Maryse Manios is a man’s man. Oops I guess it’s supposed to be a woman. Yeah……hard to tell with that square jaw, receding hairline and physique that is so over-muscled that veins are popping out everywhere.

Anabolic steroids do terrible things to women: they turn them into men (hair loss, withdrawal of the frontal hair line, male pattern baldness, lowering of the voice, increased facial hair growth, breast atrophy, and clitoris hypertrophy). Yikes.

I don’t think Maryse knows what sex is. I watched a few video clips where she just bounces around on top of some poor scrawny hairy man’s stomach, then she tries to pull his penis off with her bare hands. He did not seem to be enjoying himself, just enduring.

Even if you can get over that stuff, many of the photos are poor quality or ‘broken’, and all of the videos are clips of poor quality. There are, however, TONS of both. So if you prefer quantity over quality then you’ll be happy with the sheer volume of material to go through.

Navigation issues:

–Each gallery takes forever to load because instead of creating thumbnails the full size images are just re-sized smaller.

–Once the gallery loads and you click on a photo it opens in a new tab with no next button.

Be sure to visit MaryseManios.eu then come back to tell us how awful it is!

Most everyone (I think) has heard of the Real Doll the worlds most realistic and expensive love doll. Although “realistic” does not mean “life like”. Real dolls are only for guys who can’t get a real woman, or just prefer a cold dead look in someone’s eyes and don’t want to have to kill someone every time they have sex.

So some guy who really likes his real dolls decided to dress them up in different outfits and have sex with them while taking POV style photos.

REALLY.

FUCKING.

CREEPY.

That is about all I have to say.

Oh, and there are only about a dozen photo sets which have not  been updated since 2001.

Price: $10.95 Monthly.

Click here to visit RealDollPics.com, then come back to tell us how creepy you think it is!

Big udders, thick thighs, wide hips, thin waist, big round ass, and the mentality of a good breeding cow!

I was honestly really entertained by some of the text accompanying some of the photos in this site. I couldn’t tell if it was all a joke or not.

For example you are encouraged to print out photos of one girl and use them as a sperm target and well.. the pics speak for themselves.

However, inside the site it is nearly impossible to tell which is content you paid to see and what is just a link to another pay site that you must pay for.

At least 80% of the links I clicked led me to other websites which was quite disappointing.

The real content was not very interesting. A couple of girls who don’t show their faces, and some really poor quality short video clips.  The best thing is clearly the tour!

Prices:

$7.95 – 7 Day Trial – $9.95 – Monthly – $18.95 – 3 Months – $29.95 – 6 Months
Click here to visit BootyGirlz.com and tell us how awful you think it is!

Update Feb 7th 2010

Well, it has been over 4 years since our first review of ErinsLegScene.com and we thought perhaps in this time she might have gotten her act together and upgraded her site and maybe even her look.

Nope.  Not only is Erin’s site still shitty, but it is even worse than before.  You see, Erin started this site in 2000 and by the time we did our first review in January 2006, she was not looking as good as she did earlier on.  In fact she was really starting to pack on the pounds and like most strippers from the 90’s, not aging well.  Erin panicked and decided the only thing she could do is rip off visitors to her site more by recycling her content each month and adding a new date to make it seem  as if she had not aged and was still bringing you fresh content each month.  While she has updated a little bit in recent years, it is hard to know what sets are truly new and which ones are almost a decade old and being called new.

Also, Erin decided the best way to fight her aging was not by quitting smoking or any special face creams.  She uses the magic of photoshop.  Only, she uses too much magic.  (Check out the first pic below.)

Yep, Erin is still awful.

Original Review

Erin Blair is probably a real nice girl, and I guess it’s neat that she designed and maintains her crappy looking site all by herself, but I’d think after all these years maybe she could figure out how to make it look a bit nicer and easier to navigate.

I had to keep checking the date on the sets because she looks like a stripper that walked out of 1992. Erin.. PLEASE get a makeover.

Price, $19.95 for 30 days – $17.95 recurring

Click here to visit ErinsLegScene.com and then come back to join the discussion on how awful the site is!

What would you expect for a domain name like SpacePorno.com?
Maybe some aliens or space like things perhaps? I certainly did not expect an older lady who likes to pee. I would really like to meet whoever thought this domain name and this woman would be a good pair.

Upon logging in you are greeted by this

You would think that if they can make a slick tour, they could spend 5 minutes on an index page for the members area.

Have fun surfing the amateur content, but don’t expect anything new, the site has not been updated since January 2001.

Price:
9.95 one week trial
$29.95 Monthly
$59.95 every 3 months.

Click here to visit SpacePorno.com, then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Ok, in looking at this site I couldn’t really decide if i should laugh uncontrollably or puke on my monitor. I ended up just staring in disbelief.

I am pretty much speechless, except i notice the webmaster rides in an Escalade, so people must like his site, only i am not sure what kind of people.

You decide.

Price:
$24.95 month

*Update*

A comment on this post made me revisit the site and I’d like to say that even if I do not like the content. Those who do like what they see in the tour will probably be happy with the large selection of original content in the members area.

Click here to visit UdderValleyRanch.com, then come back and tell us how many times you puked!

Bunny Glamazon is a big woman, standing at 6’3”, 225 pounds, muscular, plus some huge platform heels and she looks like a giant compared to other people. And I guess this site is for people who have a big woman sitting on little people fetish or something. She doesn’t seem to get naked too much. Most of the site seems to be fetish photos of wrestling, sitting on people, carrying people, and looking big. There are maybe 30 galleries of her and a handful of video clips that are kinda short.

Bunny is also looking for a husband, a position you can apply for. Otherwise you can pay $400 an hour to have her sit on you, wrestle, or other such things.

I think you would really have to be a fan of bunny to like this site, because overall it just seemed pretty awful.

Price:

$14.94 monthly

$40 3 months

$60 6 months

Click here to visit BunnyGlamazon.com, then come back to tell us how awful you think it is!