Princess Blu Eyez

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Mar 052012

Princess Blueyez is a pretty standard looking college girl. Her home page claims she is “The web’s original cam girl”, though I’m not sure why. Making that claim just makes it more insulting that you just paid thirty bucks for a site that hasn’t had a live webcam show since it was abandoned 5 years ago. The last photo set and video were added in 2007.

This is a non-nude site so the hefty price and lack of updates for the last 5 years makes it a huge ripoff.

$29.95/month

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BootyClapXXX.com

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Apr 132011

Let’s see what this site promises:

No Viruses, Trojans or other nasty stuff that you get on the Tube Sites!

Well that’s nice. But, there are PLENTY of good, honest porn sites that won’t give your computer viruses or any other ‘nasty stuff’ and they cost less, too so that’s not much of a selling point.

4 Daily Updates!

Yeah this is not true. The last dozen updates were posted 1 per day, but the older ones don’t have dates on them.

HD Quality Movies!

Only 7 of the 51 total movies are in HD.

Hundreds of Sexy Models!

Well I don’t know how many models they really have, but there are only 51 videos each with only one or  two models.

6,000+ Videos!

There are actually only 51 videos. And nothing else.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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OurFuckFriends.com

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Mar 162011

Original review 1/3/2010:

Our Fuck Friends has several things wrong: the pictures section is blank, the ‘ezines’ section is blank, and the last update was in April of ’06. Need I say more?

***UPDATE:

There is a pre-checked cross sale on the purchase page. Not only is it easy to miss because it’s off to the side of where you enter your credit card info, but it is an instant charge. It’s not even a “free” trial that gives you 2 or 3 days to cancel before they charge you thirty bucks. So if you miss it (as I suspect most people will) you’re immediately charged $60, then $60 every month for two sites.

Price:

$29.95/30 days recurring

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LatinaMovieClub.com

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Jan 262011

OVER 2,000 FULL DVD’S

I don’t know where they got their numbers from. I see only 93 DVD’s in the members area. The last one was added in Oct. 2010.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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MikaylaMendez.com

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Jan 212011

Mikayla has a decent amount of content for  a personal site, but I don’t think she is updating any more. The last photo set was added on 3/12/2010 and the last video was added on 7/21/2010.

I can’t say it any better than her biggest fan:

Hello, Mikayla! U r the sexiest women in the world. Im ur biggest fan!!
Just became a member. Hoped to see u in web cam but couldnt find this option here at all. It’s a pity u almost forgot about ur site:((

Ok, so I could say it better (I would use real words), but the point is that her fans are disappointed that she forgot about her site. The reason fans are willing to pay so much money to be a member of their favorite porn star’s site is for the interaction with her. The tour promises all kinds of personal interaction with Mikayla–webcam shows, blogs, and private messages. But, she hasn’t written in her blog since 9/2009 or posted an audio blog since 4/2009. And no webcam shows at all.

I understand that it’s a lot of work to keep a solo site updated with new content all the time. But, if you are unable to do the job, you should stop taking people’s money.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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GirlsWhoLovePussy.com

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Jan 202011

After paying your thirty bucks to gain access to Girls Who Love Pussy you might be disappointed to find that all of the whopping 15 photo sets are broken.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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SquirtingMovieClub.com

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Jan 182011

This site is pretty much the same story as Lesbian DVD Club, except they have only 32 movies and the last update was exactly one year ago.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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LesbianDVDClub.com

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Jan 172011

Upon logging in to Lesbian DVD Club you are greeted with a “DVD of the Day” at the top of the home page. Today’s featured DVD has screen shots of a latina girl sucking a dude’s cock. And the 3 upcoming videos all feature dudes as well. Wait, why are there cocks on a lesbian site?

The tour proudly claims “OVER 2000 FULL DVD’S” but at the top it says they have 3,695. So, which number is correct? Neither. At first I thought they had only 94 movies because the design and navigation is not great. There is no way to look at the full list of all the movies on the site. At least I couldn’t find it. After looking around a bit more I thought I found 471 more videos. But that number is inflated because they are posting each scene as though it’s a new video and they appear to be the same 94 videos that are listed on the home page as the “Latest DVD’s”. Just expanded by listing each scene separately.

They also say that they add a new DVD every day. But, there were only 17 movies added in 2010. Perhaps they were counting each scene separately. I can’t tell because there aren’t any dates on the individual scenes. Also, the last update was in Nov. 2010 so there might not be any more updates.

Whatever the explanation for the discrepancies, this site is kind of a rip off.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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