Everything on this site was added on the same day: 3/30/2009 and nothing new has been added since then. It’s funny how there is a big banner on the first page of the tour advertising a live webcam show from months ago. But, that’s a good indicator as to how much attention is given to this site by the owners: none.

The tour advertises “Cool, New, and Exciting Features” of photo galleries that are “frequently updated” (LIE), a store with used toys, panties, etc. (there is no store), and a blog where you can “Read all you’ll ever need to know” about Olivia (the blog does not exist).

This site is owned by the same company that made the crappy EnterDaisy site. I think this company just puts up a chunk of content, takes money, and never intends to update their sites with new content.

$19.95/month recurring

Visit oliviaolovely.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Stacy Valentine was a porn star from the late 90’s. She retired from porn in 2000.

Her site will really only be interesting to her most dedicated fans. There is very little actual porn content. The few photos are old, small and poor quality (or scanned magazine photos). Even the newer snapshots are small and poor quality. And ALL of the movie clips are broken.

She has retired from porn and now only does appearances at events so the only new content you’ll see are snapshots from events. She doesn’t even have a blog, diary, or news page, so I don’t understand why the price is so high.

There is one pre-checked cross sale at checkout with no information as to what rate that “free trial” will rebill at once it is over, so the likelihood of getting charged double is very high.

$1/trial (NO TIME LENGTH GIVEN)

$29.81/month

$49.95/3 months

Visit stacyvalentine.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

There is a chance this site was awesome a long time ago. But now it is old, outdated, and pretty much a rip off.

The site is basically a non nude video site, with a fair number of cute girls teasing you on video and slipping up enough to give you a peek here and there. But, that is where the good ends. The site has not been updated since 2004 and the highest resolution you will find videos in is 640×480 with most at 320×240. We live in a world of broadband, big screens and HD video. It’s really hard to enjoy a movie when it is so pixelated.  Another bonus: many videos are divided up into short clips requiring you to download 8 or more clips to enjoy the whole video. They allow you to download a zip file of all the clips. But, not the whole video in one shot. If you are proficient with linux it is not too hard to write a script that will use ffmpeg to join the clips together for you. But really, why should you have to do that?

To top it off, they did not deinterlace their videos.  If you don’t know what that means….  Well, let’s just say it makes the videos look even more crappy than they need to be.

Certainly not worth $29.95 per month

Sometimes making one crappy site is just not enough. Yet, sometimes making two crappy sites is just too much work. So for the lazy awful pornographer the solution is to make multiple sites using the same crap.

Which is exactly what has been done with our previously reviewed NakedXGirlfriends.com.

Basically the same crap, different name, still a rip off at $29.95 per month.

Visit ExGirls.com or view our more in depth review Here

The home page of this site is full of apologies:

Friday, March 19, 2010
Minor problems this week.
I have some issues with my Network in the Office.
Will have all the updates on the site before the end of the weekend.
Thanks for your patience.

Sunday, January 17, 2010
New Forum
AS you may know I messed up with the old forum/messageboard and accidentally wiped the data.
So firstly .. my apologies.
So I have taken this opportunity to install phpBB instead, it has a number of features I’m keen to enable for Bustybrits which punBB didn’t have.
My apologies in advance for you having to re-register.
Go take a look, I put up a couple of photos of a new girl I’m shooting on Tuesday this week.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009
IMPORTANT – SERVER MOVE !!!
Hi All
My apologies if any of you have and still are experiencing difficulties with the site in any way.
Sunday mid day the password file became corrupt and as yet I have not had a reply from the hosting company regarding this, even though I have emailed them several times.
Fortunately I was very nearly ready to go live with the site on my new server/ hosting company so this problem merely pushed that transfer further up the agenda.
Apart from the Forum/Messageboard, the new site should now be up to date with the data, and the DNS / Nameservers should have propagated throughout the internet, so you should all now be able to access Bustybrits on the new server.
If you see any broken or missing links let me know and I’ll upload the data straight away.
Thanks for your patience.

There are a couple teaser photos in a post from August of 2009 for 2 new models that were supposed to be added to the sight “soon”, but the full sets were never put up. It looks like the last update was in May of 2009. So much for those weekly updates promised in the tour. Seems as though the webmaster vanished after all those empty promises…..

$14.95/30 days recurring

$34.95/90 days (rebills at $14.95/30 days recurring)

$79.95/365 days non-recurring

Visit foxybrits.net then come back and tell us how awful it is!

500+ High Quality Original Pictures

High quality? No, not even close. They are tiny crappy screen caps of the videos. And original? Some of the screen caps even show the url of another site! So, even if they paid for them (which is unlikely) they are not original.

30+ Exclusive Voyeur Spy Cam Videos
30+ Hot Guys Caught Wanking

This makes it seem like there are 30+ spy vids AND 30+ guys wanking. In reality there are 25 TOTAL videos and 29 guys (4 guys just have pics).  There is not 30+ of anything.

This site hasn’t updated since it started in 2006.

Oh, and if these are supposed to be guys that are “caught wanking” and don’t know anyone is watching them then why do some of the scenes have 3 HANDS? I didn’t believe any of these were really spy videos to begin with, but when a mysterious 3rd hand shows up that just takes away all credibility.

$24.95/30 days then $19.95/30 days recurring

Visit guyscaughtwanking.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

This site kind of made me sad.  It could be a really awesome site, but you have to do some serious detective work to find out it is a non nude site.  Most people will not find out until after they paid $29.95 to get inside.

As I have said before.  I have no problems with non nude sites.  And in fact this one has some really cute girls and very nice high resolution photos.  I just think that you are seriously misrepresenting yourself when you hint that you get to see things inside when you do not actually get to.  The signup page also has a prechecked cross sale to another site which is a bit shady because if you are not careful you could find yourself getting charged double.

The diary inside has not been updated for a year and the main girl who is advertised as being 19.  Well… Let’s just say that she has not been 19 for quite a while.

Visit SweetNaturalGirl.com

64 tickle sessions–all have video clips, some have full photo sets, some have only a handful of photos, some have none. Some don’t have any nudity at all, while some are just topless.

The forums are a joke. There has been only one post this year (in Jan) and it was in a 3 year old thread begging people to post more (I guess nobody took the bait).

The news page hasn’t been updated since 2008.

Their sister site MPTease that you’re supposed to get free access to with your membership no longer exists (it’s just a generic parked page now).

Last site update was about a year ago.

$19.95/30 days recurring

$59.95/90 days non-recurring

Visit mptickle.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!