This site is painfully slow to load and painful to look at once it does. It features a terrible design with tiny thumbnails which leaves too much blank background. The stupid fonts are difficult to read against the chosen background.

The photo quality is not good and some photos have the site url right smack in the middle of the photo or in obnoxious colors and and unnecessarily large fonts. I understand people don’t like to have their photos stolen, but there is no need to make the url so big and/or obnoxious that it ruins the photo.

The last update was at least a year ago.

The site is also a reported attack site (which is why we won’t link to it like we normally do) so only visit the site if you are confident in your virus and malware protection software.

$20/month

The name of this site makes no sense. I guess ‘ultimate fantasy’ was taken so they changed the first letter to an ‘A’? But, everywhere in the members area it says ‘Monica Erotica’……so I went to monicaerotica.com and it just forwards to Altimate Fantasy. So, if they had the domain Monica Erotica, why the hell didn’t they just use that one (which is a MUCH better name) and forward the stupidly named Altimate Fantasy to that one??

In the tour her stats are listed as:

Measurements:    (Natural)40DDD 28-38

I think it is silly to list your measurements on your website, but if you must do so then at LEAST make them realistic and believable!! There is no way she has a 28″ waist. That’s about a US women’s size 8. She is so far beyond a size 8 (and in fact describes herself as full figured) that she certainly has to shop at the big lady stores.

Anyway, it doesn’t matter because the site appears to be abandoned. It has just 22 videos and 41 photo sets. The last update was way back in April 2006.

$8.95/7 days (rebills at $19.99/30 days recurring)

$24.95/30 days non-recurring

$24.99/30 days (rebills at $19.99/30 days recurring)

$49.95/30 days non-recurring

Visit altimatefantasy.net then come back and tell us how awful it is!

BlackAmateurBoobs.com is Dead! Another crappy porn site gone from the internet!

This site has been around since 1998 and was started by a photographer that has been taking pictures since 1995. And he hasn’t learned one damn thing about how to take a decent picture in all this time! I don’t know how he can call himself a photographer with a straight face. Just because you own a camera and can push the button does not make you a photographer.

From the join page:

This gives you 30 days access to current month issue only!

No back issues or archives with this membership!

This is somehow supposed to convince people to join? There actually are 4 pages of archives for a whopping total of 45 models that have about 20-40 pictures each. Maybe in 1998 that would have been really impressive, but that’s nothing by today’s standards.

$12.99/30 days recurring

Visit blackamateurboobs.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

I don’t know who told this girl that she was sexy, but they have a MUCH different definition of the word than I do.

Even if you find her attractive, the photos are terrible! The earlier ones were taken with a 35mm camera and scanned in, but even the newer ones are still not remotely close to good quality. And the last update was in 2006, so she hasn’t updated in 4 years.

There are just 28 videos, some very short. Her webcam, streaming video, and live cam girls buttons have all been disabled.

“Turn-Offs: Rude people who don’t like my site. If you don’t like it, Fuckin leave!”

You got it Cherry. I’m sorry I had to spend as much time there as I did. (I’m guessing she got a lot of criticism about her terrible site for her to put that in the tour!)

$9.99/30 days recurring

Visit sexycherrypie.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Most of this site is broken. Clicking on most of the models just gives you an error message that basically says the webmaster screwed up. You are only able to view the content for 6 of the 36 models. For the few models that you can actually access the content, they have the photos presented in this awful image viewer:

The models are so huge that you need to scroll around to see their whole body (or is it that the image is so huge and the viewing area is so small?). Either way, this image viewer is terrible. It’s one thing to zoom in on something after you’ve seen the full photo, but to never even be able to see the photo in it’s entirety is just wrong.

Then again, so is charging money for this crappy broken site.

$9.95/3 day trial (recurring at $15/30 days)

$15/30 days either recurring or not

$35/90 days either recurring or not

Visit bighotbombshells.com/bbwcity then come back and tell us how awful it is!

“Updated Weekly! with a new movie”

This is actually not true (shocking, I know). Last update was September 2009.

There are about 90 movies, but the only pictures are small low quality screen caps from the movies.

$29.95/30 days recurring

$74.95/90 days non-recurring

$99.95/180 days non-recurring

Visit largeladaylovin.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

It is interesting that this site has been around since 2004, has just 23 photo sets and 23 videos, yet 18 of the last video updates were on the same day……Looks like they are just changing dates on the update page to make it appear as though they have updated recently.

This awful site is a rip off.

$29.95/30 days recurring

$34.95/30 days non-recurring

$59.95/90 days non-recurring

Visit bbwtales.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!






Bountiful Bodies features really big women, but the amount of content is really small. There are only 9 models with 20-25 photos each, and 4 of the models have a few video clips that are just 10-30 seconds long. That’s all you will find in the members section.

The home page says this is issue #30, but gives no indication of how often they have new issues.

As for the photography, it is actually not as terrible as I expected (there just needs to be more of it). The photographer seems to make an effort to capture the women in more flattering poses and shoot from good angles, which is definitely not something I normally see with the photos of big women. Usually the BBW sites like to use terrible angles, horrible poses, and even wide angle lenses to make the women look fatter and more unattractive.

If this site had more content, perhaps even just having the archives available it really wouldn’t be such a bad site. But there is just so little content for your money as it is now.

$12.99/month recurring

Visit bountifulbodies.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

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