This site is the same crap as Like Matures and Shocking Matures. Many of the models are not really ‘mature’–they are just wearing wigs and old lady clothes. They also use the same slimy practice of changing the dates on the ‘updates’ to make it look like they are still adding content to the site, when in reality there is no way to tell when they last updated the site. It could have been 6 years ago when the site first started.

$29.95/month

Visit maturescope.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

This site probably used to be pretty great back in the day. But now it’s just lacking in a lot of areas.

It lacks:

–Thumbnails for photo galleries. You have to open each gallery to see what the photos are like.

–Quality. The photos are very small and some are very poor quality.

–Updates. The last update was way back in 2006.

–Honesty. From the tour:

We know that there are sites out there full of worthless content trying to lure you into buying a membership and then forgetting about you.  We won’t do that.

Q.  How often do you update this site?
We update at 5 days a week Mon.- Fri. with new pictures and MPEG’s.

Luring you into buying a membership then forgetting about the members is exactly what they have done considering they haven’t added any new content since 2006!

$24.95/month recurring

Visit ideepthroat.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

31 photo sets.

13 videos, 4 streaming and the rest have to be downloaded in small clips.

Nothing new has been added to this site since 2003.

And as for all this stuff being shot by Courtney? Yeah that’s not true. It’s all shot by a photographer.

$19.95/month recurring

Visit courtneyscamera.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Today I unearthed a real fossilized turd from the early days of the internet. The crap on this site is so old that many of the pictures have a water mark with the phone number to the BBS they were stolen from. If you’re unfamiliar with the term, BBS’s were the precursors to the internet.

I have no idea where they came up with these crazy numbers:

We’ve got a HUGE collection of pictures!
Over 40,000 of them, including and 11,000 image searchable database!

I could only find a handful of actual galleries and a handful of teaser pics that when you click to ’see more’ they take you to another pay site you have to join.

Aside from the archaic design and terrible navigation, this site is a minefield of links, upsells, free sites loading in frames within the site, disabled feeds and persistent pop-ups.

This site needs to be buried and forgotten.

$10.95/month recurring

Visit formerfucks.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Ines Cudna has huge natural breasts and it’s easy to see why she is so popular, but she seems to have forgotten her website. She has just 35 photo sets and 25 movies. All of the movies are broken up into clips of about 30 seconds with no way to watch the movie in full.

The site has not been updated since 2004.

$19.95/30 days recurring

Visit inescudna.com

From the tour:

1000’s Of Pics & Videos – Added Weekly!!!

- Over 10,000 High Quality Pictures!
- Hours of Video Scenes!
- Access to my blog
- Weekly updates
- IM me anytime
- FREE webcam access!!! ~ Interact with me me live!

Wow somebody went way overboard with all the crazy claims……Here is what you really find in the members area:

88 minutes of video.

28 photo sets. About 1800 pics.

Webcam page just says: “HI GUYS! EMAIL ME IF YOU WANNA PRIVATE CHAT….KAITLIN”

I couldn’t find any info to IM Kaitlin.

Only 3 posts in her blog. Last one: 2-23-2008.

Last site update: 6-18-2008.

$24.90/30 days recurring

Visit curvykaitlin.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Wow.

This site is truly like stepping back into internet porn history. (check out the “phone sex” image below) My gosh, people actually used to pay money for and get off on this sort of thing.

The site is of course typical of those we review here by making huge claims in the tour and delivering little in the members area.  But, this site takes it to quite an exciting level.  Almost everything inside is broken including the erotic stories, webcams, most of the videos and most of the photos.

There is a handful of shitty photos and about 10 video clips.  Each video clip is 1 minute in length and 180×120 resolution for the high bandwidth ISDN option. (That might be funny for those of you old enough to remember what ISDN was.)

Yep, you can gain access to this ancient turd of a website for only $29.99 per month!

Visit VixenVets.com and tell us what you think!

This site has quite a lot of photos, but they were all purchased in bulk as a collection from the original photographer (it even says so on the home page). So, when that collection ran out the updates ended.

From the tour:

Over 100 hours of video!

Actually, there is a total of 6 hours of video.

YOU’LL FIND EVERYTHING YOU EVER DREAMED OF!

I dream of original, quality porn sites with nice designs and frequent updates. I didn’t find ANY of that here.

Last update: 2 years ago.

$39.95/30 days recurring

Visit teensmagic.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!