Upon logging in to the members area of Abbraxa Porn you are greeted with a home page that has so many buttons, links, ‘updates’ and featured items that it makes you think there must be tons of stuff to see. But there isn’t much content to be found. After clicking everything I found zero photos and just 64 exclusive videos. The last update was 10/8/2009.

The “Bonus Pictures” galleries are broken. The “Bonus Videos” are broken. The “Downloadable DVDs – only for Sweet Memebrs!” cost $5.95 per SCENE. The “Full Screen Movies” are pay per view. Of all the bonus material the only things that work are the “Sweet galleries” which contain your typical generic selection of old licensed photos, and the “Daily Pee Lovers” videos which they stopped adding back in 2006.

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This site is so fucking stupid that I just don’t have the words to describe how stupid it is. Many of the dildos are ridiculously huge and look home made. They also use other things like food–and I don’t mean just bananas and cucumbers. I mean stupid things like turkey legs. Gross. Also, rubber chickens. Most of the dudes make “Grrrr” faces when inserting stuff into the girls. I dunno why–it looks really stupid. Check out some stupid photos below.

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This site probably used to be interesting and relevant when it started way back in 1996, but those days are long gone. The design is ugly and looks like it hasn’t been updated since the 90′s. They only update once a month–if that. It looks like they took a hiatus from updates for a while.

The forums are pretty much dead. There are only a handful of posts this year and they consist of member complaints about the lack of updates or customer service issues. One member tried unsuccessfully to cancel several times due to the lack of updates, then he tried to email the webmaster, then finally posted in the forums and this was the webmaster’s response:

Whatever.. I never got an email from you.
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Your Webmaster

Looks like their customer service sucks, too. This site needs to either figure out how to adapt to the changing internet (scanned old photos and porn gifs stopped being interesting at least a decade ago), or just be taken offline.

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