LesbianDVDClub.com

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Jan 172011

Upon logging in to Lesbian DVD Club you are greeted with a “DVD of the Day” at the top of the home page. Today’s featured DVD has screen shots of a latina girl sucking a dude’s cock. And the 3 upcoming videos all feature dudes as well. Wait, why are there cocks on a lesbian site?

The tour proudly claims “OVER 2000 FULL DVD’S” but at the top it says they have 3,695. So, which number is correct? Neither. At first I thought they had only 94 movies because the design and navigation is not great. There is no way to look at the full list of all the movies on the site. At least I couldn’t find it. After looking around a bit more I thought I found 471 more videos. But that number is inflated because they are posting each scene as though it’s a new video and they appear to be the same 94 videos that are listed on the home page as the “Latest DVD’s”. Just expanded by listing each scene separately.

They also say that they add a new DVD every day. But, there were only 17 movies added in 2010. Perhaps they were counting each scene separately. I can’t tell because there aren’t any dates on the individual scenes. Also, the last update was in Nov. 2010 so there might not be any more updates.

Whatever the explanation for the discrepancies, this site is kind of a rip off.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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AnalDaughters.com

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Jan 162011

Welcome to AnalDaughters Members’ Area! Baby, can you handle this? Just like what John Mayer said, “Fathers be good to your daughters, daughters will live like you do” Well, welcome aboard and you are about to glimpse and spot the hottest ass fucking site on the web!

I don’t even want to contemplate what the hell that means or why they chose to name the site Anal Daughters.

• Incredible collection of hard anal sex movies and pics

I don’t consider 37 videos and 23 photo sets to be “incredible”. And the photo sets are not really photos, but screen caps from the videos. It is incredible, however, that even when you download the entire video you still have to watch it in a bunch of short clips.

• Most hardcore interracial anal sex scenes ever caught on film

I only found ONE interracial scene with one black dude and one white dude doubling up on a white girl.

• Updated weekly with new and hottest models

The last update was 7/7/2009, but it was never updated weekly even when they were still adding content.

This is yet another site that uses $ and € interchangeably. The join page on the site lists the monthly price at $24.95, but when you go to the bill processing page to enter your info it changes to €24.95. I don’t know if they really think dollars and euros are always equal, or if it is a mistake from changing their billing company or something like that. But, it really makes the price jump up so they should be more careful about using the correct symbols.

€24.95/30 days recurring (approx. $34 based on today’s exchange rate)

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XXXAsianStudents.com

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Jan 152011

This site makes some pretty outrageous claims:

250,000 + PHOTOS

60,000 + VIDEOS

LIVE SEX SHOW

EROTIC NATURAL EVENTS

AND MANY MORE!

REGULARLY UPDATED WITH ALL OUR HOT ASIAN MODELS!

I have no idea what “erotic natural events” are, but I DO know that there are NO live sex shows, the last update was more than 3 years ago, and the photo and video count numbers are a complete lie. I’d estimate the photo count to be around 4,000-5,000 and there are just 19 videos. So there are 245,000 photos and 59,981 videos missing that they promised us were in the members area.

Last update 11/2007.

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PattayaOnTour.com

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Jan 142011

Inside you will find 20 low quality photo sets. They are so crappy that they might be screen grabs from videos, but there are no accompanying videos so who knows. This site is just horrible.

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TitFuckedSluts.com

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Jan 132011

Oh boy. Here we go again.

THE BIGGEST MOST EXCLUSIVE TITJOB SITE TO HIT THE NET!

GIGS OF HIGH QUALITY PICTURES AND FULL LENGTH VIDEOS!

TONS OF PICS

LARGE ARCHIVE

Hours of hot tit job movies!

Updated weekly with new models!

Inside the member’s area you will find only 16 photo sets and 13 videos. The videos are all broken up into small clips–even when you download the full movie you’re just downloading all of the separate clips. The longest video is about 30 mins, but some are less than 10.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand why so many porn sites make such ridiculous claims. When they say stuff like “THE BIGGEST MOST EXCLUSIVE TITJOB SITE TO HIT THE NET!” but they only have 16 photo sets and 13 videos it just emphasizes how tiny their collection really is. That’s much more of a let down if you were expecting a gigantic megasite than if they had simply described the type of content.

Last update was in July 2009.

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AsianSolo.com

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Jan 122011

I get the feeling that the photographer for this site started his career at Sears portrait studio or Olan Mills and decided to start shooting porn. The models are mostly posed in very stiff, unnatural, and very unsexy ways–reminiscent of cheesy cliché senior portrait poses. See pics below.

THOUSANDS OF DOWNLOADABLE MOVIES!

Actually there are only 22 movies in the members area.

REGULARLY UPDATED WITH ALL OUR HOT ASIAN MODELS!

Not true. After the starting batch of content was put up, they only updated 3 times. The last update was in Dec. 2007.

There are a total of 20 photo sets and 22 movies. Thirty bucks a month is WAY too much for so little.

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CheapFacials.com

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Jan 102011

The dudes on this site may get to give facials for cheap, but they certainly don’t pass the savings on to you, the consumer. The tour has “ONLY $25.00 A MONTH” splashed all over the place, and when you go to the join page the drop down menu has the price listed as $24.95 for 30 days. But, when you actually get to the payment processing part you find out that it is actually 25 EUROS per month, not dollars. Which makes it quite a bit more at about $32/month (with today’s exchange rate–obviously this varies).

This site makes some pretty ambitious claims for their update schedule. One place says:

Updated weekly with new models!

But on the main tour page it says:

I WILL SHOW YOU A NEW WHORE ..(OOPS I MEAN MODEL) …EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR.

This site does not even come CLOSE to those promises! There are just 34 videos in the members area. And videos are all that you will find in the members area. The updates were very sporadic until they stopped on 7/1/2009.

€24.95/30 days recurring (approx. $32 based on today’s exchange rate)

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BangkokSlum.com

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Jan 092011

100% QUALITY IN ALL OUR DVD MOVIES AND PICTURES

First of all, the picture quality is TERRIBLE. To say they are amateur quality would be an insult to all amateur photographers. See photos below.

Second, there are no videos on this site. None. There are pictures of a video camera at the top of every page in the tour, little animated gifs inside mock video players to imply they are videos, and descriptions of “scenes” with pictures of video players next to them. But, no videos inside the members area.

For forty bucks a month I expect a site to be very high quality and provide a lot of content. Like, so much content that you don’t even get through it all during your first month of being a member. This site provides neither quality nor quantity.

THOUSANDS OF QUALITY DVD MOVIES AND PICTURES INSIDE!

There are just 29 photo sets inside the members area and that’s all you get. NO VIDEOS, no chat, no cam shows, no feeds, nothing.

There are no dates in the descriptions so I can’t tell when the last update was, but judging by the 2003 watermark on one photo set it’s been a while or they are posting old sets.

BangkokSlum – Award Winning Slum Action

Is it an award for the biggest rip-off site?

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