I am running out of ways to spin the same stories….. High $$$ for a small amount of content, no updates for 2 years, blah, blah, blah.

Inside you will find a mere 16 videos. And naturally they are only available as several small clips, not full length. No photos.

$39.95/month recurring

Visit kbigtits.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Judging by the name of this site you might think it is filled with big breasted models. Well that is true, but these women have big breasts because they are BIG women. Calling morbidly obese women “busty” is like calling Wal-Mart a hardware store. Sure, they sell hardware at Wal-Mart but they also sell about 100,000 other kinds of things. They should have chosen a more fitting name for the site instead of such a misleading one.

That being said, there doesn’t seem to be much content. There are 16 models and several have just one photo set, with a total of 66 photo sets and 8 videos. They claim to update weekly, but the site has been online since at least 2007 so the numbers don’t add up–not even close.

They also claim to have cam shows, but I couldn’t find them anywhere on the site.

When you go to the join page there is one pre-checked cross sale that bills $39.95 every 30 days after a “free” 3 day trial. I think you know how strongly we feel about pre-checked cross sales by now.

$19.95/30 days recurring

Visit bustydirect.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Oh, my……where to start….

This site is just all sorts of awful. The site design is awful, the navigation is awful, the models and photography are awful, there is annoying blinking shit everywhere……

The ‘meet the models’ section is not clickable, so if you like a particular model you then have to search the site manually to find her (there is NO search feature and the “Old Galleries” index seems to be in no particular order). The model name “Thick Fudge” caught my attention (in a very, very bad way), but when I went to the archives I couldn’t find any photos of her (I should probably be very glad of this, however).

Some of the videos seem to be broken, and others are as short as 90 seconds.

The photos are so bad I just don’t even know how to describe them. So, just check them out for yourself below.

$24.95/month recurring

Visit ethinicknockers.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Ines Cudna has huge natural breasts and it’s easy to see why she is so popular, but she seems to have forgotten her website. She has just 35 photo sets and 25 movies. All of the movies are broken up into clips of about 30 seconds with no way to watch the movie in full.

The site has not been updated since 2004.

$19.95/30 days recurring

Visit inescudna.com

BlackAmateurBoobs.com is Dead! Another crappy porn site gone from the internet!

This site has been around since 1998 and was started by a photographer that has been taking pictures since 1995. And he hasn’t learned one damn thing about how to take a decent picture in all this time! I don’t know how he can call himself a photographer with a straight face. Just because you own a camera and can push the button does not make you a photographer.

From the join page:

This gives you 30 days access to current month issue only!

No back issues or archives with this membership!

This is somehow supposed to convince people to join? There actually are 4 pages of archives for a whopping total of 45 models that have about 20-40 pictures each. Maybe in 1998 that would have been really impressive, but that’s nothing by today’s standards.

$12.99/30 days recurring

Visit blackamateurboobs.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Tittie Club makes some very bold claims about the amount of content they have:

  • 700,000+ pics
  • 100,000+ videos

But, I could only find about 3,500 photos and 0 videos. Most of this site is broken. Pretty much the only thing that still works is the photos. And as you can see below the photos are just licensed softcore porn from the terrible early 90′s era of gold láme, big hair, and bigger fake tits.

The “Mon./Wed./Fri. Updates” and “What’s New” buttons are both broken, so I don’t think the site has been updated in a long time.

$1/3 day trial (rebills at $39.95/month)

$29.96/month recurring

Visit tittieclub.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

“Updated Weekly! with a new movie”

This is actually not true (shocking, I know). Last update was September 2009.

There are about 90 movies, but the only pictures are small low quality screen caps from the movies.

$29.95/30 days recurring

$74.95/90 days non-recurring

$99.95/180 days non-recurring

Visit largeladaylovin.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

This site has 10 really old looking photo sets, half of which I found for free elsewhere with just a few minutes of searching. Charging money for stolen content is pretty low, but charging for really, really old stolen content that’s probably been on free sites for a very long time is just pathetic.

$19.95/month recurring

$39.95/3 months recurring

$59.95/6 months non-recurring

Visit bigboobmatures.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

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