Despite these claims from the tour, Busty Adventures is no longer updating:

- Brand-spankin new full-length movie episode every Wednesday
- Over 4 thousand videos, thousands of girls and full updates every day!

In fact, the last update was nearly 2 years ago.

I think people expect better from a big porn company like Bang Bros. Obviously this is not an isolated incident, though. We reviewed Big Ass Adventure for the same reason.

I discovered there is also a pre-checked cross sale on the join page. It’s very disappointing to see such a big company using such scammy practices.

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I was able to log into British Chubby so I thought I should update my review. I was suspicious when looking at the updates because I didn’t really believe they were updating 2-3 times a day. As it turns out they are just recycling old content and slapping new dates on them.

Original review published 11/1/2010:

This site will take your money, but will not let you inside. When you try to log in it takes you to another site that is just a parked page. I don’t know if the site is broken, no longer exists, or the webmaster just did something wrong. But, there is no way to log in.

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The content may be exclusive, but they no longer update. And this site has just 53 photo sets and 29 videos–I wouldn’t consider that “TONS”.

They make a big deal about the gagging and puking on this site, but I don’t believe any of it is real. I mean, these are scrawny Asian twinks we’re talking about here. I did not see even one average sized dick on the whole site, let alone any big ones. I don’t think it’s possible to gag on a 4″ dick. You might think I’m just being mean and exaggerating, but I assure you I am not.


Well, that’s just not true.

Access all our sites with one membership!

This is the only gay site in their network. There are 2 tranny sites, but the rest are straight sites which I doubt would be interesting to a gay man.

Last update 7/26/2009.

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From the tour:


I googled “adult internet weekly” (after going directly to the site and getting an error) and came up with nothing. Either they made that up, or that site no longer exists. That claim is bogus either way.


There are actually only 80 videos. Even if they were counting the clips separately that would still be nowhere close to thousands.

Updated weekly with new models!

This was not even true back when they were still updating. The updates were sporadic until they ended in July 2009.

Only the nastiest stuff!

Call me crazy, but I’d say foot jobs are pretty tame compared to a lot of the porn out there now.

NONE of the video feeds work.

Last update 7/7/2009.

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Diva files has some cute models, a nice design, and the content seems to be decent quality, but they stopped updating 5 1/2 years ago and still charge an arm and a leg. And they have the gall to call it a low price.

Last update: June 28, 2005

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There are so many, many things wrong with this site. Let’s start with the typical promises from the tour:

- Over 10,000 pictures!

Not even close. There are 50 photo sets with 60-100 pics each. That’s only about 4,000 photos.

- Hours of Video Scenes!

She has 23 videos for a total of about 3.5 hours of video. I suppose technically that IS hours of video scenes since it is more than just one hour, but when you say HOURS with an exclamation point I think most people expect more than just 3.

- High quality video & photo galleries

Not by today’s standards. Most of the photos are around 900×600 and the videos are all 320×240. I’m not sure if it’s a mistake, but both the ‘high quality’ and ‘low quality’ videos say they are 320×240.

- Weekly updates

Well, that was not true even back when she was still updating. There were several months with just one or no updates at all. And she stopped updating about a year and a half ago.

- FREE webcam access ~ Interact with me me live!

Her webcam page just links to the 2 cam sites where she does shows. They do offer free sign ups like most cam sites, but if you want to see her naked you have to pay. I think it’s hilarious that her profile from one of the cam sites lists her measurements as 36-24-34. Those are Denise Richards’ measurements and April is at least twice her size. If models can’t tell the truth about their measurements then they just shouldn’t list them at all. Or, at the very LEAST make them believable if they have to make them up!

Oh, and one last thing. Someone really should tell this girl that the heavy lidded, pouty “sexy face” she is going for in most of the photos doesn’t work for her. At all. I mean, not even a tiny bit. See for yourself below.

Last update: 4/29/2009

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From the tour:

Our main objectives for the shootings where:

* aesthetical & ambitious photographs
* best quality at 768 x 1024 px
* alternating locations in germany
* only high-quality stockings

I’d say they did not meet their objectives.

Ladies In Stockings features a bunch of unsmiling girls wearing stockings in uninspired, uninteresting and unprofessional photos. The photo sets are broken up into small parts and doled out in ‘magazine’ style silliness. I mean really, making stuff on your website look like hard copy magazines stopped being neat and interesting around 1999.

They claim to update every Thursday and Friday, but actually they haven’t added anything new to the site in more than a year. The last update was in July of 2009.

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Today we received a kind email request for a re-review of

I found my website I would suggest you take my site out! That isĀ defamation of character! If you do not I an going to haveĀ  our attorneys’ contacting you!

So we decided to take another look. During our initial review (below) nothing appeared to work, which is often the case with many of the sites we review on Awful Porn.

Maybe it was a problem on our end, maybe not. Either way the site works now and has quite a lot of content. However, most of it is very old and only in 2010 does it seem they have started updating with higher resolution photos.

The videos are all low resolution and low quality. If you want the good quality HD/DVD stuff you need to buy it at $19.95 per video extra. That could add up to hundreds of dollars if you want to see it all. Lame. You are already paying $25 a month for the site, why not make it all inclusive?

She does give regular cam shows to her members and blogs frequently.

In the end, I don’t think AwesomeAshley is quite awesome enough for the price. But, I won’t say it is a rip off if you think that Ashley is your type of girl.

Awesome Ashley thinks she is so awesome that once you give her your money, her crappy home page collage is all you will get to see of her:

The entire site is broken. You can click those buttons until your finger turns blue, but you will not get any further than this page.

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