As usual the tour for Granny Got Laid shows a bunch of stuff that is not in the members area. Inside you will find just 7 videos–only 2 of which feature a man and woman, the other 5 are lesbian scenes. None of the videos featured in the tour are inside. The videos are all broken up into a bunch of tiny clips. No full length videos are available despite what the tour promises.

As for photos, there are 36 pic sets that are rotated to make it look like they are still updating. I assume it’s just a bunch of old licensed content so who knows why they couldn’t at least add more of that.

This site is waaay over priced.

$39.99/30 days recurring

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There are just 14 grannies with one movie each. The movies are broken up into 3-5 small clips on average. I only opened a few of them to make sure they worked, but no way did I actually want to watch any of them!

When you join Grannys Hardcore you also get access to a bunch of other sites. But, if you join a site featuring grannies you’re not likely to be interested in teens, trannies or pregnant sluts so the other sites add no value.

$39.95/month recurring

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From the tour:

Quality Pictures “Regular Exclusive Weekly Updates”

High Res 100% Exclusive Picture Sets!

Well, perhaps 10 or 15 years ago these pictures were “quality” and “high res”, but certainly not by today’s standards. But, by any day’s standards the photography ranges from amateurish to crap. And weekly updates? The last update was actually back in 2006 (as far as I can tell).

There are about 90 photo sets and 38 videos. I don’t know if any of the videos are full length DVD’s like they claim–I could not stand to watch them for very long.

Honestly, words are just not sufficient to describe the horror that is Hardcore Mature and Young so check out the pictures below.

$34.95/30 days recurring

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Granny Island is owned by the same company that owns ChubbyBBW and Chubby’s ‘N Matures. It is the same crap, different name. Read the two previous reviews and you’ll get the gist of this site.

$4.95/5 days recurring at $29.95/30 days

$29.95/30 days recurring

$39.95/30 days non-recurring

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This site is weird. What you see is literally what you get. The members area looks exactly like the tour. So what you get is just ten videos of old people fucking. (And very unattractive old people fucking at that.) No pictures, no features.

I have no idea when the last update was, but if you still need more reasons not to join this site after what you just read then why are you here? Go. Throw your money away on overpriced bad porn already.

$1/2 days (rebills at $39.91)

$29.91/30 days

$59.91/90 days

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There is a LOT of crap on The Matures. But, that’s the problem–it’s crap.

Oh, but they use

Unique technology “Picture Slide Show”

to display their crap so that makes it all better! Jeez did they make this site in 1995??

Speaking of a long time ago, I don’t think the site has been updated since 2006 or 2007. Perhaps longer considering they still advertise that they have an

Online DVD & VHS Video Store!

Nobody sells VHS any more because nobody still has a VCR. And this site shouldn’t exist any more.

$9.95/3 day trial (rebills at $29.95/30 days recurring)

$29.95/30 days recurring

$34.95/30 days non-recurring

$49.95/60 days non-recurring

Visit thematures.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Staketet is in it’s 11th season(!) and clearly they have not updated the site design since then. There are no thumbnails on the main index page. This may have been acceptable back when the site first opened, but this is 2010 and  not having thumbnails now is pretty lazy. But what can you expect from a site that steals most of it’s content from newsgroups and other ‘public sources’ (this is stated at the bottom of the index)? It’s pretty scuzzy to charge money for a site that is mostly stolen content. They also rotate their content which is an indication of how archaic this site is. They post new galleries once a week, then the rest is reposted content from 2004-2006.

This site is just all kinds of terrible.

Oh and if anyone can tell me wtf staketet means I’d really like to know!

$5/6 days non-recurring

$15/30 days non-recurring

$25/60 days non-recurring

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Grannies Movies has the same members area as Mature Wishes. The same crappy porn, the same date for the last update of more than 3 years ago, and the same outrageous price of 40 bucks a month.

It’s funny how both sites claim in their tour to be the #1 mature site on the net.

$9.95/2 days (recurring at $39.95/30 days)

$39.95/30 days recurring

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