d like to thank you for the showed interest to my site. Allow me to introduce myself- the name is Mike. I’m a photographer in one of the famous magazines and when I have some free time I occupy myself with amateur porno shooting of mature men and women. They deprave these young guys and girls like some old experienced wolves. I hope you’d like my work and you’ll become a constant subscriber here. I’ll shoot new sets in exchange. They’ll be daily published on this site.

I love it when people claim to be professional photographers that shoot for ‘famous magazines’ and then you see their work and it is just so terrible that it’s funny. Such as we find on this site.

There are just 24 photo sets. Some are just screen shots from the video, while some are broken. And they have only 10 four minute videos.

The last update was back in 2007.

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*Note: The images below were not altered in any way. They appear here exactly as they do on the site.*

9 videos. 2 photo sets. Last update 9/09.

The only thing good about this site is the mildly amusing engrish in the tour:

Sexy mature lady used to deliver a lot of letters in her life, but this one was the letter of her own happiness. Todd and Jake had been fucking sexy mature mailwoman for several hours. Her big breast impressed them not less than their dicks impressed this mature slut.

This is another take your money and run site, unfortunately.

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Like Matures is pretty much the same thing as Shocking Matures: old women forcing themselves on younger men or trying to ‘seduce’ them. They use many of the same models as they are both done by the same company. The results are just as ridiculous and hilarious as Shocking Matures. Have a good laugh at the samples below.

And just as with Shocking Matures, Like Matures keeps the same “updates” on the home page but changes the dates every day to appear as though they are updating regularly. That’s just cheating.

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