Fatty Farm is an overpriced outdated site. There are a bunch of 60 second video clips that still work but this is 2011. Nobody has dial up any more so it’s no longer necessary to break up videos into tiny segments. All of the streaming licensed video feeds are broken or disabled. There are only 36 photo sets of the big ladies that get rotated to make it look like they are still posting new sets every few days. The rest of the galleries are your standard licensed filler content of various varieties (none of which is BBW).

All of the other licensed filler content is broken: games, e-zines, personals, etc. Well, the “erotic stories” are still available, but who cares?

$39.95/30 days recurring

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***Update***

I was able to log into British Chubby so I thought I should update my review. I was suspicious when looking at the updates because I didn’t really believe they were updating 2-3 times a day. As it turns out they are just recycling old content and slapping new dates on them.

Original review published 11/1/2010:

This site will take your money, but will not let you inside. When you try to log in it takes you to another site that is just a parked page. I don’t know if the site is broken, no longer exists, or the webmaster just did something wrong. But, there is no way to log in.

$24.99/month recurring

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I googled Chessie when I found her site because the content seems to span SEVERAL decades and I wondered if she was super famous back in the day or something. Well, she’s not famous enough to have an article on Wikipedia, but she did turn up in the article on Zoophilia. Gross. Also, I found her blog where it seems she now does “escorting” and “private LIVE shows” for $400/hour. Classy.

From her tour:

-Fresh new Chessie Moore high resolution photos and videos updated weekly

High resolution?? Hardly! See the crappy quality photos below and judge for yourself. The videos are no better. Updated weekly? I can’t tell since there are no dates, but the site has been online 4 years. So, 4×52=208 but, there are only 65 photo sets and 39 video clips for a total of 104 updates. That’s only HALF of what was promised.

-Classic Chessie Moore photo and video updates!

Classic = OLD and CRAPPY

-Access to Chessie Moore’s intimate diary with sexy updates and dirty moments!

There is no diary anywhere on the site.

-Chessie Moore’s erotic stories and erotic stories posted by her fans!

There are no erotic stories.

-Special Rates on Chessie Moore’s exclusive DVD’s!

I couldn’t find anywhere to buy these DVD’s. Also, if people paid $$ to get into her site, why then should they have to pay again to see her crappy old movies?

-Special attention from Chessie Moore herself!

I don’t see how she could give anyone special attention since there is no way to contact her via email, no way to chat with her, etc. The ‘contact’ link at the bottom just gives you a 404 error.

Lies, all lies.

$19.95/30 days (rebills at $18.95/30 days)

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There are so many, many things wrong with this site. Let’s start with the typical promises from the tour:

- Over 10,000 pictures!

Not even close. There are 50 photo sets with 60-100 pics each. That’s only about 4,000 photos.

- Hours of Video Scenes!

She has 23 videos for a total of about 3.5 hours of video. I suppose technically that IS hours of video scenes since it is more than just one hour, but when you say HOURS with an exclamation point I think most people expect more than just 3.

- High quality video & photo galleries

Not by today’s standards. Most of the photos are around 900×600 and the videos are all 320×240. I’m not sure if it’s a mistake, but both the ‘high quality’ and ‘low quality’ videos say they are 320×240.

- Weekly updates

Well, that was not true even back when she was still updating. There were several months with just one or no updates at all. And she stopped updating about a year and a half ago.

- FREE webcam access ~ Interact with me me live!

Her webcam page just links to the 2 cam sites where she does shows. They do offer free sign ups like most cam sites, but if you want to see her naked you have to pay. I think it’s hilarious that her profile from one of the cam sites lists her measurements as 36-24-34. Those are Denise Richards’ measurements and April is at least twice her size. If models can’t tell the truth about their measurements then they just shouldn’t list them at all. Or, at the very LEAST make them believable if they have to make them up!

Oh, and one last thing. Someone really should tell this girl that the heavy lidded, pouty “sexy face” she is going for in most of the photos doesn’t work for her. At all. I mean, not even a tiny bit. See for yourself below.

Last update: 4/29/2009

$24.90/30 days recurring

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Judging by the name of this site you might think it is filled with big breasted models. Well that is true, but these women have big breasts because they are BIG women. Calling morbidly obese women “busty” is like calling Wal-Mart a hardware store. Sure, they sell hardware at Wal-Mart but they also sell about 100,000 other kinds of things. They should have chosen a more fitting name for the site instead of such a misleading one.

That being said, there doesn’t seem to be much content. There are 16 models and several have just one photo set, with a total of 66 photo sets and 8 videos. They claim to update weekly, but the site has been online since at least 2007 so the numbers don’t add up–not even close.

They also claim to have cam shows, but I couldn’t find them anywhere on the site.

When you go to the join page there is one pre-checked cross sale that bills $39.95 every 30 days after a “free” 3 day trial. I think you know how strongly we feel about pre-checked cross sales by now.

$19.95/30 days recurring

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From the tour:

Quality Pictures “Regular Exclusive Weekly Updates”

High Res 100% Exclusive Picture Sets!

Well, perhaps 10 or 15 years ago these pictures were “quality” and “high res”, but certainly not by today’s standards. But, by any day’s standards the photography ranges from amateurish to crap. And weekly updates? The last update was actually back in 2006 (as far as I can tell).

There are about 90 photo sets and 38 videos. I don’t know if any of the videos are full length DVD’s like they claim–I could not stand to watch them for very long.

Honestly, words are just not sufficient to describe the horror that is Hardcore Mature and Young so check out the pictures below.

$34.95/30 days recurring

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Oh, my……where to start….

This site is just all sorts of awful. The site design is awful, the navigation is awful, the models and photography are awful, there is annoying blinking shit everywhere……

The ‘meet the models’ section is not clickable, so if you like a particular model you then have to search the site manually to find her (there is NO search feature and the “Old Galleries” index seems to be in no particular order). The model name “Thick Fudge” caught my attention (in a very, very bad way), but when I went to the archives I couldn’t find any photos of her (I should probably be very glad of this, however).

Some of the videos seem to be broken, and others are as short as 90 seconds.

The photos are so bad I just don’t even know how to describe them. So, just check them out for yourself below.

$24.95/month recurring

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From the tour:

1000′s Of Pics & Videos – Added Weekly!!!

- Over 10,000 High Quality Pictures!
- Hours of Video Scenes!
- Access to my blog
- Weekly updates
- IM me anytime
- FREE webcam access!!! ~ Interact with me me live!

Wow somebody went way overboard with all the crazy claims……Here is what you really find in the members area:

88 minutes of video.

28 photo sets. About 1800 pics.

Webcam page just says: “HI GUYS! EMAIL ME IF YOU WANNA PRIVATE CHAT….KAITLIN”

I couldn’t find any info to IM Kaitlin.

Only 3 posts in her blog. Last one: 2-23-2008.

Last site update: 6-18-2008.

$24.90/30 days recurring

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