As usual the tour for Granny Got Laid shows a bunch of stuff that is not in the members area. Inside you will find just 7 videos–only 2 of which feature a man and woman, the other 5 are lesbian scenes. None of the videos featured in the tour are inside. The videos are all broken up into a bunch of tiny clips. No full length videos are available despite what the tour promises.

As for photos, there are 36 pic sets that are rotated to make it look like they are still updating. I assume it’s just a bunch of old licensed content so who knows why they couldn’t at least add more of that.

This site is waaay over priced.

$39.99/30 days recurring

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Old Man Tales is basically a copy of Old Man Office (or Old Man School). This site is from the same people that are responsible for Shocking Matures, Like Matures, Mature Scope, and Office Matures. These people sure know how to make the most awkward porn imaginable. If there were an award for that, I’d vote for them. Check out the photos below.

$29.95/month recurring

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Office Matures is exactly the same as Old Man Office. The only difference is the ages of the ‘office workers’ are switched–the women are old on this site. Well, I don’t think all of them are matures. Some appear to be wearing wigs to make them look older. Read the review of Old Man Office here.

$29.95/month recurring

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Old Man School is basically a repeat of Old Man Office. They use the same trick of changing the dates on the content to make it look like they update frequently, and they use the same models in ridiculous scenarios. Except instead of secretaries and bosses it’s students and teachers. You can tell they are in a school because there is a chalk board and they wear a cap and gown costume. (Yeah I rolled my eyes, too) It varies from set to set as to whether the student wears it or the teacher sports the cap and gown which is weird and confusing, but whatever.

The tour has some pretty ridiculous and entertaining text:

So what is her lector is not so young and handsome? She knows young guys and they’re all sooo stupid! And here is DA MAN so smart she even has to ask for permission in French. When she wants to play with his penis. So charming!

Betty will offer anal if she’s promised easier times at tests

Samantha will kiss his penis because she’s enchanted with his recent theory

Jenny will do a handjob after the especially good lection

$29.95/30 days recurring

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Today we received a kind email request for a re-review of AwesomeAshley.com

I found my website http://alwfulporn.com I would suggest you take my site out! That is defamation of character! If you do not I an going to have  our attorneys’ contacting you!

So we decided to take another look. During our initial review (below) nothing appeared to work, which is often the case with many of the sites we review on Awful Porn.

Maybe it was a problem on our end, maybe not. Either way the site works now and has quite a lot of content. However, most of it is very old and only in 2010 does it seem they have started updating with higher resolution photos.

The videos are all low resolution and low quality. If you want the good quality HD/DVD stuff you need to buy it at $19.95 per video extra. That could add up to hundreds of dollars if you want to see it all. Lame. You are already paying $25 a month for the site, why not make it all inclusive?

She does give regular cam shows to her members and blogs frequently.

In the end, I don’t think AwesomeAshley is quite awesome enough for the price. But, I won’t say it is a rip off if you think that Ashley is your type of girl.

Awesome Ashley thinks she is so awesome that once you give her your money, her crappy home page collage is all you will get to see of her:

The entire site is broken. You can click those buttons until your finger turns blue, but you will not get any further than this page.

$7/2 day trial (rebills at $24.95/month)

$24.95/month recurring

$39/90 days

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From the tour:

Quality Pictures “Regular Exclusive Weekly Updates”

High Res 100% Exclusive Picture Sets!

Well, perhaps 10 or 15 years ago these pictures were “quality” and “high res”, but certainly not by today’s standards. But, by any day’s standards the photography ranges from amateurish to crap. And weekly updates? The last update was actually back in 2006 (as far as I can tell).

There are about 90 photo sets and 38 videos. I don’t know if any of the videos are full length DVD’s like they claim–I could not stand to watch them for very long.

Honestly, words are just not sufficient to describe the horror that is Hardcore Mature and Young so check out the pictures below.

$34.95/30 days recurring

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This site is the same crap as Like Matures and Shocking Matures. Many of the models are not really ‘mature’–they are just wearing wigs and old lady clothes. They also use the same slimy practice of changing the dates on the ‘updates’ to make it look like they are still adding content to the site, when in reality there is no way to tell when they last updated the site. It could have been 6 years ago when the site first started.

$29.95/month

Visit maturescope.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Wow.

This site is truly like stepping back into internet porn history. (check out the “phone sex” image below) My gosh, people actually used to pay money for and get off on this sort of thing.

The site is of course typical of those we review here by making huge claims in the tour and delivering little in the members area.  But, this site takes it to quite an exciting level.  Almost everything inside is broken including the erotic stories, webcams, most of the videos and most of the photos.

There is a handful of shitty photos and about 10 video clips.  Each video clip is 1 minute in length and 180×120 resolution for the high bandwidth ISDN option. (That might be funny for those of you old enough to remember what ISDN was.)

Yep, you can gain access to this ancient turd of a website for only $29.99 per month!

Visit VixenVets.com and tell us what you think!

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