RugMunchin.com

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Jan 292011

The only things that work on this site are the handful of photo galleries and the short MPEG video clips. All of the licensed feeds and content is broken or disabled.

The photo sets are rotated and the dates are changed to make it appear as though they are adding new ones so who knows how long since they’ve actually added new updates to the site. Considering how incredibly cheap it is to purchase content for sites these days it doesn’t make sense why they would rotate instead of update. I went to the source where some of their photos were purchased and for just ten dollars more than the price of one month access to Rug Munchin they could purchase 50 photo sets. No joke.

About half of the photo sets came from a different source. Perhaps even scanned porn magazines from the early 90′s. Check out the hair, tan lines, thongs hiked up to their armpits, and melodramatic “Oooooh!” faces in the photos below.

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CornholeCruisers.com

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Jan 282011

Cornhole Cruisers was obviously made cheaply and lazily using a template–assembly line style. I know this by looking at the videos page:

See the problem? I doubt gay men would be interested in preggo porn or talking to Live girls. Obviously they made a “preggo” site prior to making this one and forgot to change the theme.

There are only 36 photo sets that are relevant to the site. They rotate the sets to make it look like they add new content every few days, but it’s just an old sleazy trick. The rest of the photo galleries feature themes like big tits, double penetration, fat girls, lesbians, and MILFs to name a few. Again, nothing gay men would be interested in.

The only videos that work are the short MPEG clips. There are no full length movies. All of the video feeds are broken.

This site is just crap.

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FattyFarm.com

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Jan 272011

Fatty Farm is an overpriced outdated site. There are a bunch of 60 second video clips that still work but this is 2011. Nobody has dial up any more so it’s no longer necessary to break up videos into tiny segments. All of the streaming licensed video feeds are broken or disabled. There are only 36 photo sets of the big ladies that get rotated to make it look like they are still posting new sets every few days. The rest of the galleries are your standard licensed filler content of various varieties (none of which is BBW).

All of the other licensed filler content is broken: games, e-zines, personals, etc. Well, the “erotic stories” are still available, but who cares?

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18Ager.com

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Jan 222011

At first glance 18 Ager seems to have a decent archive of content, but looking closer it’s not so great. About 40 of the photo sets are empty–there is a place holder in the index of photos, but it just says “0 photos”. And, all of the videos are broken up into 90 second clips with no way to watch the entire video. Who would want to watch a 30 minute video in 20 separate clips?? The last update was back on 5/2/2009 so it’s safe to assume there won’t be any more new content.

There are no thumbnails or descriptions for either photo sets or videos. So when you look at the index you have to make your choice on what to see based on such exciting video titles as “062_vid” or creative photo set titles as “279″. Come on this is 2011. For the ridiculously high price of forty bucks a month I expect some damn thumbnails.

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XXXAsianStudents.com

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Jan 152011

This site makes some pretty outrageous claims:

250,000 + PHOTOS

60,000 + VIDEOS

LIVE SEX SHOW

EROTIC NATURAL EVENTS

AND MANY MORE!

REGULARLY UPDATED WITH ALL OUR HOT ASIAN MODELS!

I have no idea what “erotic natural events” are, but I DO know that there are NO live sex shows, the last update was more than 3 years ago, and the photo and video count numbers are a complete lie. I’d estimate the photo count to be around 4,000-5,000 and there are just 19 videos. So there are 245,000 photos and 59,981 videos missing that they promised us were in the members area.

Last update 11/2007.

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BangkokSlum.com

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Jan 092011

100% QUALITY IN ALL OUR DVD MOVIES AND PICTURES

First of all, the picture quality is TERRIBLE. To say they are amateur quality would be an insult to all amateur photographers. See photos below.

Second, there are no videos on this site. None. There are pictures of a video camera at the top of every page in the tour, little animated gifs inside mock video players to imply they are videos, and descriptions of “scenes” with pictures of video players next to them. But, no videos inside the members area.

For forty bucks a month I expect a site to be very high quality and provide a lot of content. Like, so much content that you don’t even get through it all during your first month of being a member. This site provides neither quality nor quantity.

THOUSANDS OF QUALITY DVD MOVIES AND PICTURES INSIDE!

There are just 29 photo sets inside the members area and that’s all you get. NO VIDEOS, no chat, no cam shows, no feeds, nothing.

There are no dates in the descriptions so I can’t tell when the last update was, but judging by the 2003 watermark on one photo set it’s been a while or they are posting old sets.

BangkokSlum – Award Winning Slum Action

Is it an award for the biggest rip-off site?

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TasteTheBabes.com

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Oct 142010

This site has more than 200 photo sets, but only 28 videos. The last update was in November 2009. This is one of those sites where they bought a package of content and once that content ran out, the updates ended.

The major part of the collection was bought from a famous russian photographer.

Don’t expect to see anything new for that forty bucks you just wasted.

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TotallyLatinos.com

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Aug 112010

The home page of Totally Latinos is a minefield of affiliate links. All of the “hardcore videos” are just feeds. Broken feeds. The “personals”, “live chat” and “live shows” sections are all just affiliate links to other pay sites. The links to the “online magazines” are so old that they just lead to parked pages (the magazines no longer exist). And the photo galleries haven’t been updated since at least 2008.

This site is a huge rip off.

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