What would you expect of a site called Absolute Asians? Especially a site that claims to have “The largest collection of asian content anywhere.”?

I suppose you would expect a lot of Asians! Well, this site has some Asians, but mostly this is just a site with a bunch of licensed crap that has nothing to do with Asians. Please view some of the examples below and let me know if you feel any of these photos belong on an Asian themed site.

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Cumisha Amado started her porn career in 1990. By the time she started her website in 1999 I would say her career was pretty much over. However, she kept going for a good stretch making appearances, shooting random stuff and updating her site until about 2007 when her last entry is in the “news” section is.

The content is typical of most old websites. 29 sets of low resolution low quality photos and tiny crappy videos. Even the videos labelled “DSL / Cable” are super small and you can barely see what is going on.

The best part about this site that makes it so awful is all the charming things that people got to experience back in the day. The handy netscape navigator link, the awful sound of a voice speaking to you with no way to stop it on various pages, and all sorts of annoying animations and sounds. At the bottom of each page it says that the website was designed by MK MultiMedia You should really check out their website to see their horrible intro and sales pitches on all the shitty animations they were trying sell people a decade ago. (Maybe they still are?)

Cumisha, It is time to say goodbye. Please end your site.
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