This site makes some pretty outrageous claims:

250,000 + PHOTOS

60,000 + VIDEOS

LIVE SEX SHOW

EROTIC NATURAL EVENTS

AND MANY MORE!

REGULARLY UPDATED WITH ALL OUR HOT ASIAN MODELS!

I have no idea what “erotic natural events” are, but I DO know that there are NO live sex shows, the last update was more than 3 years ago, and the photo and video count numbers are a complete lie. I’d estimate the photo count to be around 4,000-5,000 and there are just 19 videos. So there are 245,000 photos and 59,981 videos missing that they promised us were in the members area.

Last update 11/2007.

$39.95/30 days recurring

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Inside you will find 20 low quality photo sets. They are so crappy that they might be screen grabs from videos, but there are no accompanying videos so who knows. This site is just horrible.

$14.95/30 days recurring

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I get the feeling that the photographer for this site started his career at Sears portrait studio or Olan Mills and decided to start shooting porn. The models are mostly posed in very stiff, unnatural, and very unsexy ways–reminiscent of cheesy cliché senior portrait poses. See pics below.

THOUSANDS OF DOWNLOADABLE MOVIES!

Actually there are only 22 movies in the members area.

REGULARLY UPDATED WITH ALL OUR HOT ASIAN MODELS!

Not true. After the starting batch of content was put up, they only updated 3 times. The last update was in Dec. 2007.

There are a total of 20 photo sets and 22 movies. Thirty bucks a month is WAY too much for so little.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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100% QUALITY IN ALL OUR DVD MOVIES AND PICTURES

First of all, the picture quality is TERRIBLE. To say they are amateur quality would be an insult to all amateur photographers. See photos below.

Second, there are no videos on this site. None. There are pictures of a video camera at the top of every page in the tour, little animated gifs inside mock video players to imply they are videos, and descriptions of “scenes” with pictures of video players next to them. But, no videos inside the members area.

For forty bucks a month I expect a site to be very high quality and provide a lot of content. Like, so much content that you don’t even get through it all during your first month of being a member. This site provides neither quality nor quantity.

THOUSANDS OF QUALITY DVD MOVIES AND PICTURES INSIDE!

There are just 29 photo sets inside the members area and that’s all you get. NO VIDEOS, no chat, no cam shows, no feeds, nothing.

There are no dates in the descriptions so I can’t tell when the last update was, but judging by the 2003 watermark on one photo set it’s been a while or they are posting old sets.

BangkokSlum – Award Winning Slum Action

Is it an award for the biggest rip-off site?

$39.95/30 days recurring

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From the looks of things this site used to be pretty awesome. The photography is good, the model is cute and she used to interact with her members regularly, there was a lot of content, and the site was easy to navigate, well designed and had a lot of features.

But of course Cherie stopped writing in her journal in 2005, the last post in the message boards was in 2006, and also the last photo set was added way back in March 2006.

$19.95/30 days (+ $1.99 processing fee? WTF)

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OBAHS stands for Oriental Babes are Hot Stuff. Most of the models are indeed attractive and the photography is decent. The problem with this site is (of course) the misleading information in the tour:

Huge Repository of Exotic Asian Women
Updates Weekly this Huge Depot of Images Celebrates the Beauty
and Grace of the Gorgous Eastern Lovelys
Submissive Females Show You All Their Charms as You Journey through Vault After Vault Of Striking Beuaty

There are 70 photo sets on the site. Not a bad amount to start with, but certainly nowhere close to a “huge repository” or anything like the “Journey through Vault After Vault Of Striking Beuaty”. That makes it sound like it would take weeks to go through all of the content. There is no year on the dates so I don’t know when the last update was, but I suspect it hasn’t been updated in quite a while.

This site has gone through several transformations. First it was:

obahs = Oversexed Babes and Hot Sluts

Then it was:

obahs = OutCold Babes and Hot Sluts

With this description:

Dumb Drunk Passed Out Cunts Ready to be Used

Remember that snotty bitch at the party
The one that thought she was hot shit.
Making fun of everyone, flirting and cock teasing every guy there.
Well look at her now, a couple too many drinks and suddenly she’s face down on the carpet.

I have to say that after discovering what the site used to be it lowered my opinion of it considerably. The owner sounds like a total douche with nothing but disdain for women. It was clearly done by the same person because the design is identical right down to the eye hurting cyan background color.

Anyway, the bottom line is this is a take your money and run site, so save your money for good porn sites that won’t rip you off like this.

$14.95/30 days recurring

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