This site hasn’t been updated for at least a year and a half. The videos seem to work, but half of the photo sets are broken. Instead of seeing naked photos of Jaime Hammer you are sent to Yahoo. WTF?

Last update 6/29/2009.

$19.95/30 days recurring

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Another relic from the early days of internet porns! This one started way back in 1996 and probably looks much the same now as it did back then. I suspect all of the content was produced before the site even opened….. Most of the photos appear to be scanned in. Even the most recent updates are clearly very, very old.

Paying 20 bucks a month gives you access to their photo archives only. If you want to watch their videos you have the option of ordering DVD’s for well, I’m not sure how much they are. On the order page it says 3/$30 in one place and in another place it says they are $30 each. You can also pay by the minute at $9/15 minutes or buy specific clips at $4.95/each. The movie pages say you need a user name and password to stream the movies, but when you click the ‘get yours’ link it takes you to a different join page than when you join the photo archives so I am unsure if you can use the same password for both.

I’m sure this site used to be cool back when internet porn was still somewhat new and harder to find, but crappy scanned photos from the 80′s or 90′s are no longer interesting or relevant with the abundance of high quality new porn that is all over the internet now. Even if they did not charge extra for their crummy old videos this site would still be over priced.

$19.95/month recurring

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I googled Chessie when I found her site because the content seems to span SEVERAL decades and I wondered if she was super famous back in the day or something. Well, she’s not famous enough to have an article on Wikipedia, but she did turn up in the article on Zoophilia. Gross. Also, I found her blog where it seems she now does “escorting” and “private LIVE shows” for $400/hour. Classy.

From her tour:

-Fresh new Chessie Moore high resolution photos and videos updated weekly

High resolution?? Hardly! See the crappy quality photos below and judge for yourself. The videos are no better. Updated weekly? I can’t tell since there are no dates, but the site has been online 4 years. So, 4×52=208 but, there are only 65 photo sets and 39 video clips for a total of 104 updates. That’s only HALF of what was promised.

-Classic Chessie Moore photo and video updates!

Classic = OLD and CRAPPY

-Access to Chessie Moore’s intimate diary with sexy updates and dirty moments!

There is no diary anywhere on the site.

-Chessie Moore’s erotic stories and erotic stories posted by her fans!

There are no erotic stories.

-Special Rates on Chessie Moore’s exclusive DVD’s!

I couldn’t find anywhere to buy these DVD’s. Also, if people paid $$ to get into her site, why then should they have to pay again to see her crappy old movies?

-Special attention from Chessie Moore herself!

I don’t see how she could give anyone special attention since there is no way to contact her via email, no way to chat with her, etc. The ‘contact’ link at the bottom just gives you a 404 error.

Lies, all lies.

$19.95/30 days (rebills at $18.95/30 days)

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This site is a blinking minefield of ads and affiliate links. Most of the content is either broken, removed or disabled. The only content left on the site is the solo pics. The hardcore pics are gone, and the licensed video feeds they make such a big deal about in the tour are all disabled. The personals are just links to online dating sites, most of which are either gone or cater to straight people. Clicking on ‘Live Shows’ just takes you to a page of links to cam sites that you have to pay for (of course many of them no longer exist). The magazines are all broken or go to sites that no longer exist.

To add insult to injury, the dudes are not all blonde. There are quite a few brunettes and one mulleted redhead.

***The join page has a pre-checked cross sale to another site and if not cancelled within 3 days will be billed at $38.73/month recurring.***

$19.95/month recurring

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It looks as though Emma’s Wild World used to be a pretty good site. With 125 photo sets and 104 videos there is quite a bit of content for a solo site. But, the last picture and video updates were in the beginning of 2008 and she hasn’t added a diary entry since 2005.

With the lack of updates this site is no longer worth $20 a month.

$19.95/30 days recurring

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From the looks of things this site used to be pretty awesome. The photography is good, the model is cute and she used to interact with her members regularly, there was a lot of content, and the site was easy to navigate, well designed and had a lot of features.

But of course Cherie stopped writing in her journal in 2005, the last post in the message boards was in 2006, and also the last photo set was added way back in March 2006.

$19.95/30 days (+ $1.99 processing fee? WTF)

Visit cherieroberts.com or kitanajade.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

The top of the galleries page has this message:

Here are the pictures and videos I have taken so far for my site. I just started this place just few weeks ago so there will be a lot more to cum :)

Don’t believe it, though. This site has been online since 2007. It looks like there was one update at the beginning of this year, but other than that I have no idea when any of the content was added.

There are only 40 scenarios–some have pics and video, while some are just pics, some just video.

$19.95/month recurring

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Here are the pictures and videos I have taken so far for my site. I just started this place just few weeks ago so there will be a lot more to cum :)

Judging by the name of this site you might think it is filled with big breasted models. Well that is true, but these women have big breasts because they are BIG women. Calling morbidly obese women “busty” is like calling Wal-Mart a hardware store. Sure, they sell hardware at Wal-Mart but they also sell about 100,000 other kinds of things. They should have chosen a more fitting name for the site instead of such a misleading one.

That being said, there doesn’t seem to be much content. There are 16 models and several have just one photo set, with a total of 66 photo sets and 8 videos. They claim to update weekly, but the site has been online since at least 2007 so the numbers don’t add up–not even close.

They also claim to have cam shows, but I couldn’t find them anywhere on the site.

When you go to the join page there is one pre-checked cross sale that bills $39.95 every 30 days after a “free” 3 day trial. I think you know how strongly we feel about pre-checked cross sales by now.

$19.95/30 days recurring

Visit bustydirect.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

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