EXCLUSIVE CONTENTS – WEEKLY UPDATES – TONS OF PICS AND VIDEOS

The content may be exclusive, but they no longer update. And this site has just 53 photo sets and 29 videos–I wouldn’t consider that “TONS”.

They make a big deal about the gagging and puking on this site, but I don’t believe any of it is real. I mean, these are scrawny Asian twinks we’re talking about here. I did not see even one average sized dick on the whole site, let alone any big ones. I don’t think it’s possible to gag on a 4″ dick. You might think I’m just being mean and exaggerating, but I assure you I am not.

THE ONE & ONLY GAY GAGGING SITE

Well, that’s just not true.

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This is the only gay site in their network. There are 2 tranny sites, but the rest are straight sites which I doubt would be interesting to a gay man.

Last update 7/26/2009.

$24.95/30 days recurring

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From the tour:

RATED #1 FEET SITE BY ADULT INTERNET WEEKLY!

I googled “adult internet weekly” (after going directly to the site and getting an error) and came up with nothing. Either they made that up, or that site no longer exists. That claim is bogus either way.

THOUSANDS OF HIGH QUALITY VIDEOS

There are actually only 80 videos. Even if they were counting the clips separately that would still be nowhere close to thousands.

Updated weekly with new models!

This was not even true back when they were still updating. The updates were sporadic until they ended in July 2009.

Only the nastiest stuff!

Call me crazy, but I’d say foot jobs are pretty tame compared to a lot of the porn out there now.

NONE of the video feeds work.

Last update 7/7/2009.

$24.95/30 days recurring

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This site hasn’t been updated for at least a year and a half. The videos seem to work, but half of the photo sets are broken. Instead of seeing naked photos of Jaime Hammer you are sent to Yahoo. WTF?

Last update 6/29/2009.

$19.95/30 days recurring

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This site is about as scammy and scuzzy as porn sites get. All of the content is simply stolen from social network sites or cam sites, etc. And there is very little content despite their “largest & hottest collection” claim.

There are 40 videos, only half of which are over 5 minutes. All of them are likely stolen from cam sites, other porn sites or found on free tube sites. There are 11 photo galleries featuring “emo” girls (which seems to mean any girl with dyed hair or tattoos and piercings). If you like the emo look, I guarantee you have seen every photo in this collection at least a dozen other places. The rest of the “photos” are just one single shitty screen cap from each of the videos.

This site has also been reported as an attack site which means it has been infected with some sort of malware. We don’t recommend visiting the site unless you are confident in your virus/malware protection software.

$29.95/month recurring

We won’t link to Real Emo Girlfriends due to the whole attack site issue.

This site fails at being a “reality” porn site. I’m not talking about how obviously these girls are not just some random chicks on the street that surprisingly are totally down for fucking a stranger on camera for $$. Everybody knows all “reality” porn is staged.

No, I’m talking about how they photoshopped cocks in the tour. I guess they want people to be so amazed at how enormous these cocks are that you just can’t resist pulling out your credit card and giving them thirty bucks just to see these things. But, they only photoshop them in the tour, not in the members area. And it’s not like they are small to begin with–these are larger than average wangs, so I don’t really see the point.

Aside from the photoshopping of cocks, they have only updated once this year. And before that the previous update was back in October 2009. It appears they used to have a very regular update schedule that continued for a long time, then it just stopped abruptly more than a year ago.

$29.95/month recurring

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Pornholio has been online many years, but the stuff they offer is no longer interesting or relevant by today’s standards. Well, they do have one neat thing: a choose your own adventure style video theater where you choose the couple, point to one body part on each, then watch the action. But then after watching a few scenarios you realize they just filmed every possible combination of sex acts with each couple and it loses it’s appeal.

Anyway, pretty much everything on this site is unoriginal and OLD. The photos are all marked with dates as old as 1995 and some have URLs for other sites still on them. All of the videos are just licensed feeds. Some work, some don’t. The “live sex shows” are just links to cam sites where you have to sign up and pay to see the actual shows (and one of the 3 sites no longer exists–just a parked page now).

The focus of the site and bulk of the content seems to be……porn comics? Who is still interested in those other than 13 year old boys?? I’m not even sure any of the crappy comics are exclusive to this site…..

Another strange thing is the inclusion of a gay section. Maybe back when porn was more scarce people would take whatever they could find, but why would a gay man want to join a mostly straight site just to see a few things in the gay section?

The join page says at the bottom that both the trial and the monthly memberships rebill at $15.49, but when you actually click on either option the next page says they rebill at $29.95. It’s probably just a mistake from when they doubled their prices, but I’d still be pretty upset if my card was charged double what I was expecting. And why did they double their prices for this crap?? They should LOWER their prices to attract new members, not raise them.

This site is a pretty big rip off at $30 a month. I have no idea if they ever update since none of the content appears to be original.

$29.95/month recurring

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Old Man Tales is basically a copy of Old Man Office (or Old Man School). This site is from the same people that are responsible for Shocking Matures, Like Matures, Mature Scope, and Office Matures. These people sure know how to make the most awkward porn imaginable. If there were an award for that, I’d vote for them. Check out the photos below.

$29.95/month recurring

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Office Matures is exactly the same as Old Man Office. The only difference is the ages of the ‘office workers’ are switched–the women are old on this site. Well, I don’t think all of them are matures. Some appear to be wearing wigs to make them look older. Read the review of Old Man Office here.

$29.95/month recurring

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