Intermixed is an excellent example of what NOT to do when making a niche porn site:

–DON’T have only 18 original videos representing your niche and then use generic filler content of the licensed crappy variety (none of which includes the specific niche the site is based on) to compose the bulk of your site.

–DON’T then let your license for said crappy filler content expire so that half of the filler content is broken.

–DON’T make claims such as “ALL COCKS ARE REAL! NO FAKES! WATCH THE VIDEOS AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!” and “MONSTROUS 16″ COCK” if you have clearly photoshopped the cocks in the tour:
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$34.95/30 days recurring

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Upon logging in to the members area of Abbraxa Porn you are greeted with a home page that has so many buttons, links, ‘updates’ and featured items that it makes you think there must be tons of stuff to see. But there isn’t much content to be found. After clicking everything I found zero photos and just 64 exclusive videos. The last update was 10/8/2009.

The “Bonus Pictures” galleries are broken. The “Bonus Videos” are broken. The “Downloadable DVDs – only for Sweet Memebrs!” cost $5.95 per SCENE. The “Full Screen Movies” are pay per view. Of all the bonus material the only things that work are the “Sweet galleries” which contain your typical generic selection of old licensed photos, and the “Daily Pee Lovers” videos which they stopped adding back in 2006.

$34.95/30 days recurring

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For the price of $35 you get 27 photo sets and 26 videos. At least there are 26 videos listed, but about half are broken or missing.

The last update was waaaay back in 2006.

This site is crap.

$34.95/30 days then recurring at $29.95/30 days

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Welcome to AnalDaughters Members’ Area! Baby, can you handle this? Just like what John Mayer said, “Fathers be good to your daughters, daughters will live like you do” Well, welcome aboard and you are about to glimpse and spot the hottest ass fucking site on the web!

I don’t even want to contemplate what the hell that means or why they chose to name the site Anal Daughters.

• Incredible collection of hard anal sex movies and pics

I don’t consider 37 videos and 23 photo sets to be “incredible”. And the photo sets are not really photos, but screen caps from the videos. It is incredible, however, that even when you download the entire video you still have to watch it in a bunch of short clips.

• Most hardcore interracial anal sex scenes ever caught on film

I only found ONE interracial scene with one black dude and one white dude doubling up on a white girl.

• Updated weekly with new and hottest models

The last update was 7/7/2009, but it was never updated weekly even when they were still adding content.

This is yet another site that uses $ and € interchangeably. The join page on the site lists the monthly price at $24.95, but when you go to the bill processing page to enter your info it changes to €24.95. I don’t know if they really think dollars and euros are always equal, or if it is a mistake from changing their billing company or something like that. But, it really makes the price jump up so they should be more careful about using the correct symbols.

€24.95/30 days recurring (approx. $34 based on today’s exchange rate)

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From the tour:

Quality Pictures “Regular Exclusive Weekly Updates”

High Res 100% Exclusive Picture Sets!

Well, perhaps 10 or 15 years ago these pictures were “quality” and “high res”, but certainly not by today’s standards. But, by any day’s standards the photography ranges from amateurish to crap. And weekly updates? The last update was actually back in 2006 (as far as I can tell).

There are about 90 photo sets and 38 videos. I don’t know if any of the videos are full length DVD’s like they claim–I could not stand to watch them for very long.

Honestly, words are just not sufficient to describe the horror that is Hardcore Mature and Young so check out the pictures below.

$34.95/30 days recurring

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Like Matures is pretty much the same thing as Shocking Matures: old women forcing themselves on younger men or trying to ‘seduce’ them. They use many of the same models as they are both done by the same company. The results are just as ridiculous and hilarious as Shocking Matures. Have a good laugh at the samples below.

And just as with Shocking Matures, Like Matures keeps the same “updates” on the home page but changes the dates every day to appear as though they are updating regularly. That’s just cheating.

$7.95/3 day trial (rebills at $34.95/30 days)

$34.95/30 days recurring

$59.95/90 days non-recurring

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I visited this site a while back and while the porn was certainly bad I decided not to review it at the time because it appeared as though the site was updated very regularly. Well, on my return visit I was greeted with the same bad porn as the first visit, but the dates were changed to make it look like they updated yesterday with new updates every 3 days. I hate porn sites that lie.

The site features silly implausible scenarios with old men and young ‘office girls’. See some of the pics below. There are only 16 videos and they are broken up into little clips.

What’s up with the name anyway? Old Man Office sounds incredibly dull. Oh, wait–this site IS incredibly dull so I suppose the name fits.

$7.95/3 days (rebills at $34.95/30 days)

$34.95/30 days recurring

$59.95/90 days non-recurring

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I get the feeling that Katie Fey wanted to be a fashion model, but ended up doing porn instead. She doesn’t crack a smile even once–it’s all heavy lidded eyes and über pouty lips. She seems to be so caught up doing her model poses and putting on her model face that she often forgets the entire reason people pay money to see her site: they want to see her nekkid!

The main page is a minefield of links that take you to other pay sites that you have to sign up for. It’s hard to tell what is part of Katie Fey and what will take you to another site.

But, even if you don’t mind the minefield or think her pouty model face and weird fashion model wannabe poses are annoying, you’ll still be disappointed with the lack of new content since you paid a whopping 35 bucks to join and the site hasn’t been updated since 2008.

$34.95/30 days recurring

$69.95/90 days recurring

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