TacoTwats.com

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Feb 162011

What do a blonde, an Asian, and a black girl all have in common? They’re not Latina. Therefore they shouldn’t be on this site considering all the declarations from the tour:

THOUSANDS OF HOT LATINAS IN XXX PICS
HOURS OF EROTIC LATINA FLICKS
COUNTLESS YOUNG LATIN SLUTS
TONS OF HARDCORE VIDEOS STARRING HOT LATINA WOMEN IN ACTION!
SEXY LATINA WOMEN WHO LOVE TO FUCK AND SUCK!
THOUSANDS OF PHOTOS FEATURING HORNY LATINA SLUTS!

Here’s the truth about the member’s area: 36 photo sets NOT thousands. 6 videos NOT tons or hours, AND they’re all broken up into one minute clips with no way to watch them full length. All of the bonus content is broken. And it looks like only about half of the women are Latina.

$39.99/30 days recurring

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GrannyGotLaid.com

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Feb 152011

As usual the tour for Granny Got Laid shows a bunch of stuff that is not in the members area. Inside you will find just 7 videos–only 2 of which feature a man and woman, the other 5 are lesbian scenes. None of the videos featured in the tour are inside. The videos are all broken up into a bunch of tiny clips. No full length videos are available despite what the tour promises.

As for photos, there are 36 pic sets that are rotated to make it look like they are still updating. I assume it’s just a bunch of old licensed content so who knows why they couldn’t at least add more of that.

This site is waaay over priced.

$39.99/30 days recurring

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BigTitBuffet.com

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Jan 302011

Buffet? No, try a light snack. A very expensive, unsatisfying snack. There are just 7 videos (broken up into a bunch of short clips) and 24 photo sets. The photos aren’t even exclusive (seriously I look at too much awful porn–I’ve seen them all on other sites) AND they rotate them to give the illusion that they are still updating the site. Check out the back alley boob jobs below.

$39.99/30 days recurring

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RugMunchin.com

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Jan 292011

The only things that work on this site are the handful of photo galleries and the short MPEG video clips. All of the licensed feeds and content is broken or disabled.

The photo sets are rotated and the dates are changed to make it appear as though they are adding new ones so who knows how long since they’ve actually added new updates to the site. Considering how incredibly cheap it is to purchase content for sites these days it doesn’t make sense why they would rotate instead of update. I went to the source where some of their photos were purchased and for just ten dollars more than the price of one month access to Rug Munchin they could purchase 50 photo sets. No joke.

About half of the photo sets came from a different source. Perhaps even scanned porn magazines from the early 90′s. Check out the hair, tan lines, thongs hiked up to their armpits, and melodramatic “Oooooh!” faces in the photos below.

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CornholeCruisers.com

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Jan 282011

Cornhole Cruisers was obviously made cheaply and lazily using a template–assembly line style. I know this by looking at the videos page:

See the problem? I doubt gay men would be interested in preggo porn or talking to Live girls. Obviously they made a “preggo” site prior to making this one and forgot to change the theme.

There are only 36 photo sets that are relevant to the site. They rotate the sets to make it look like they add new content every few days, but it’s just an old sleazy trick. The rest of the photo galleries feature themes like big tits, double penetration, fat girls, lesbians, and MILFs to name a few. Again, nothing gay men would be interested in.

The only videos that work are the short MPEG clips. There are no full length movies. All of the video feeds are broken.

This site is just crap.

$39.99/30 days recurring

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FattyFarm.com

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Jan 272011

Fatty Farm is an overpriced outdated site. There are a bunch of 60 second video clips that still work but this is 2011. Nobody has dial up any more so it’s no longer necessary to break up videos into tiny segments. All of the streaming licensed video feeds are broken or disabled. There are only 36 photo sets of the big ladies that get rotated to make it look like they are still posting new sets every few days. The rest of the galleries are your standard licensed filler content of various varieties (none of which is BBW).

All of the other licensed filler content is broken: games, e-zines, personals, etc. Well, the “erotic stories” are still available, but who cares?

$39.95/30 days recurring

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LatinaMovieClub.com

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Jan 262011

OVER 2,000 FULL DVD’S

I don’t know where they got their numbers from. I see only 93 DVD’s in the members area. The last one was added in Oct. 2010.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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BritishChubby.com

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Jan 252011

***Update***

I was able to log into British Chubby so I thought I should update my review. I was suspicious when looking at the updates because I didn’t really believe they were updating 2-3 times a day. As it turns out they are just recycling old content and slapping new dates on them.

Original review published 11/1/2010:

This site will take your money, but will not let you inside. When you try to log in it takes you to another site that is just a parked page. I don’t know if the site is broken, no longer exists, or the webmaster just did something wrong. But, there is no way to log in.

$24.99/month recurring

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