So this guy drives around in his van picking up hookers. He offers them $20 for pictures and $20 for a blow job. After looking at the pictures I don’t even care about the frequency or number of updates. I’ll just let the awful pictures speak for themselves.

$29.95/30 days recurring

$49.95/90 days recurring

$99.95/180 days non-recurring

Visit blackvaginafinder.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

There are only a few things that I can say about this site, mostly I will just let the images speak for themselves.

If you are a fan of frankentitties, Rhiannon, or giant fake lips, then you will probably like this site (aside from the fact that Rhiannon has not done any new sets in many years and the videos are of horrible low res quality).

If you are not a fan of frankentitties, or giant fake lips, we strongly urge you not to scroll down any more, because not only do Rhiannon’s obscenely large breasts define the term frankentitties, the site also contains many other models with equally scary breasts. I don’t know if these are plastic surgery implant disasters or if it is just impossible to make them look good when going this large. Regardless, I am having bad dreams for a while.

Price: $19.95 monthly

Click here to visit RhiannonXXX.com

“Freaky and going strong since 1996″ It looks like they haven’t changed their site design since then. The navigation is bad and there are all sorts of annoying flashy things circa the mid 90’s. Web site design has come a long way since 1996, but clearly the owners of this site want no part of it.

They make it seem like each girl has her own website when they say “get access to all the girls when you join one!”, but each girl’s “site” is just a photo gallery often with just a handful of sets. Some have decent quality photos while many are just terrible.

So, what sorts of women have “sites” inside the members area of Freak Mommas you wonder? See for yourself below.

$12.95/30 days recurring

$29.95/90 days non-recurring

$49.95/180 days non-recurring

Visit freakmommas.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

What would you expect of a site called Absolute Asians? Especially a site that claims to have “The largest collection of asian content anywhere.”?

I suppose you would expect a lot of Asians! Well, this site has some Asians, but mostly this is just a site with a bunch of licensed crap that has nothing to do with Asians. Please view some of the examples below and let me know if you feel any of these photos belong on an Asian themed site.

Price: 29.91 monthly

Visit AbsoluteAsians.com

Shocking Matures is pretty much full of hilarity in that the scenarios they present are just awful.

The common theme is an older woman (or a young woman wearing a bad wig and dressed up as an older woman) seduces a generally unwilling younger man.  (See examples below)

There is a decent amount of content, the photo resolution and picture quality is good, the themes and subjects are not really sexy, but quite hilarious.

The main reason ShockingMatures.com gets to be on awfulporn is because they are trying to pull that all too common trick of keeping old content up and just adding current dates to it to make you think when you log in that it is frequently updated with fresh content, only to discover later that is not the case.

That makes it a rip off, and what is there is certainly not worth the price.

Price: $34.95 Monthly

Visit ShockingMatures.com

I knew that this was going to be a good one as soon as I saw the homepage.

It starts off of course claiming they are the most unique site on the net and contains 10,000’s of images.
The English seemed a bit off, but I was in no way prepared for the Engrish that would greet me in the actual comics inside.

If anyone would like to explain, please feel free.

The rest of the site left me really grasping for words.. I can’t really describe what you see in the members area so below are a few more examples.

As for there being 10,000’s of images.
Yeah, that is not true.
There is some better looking content such as some images from famous pinup artist Olivia. But, you can see those for free anywhere.

There is not really any indication of how often this site is updated and overall the content is… not sexy.
So very much not worth the price.

Price: $34.95 Monthly.

Click here to visit AllPornComics.com

Cynical Angel looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet. Her main picture in the tour is like a glamour shot compared to the rest of her terrible photos. Aside from her unappealing skanky trailer trash look, the tour promises things that the site doesn’t deliver (as usual).

“Bonus content in my feature area” I could not find a ‘feature’ area.

“Over 500 videos inside” The videos section has 168 (low quality) videos, not 500+.

“Thousands of my personal photos and stories” Well, the ’stories’ section is just links to other pay sites and you can see how great the photos are from the samples below (and some galleries and/or pictures are broken).

$24.95/30 days (recurring)

Visit cynicalangel.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Butt-Face SUCKS ASS, and not in a good way.

Inside, the video section is broken, And you get a whopping 5 photo galleries with a random assortment of shitty photos taken 15 years ago.

Here is a sample.

Please, if anyone out there thinks this is sexy, I would be interested in hearing why.

Price:  $14.95 first month, recurring $9.95 each additional month.

Click here to visit Butt-Face.com, then come back and tell us how awful it is!