THOUSANDS OF XXX PHOTOS
THOUSANDS OF HUGE BOOB PICS FEATURING HOT CHICKS WITH HUGE TITS

There are only 60 old, crappy, rotating photo sets. I’ve seen many of them before on other sites so they are just typical licensed content–not exclusive.

HOURS OF NONSTOP BIG TITTY FUCK FLICKS
TONS OF QUALITY BIG TIT VIDEOS

It’s funny how they make a point of describing their videos as “NONSTOP” when they are actually only watchable in short clips. There is no way to watch the entire video. They have just 7 videos broken up into 60 sec clips for a total of 145 excruciating minutes.

LIVE SEX SHOWS WITH CHAT!
LIVE BIG TITTY SEX SHOWS 24/7

There are NO live shows of any kind in the members area. The only thing I could find is an affiliate link to a cam site. Of course you have to join and pay to see the shows there.

$39.99/30 days recurring

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Despite these claims from the tour, Busty Adventures is no longer updating:

- Brand-spankin new full-length movie episode every Wednesday
- Over 4 thousand videos, thousands of girls and full updates every day!

In fact, the last update was nearly 2 years ago.

I think people expect better from a big porn company like Bang Bros. Obviously this is not an isolated incident, though. We reviewed Big Ass Adventure for the same reason.

I discovered there is also a pre-checked cross sale on the join page. It’s very disappointing to see such a big company using such scammy practices.

$24.95/30 days recurring

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Buffet? No, try a light snack. A very expensive, unsatisfying snack. There are just 7 videos (broken up into a bunch of short clips) and 24 photo sets. The photos aren’t even exclusive (seriously I look at too much awful porn–I’ve seen them all on other sites) AND they rotate them to give the illusion that they are still updating the site. Check out the back alley boob jobs below.

$39.99/30 days recurring

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Oh boy. Here we go again.

THE BIGGEST MOST EXCLUSIVE TITJOB SITE TO HIT THE NET!

GIGS OF HIGH QUALITY PICTURES AND FULL LENGTH VIDEOS!

TONS OF PICS

LARGE ARCHIVE

Hours of hot tit job movies!

Updated weekly with new models!

Inside the member’s area you will find only 16 photo sets and 13 videos. The videos are all broken up into small clips–even when you download the full movie you’re just downloading all of the separate clips. The longest video is about 30 mins, but some are less than 10.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand why so many porn sites make such ridiculous claims. When they say stuff like “THE BIGGEST MOST EXCLUSIVE TITJOB SITE TO HIT THE NET!” but they only have 16 photo sets and 13 videos it just emphasizes how tiny their collection really is. That’s much more of a let down if you were expecting a gigantic megasite than if they had simply described the type of content.

Last update was in July 2009.

€24.95/30 days recurring (approx. $33 based on today’s exchange rate)

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This site hasn’t been updated for at least a year and a half. The videos seem to work, but half of the photo sets are broken. Instead of seeing naked photos of Jaime Hammer you are sent to Yahoo. WTF?

Last update 6/29/2009.

$19.95/30 days recurring

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I googled Chessie when I found her site because the content seems to span SEVERAL decades and I wondered if she was super famous back in the day or something. Well, she’s not famous enough to have an article on Wikipedia, but she did turn up in the article on Zoophilia. Gross. Also, I found her blog where it seems she now does “escorting” and “private LIVE shows” for $400/hour. Classy.

From her tour:

-Fresh new Chessie Moore high resolution photos and videos updated weekly

High resolution?? Hardly! See the crappy quality photos below and judge for yourself. The videos are no better. Updated weekly? I can’t tell since there are no dates, but the site has been online 4 years. So, 4×52=208 but, there are only 65 photo sets and 39 video clips for a total of 104 updates. That’s only HALF of what was promised.

-Classic Chessie Moore photo and video updates!

Classic = OLD and CRAPPY

-Access to Chessie Moore’s intimate diary with sexy updates and dirty moments!

There is no diary anywhere on the site.

-Chessie Moore’s erotic stories and erotic stories posted by her fans!

There are no erotic stories.

-Special Rates on Chessie Moore’s exclusive DVD’s!

I couldn’t find anywhere to buy these DVD’s. Also, if people paid $$ to get into her site, why then should they have to pay again to see her crappy old movies?

-Special attention from Chessie Moore herself!

I don’t see how she could give anyone special attention since there is no way to contact her via email, no way to chat with her, etc. The ‘contact’ link at the bottom just gives you a 404 error.

Lies, all lies.

$19.95/30 days (rebills at $18.95/30 days)

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There are so many, many things wrong with this site. Let’s start with the typical promises from the tour:

- Over 10,000 pictures!

Not even close. There are 50 photo sets with 60-100 pics each. That’s only about 4,000 photos.

- Hours of Video Scenes!

She has 23 videos for a total of about 3.5 hours of video. I suppose technically that IS hours of video scenes since it is more than just one hour, but when you say HOURS with an exclamation point I think most people expect more than just 3.

- High quality video & photo galleries

Not by today’s standards. Most of the photos are around 900×600 and the videos are all 320×240. I’m not sure if it’s a mistake, but both the ‘high quality’ and ‘low quality’ videos say they are 320×240.

- Weekly updates

Well, that was not true even back when she was still updating. There were several months with just one or no updates at all. And she stopped updating about a year and a half ago.

- FREE webcam access ~ Interact with me me live!

Her webcam page just links to the 2 cam sites where she does shows. They do offer free sign ups like most cam sites, but if you want to see her naked you have to pay. I think it’s hilarious that her profile from one of the cam sites lists her measurements as 36-24-34. Those are Denise Richards’ measurements and April is at least twice her size. If models can’t tell the truth about their measurements then they just shouldn’t list them at all. Or, at the very LEAST make them believable if they have to make them up!

Oh, and one last thing. Someone really should tell this girl that the heavy lidded, pouty “sexy face” she is going for in most of the photos doesn’t work for her. At all. I mean, not even a tiny bit. See for yourself below.

Last update: 4/29/2009

$24.90/30 days recurring

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I don’t really know why this site is called “Royal” boobs. I highly doubt any of these girls are a member of the nobility. Unless they just mean royal as in “above normal in size, quality, etc.” or perhaps just expensive. Because there are lots of large purchased boobs on the site. In fact most were purchased–there are very few natural boobs.

The tour claims:

1000′S OF SEXY BABES WITH BIG BOOBS READY TO GET OFF!!!

Try 57 babes, NOT thousands.

ENJOY HOURS OF MOVIES NOW!

There are a total of 9 movies with a combined length of less than 4 hours.

There is no way to tell when the last update was posted, but I don’t think it was recent. I’d guess it has been a few years since the site has been online since at least 2004 and has changed very little since then.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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