WE HAVE THE LARGEST, HARDEST, MOST UNBELIEVABLE STACK OF PORN FLICS EVER GATHERED

HUNDREDS OF VIDEOS FEATURING THE HOTTEST MILF AROUND

VIDEOS. WE HAVE THEM ALL! 1000′S OF THEM!

LET’S FACE IT, YOU WANNA GET GOOD BANG FOR YOUR BUCKS. WE DELIVER. NOWHERE ON THE WEB WILL YOU FIND SUCH AN IMPRESSIVE AMOUNT OF MILF PORN EVER!

There are 149 movies. Not hundreds. Certainly not thousands.

35+ NOTHING UNDER

100% MILF

Slutty Mamma has the same videos as Bang Dolls. Some of them even use the word ‘Teen’ in the description. So maybe 50% MILF would be more accurate.

THOUSANDS OF NASTY, NAUGHTY, FULL BLOWN PICS OF MOMS!

There could be thousands of pics, but they are not all of moms or MILFs. They have the same miscellaneous selection of licensed photos as Bang Dolls and Young Latina. At least they don’t try to claim they are exclusive this time….

Last update: 10-29-2006.

“LET THE FILTHY ACTION SPREAD ALL OVER MY MONITOR!”

No, thanks. I’ll pass….

$29.95/30 days

Visit sluttymamma.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

This site has not updated since 5-1-2006, so don’t hold your breath for new updates or that anything will get fixed.

$29.95/30 days

Visit bangdolls.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Hundreds of Hot Latin Movies

Well, there are 104 movies. Not hundreds.

Join now to get our exclusive content from SOUTH OF THE BORDER!

Exclusive PHOTOS & VIDEOS

The movies might be exclusive, but the pictures definitely are not. The entire photo section is obviously just generic licensed content. Sure, there is a latina section. But there are also mature, teens, hardcore, fetish, and lesbian galleries with mostly non-latina models.

UPDATED EVERY WEEK

Hardly. Last update: 5/20/2006.

$29.95/30 days

Visit younglatina.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

From the tour:

100’s of hi res images and high quality video clips of the hottest sluts in the world sucking cock.

Sounds like a lot of photos and videos, right? Wrong.

There are a total of 5 videos and 14 photo sets. THAT’S ALL. They even try to make it look like more by having a separate page for each of the 9 models, but 2 videos and 2 group photo sets are repeats that are posted in 6 different places.

Last update? Four months ago.

Also, I wonder how Playboy would feel about this site using their bunny logo without their permission?

$19.95/30 days recurring

Visit blowjobsgonewild.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

From the tour:

Access to my never ending photo galleries.

No, there is definitely an end to the photo galleries. This site has more galleries than some of the sites we review on Awful Porn, but it’s nowhere near ‘never ending’.

Weekly Updates Of:
–Glamour shots
–Girl/Girl
–Boy/Girl
–Group Sex
–Interracial
–ANAL
and more

Not even close. Nothing has been added since Nov. of last year and even some of those are recycled old content. Tip for the webmaster: if you want to recycle old content and pass it off as new, make sure the name of the photo set is NOT the date the photos were originally put up. (There are several photo sets that are titled ‘update_2_5_07′, etc. but were ‘added’ to the site in Nov. 2009)

Daily Photo Updates Of Nautica Thorn’s Day To Day Life!

Not true. Last pic of any kind added to the site was in 2009.

Her last blog entry was July 2009 and members commented on the entry simply to ask if the site was dead. One loyal fan commented that they are still charging him monthly membership fees, so he’s pretty sure there will be more updates. Those poor, gullible fools.

$19.95/30 days recurring

Visit enternautica.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

This site pisses me off with how stupid it is. You would think with a name like Strap On Toyz that there would be a lot of girls using strap ons, right? But, there are hardly any strap ons–most of the toys are dildos attached to power tools. And they don’t really use the toys at all! They just pose with them. Some of the models don’t even get naked.

The tour claims:

100% HARD HITTING HARDCORE XXX ACTION VIDEOS

Sounds like there’s a lot of video action, right? There are actually only 3 videos, so not a whole lot of action.

This is another one of those sites where all the content was put up on the same day (a year ago)  and nothing has been added since then.

$19.95/30 days recurring

Visit strapontoyz.com then come back and tell us how stupid you think it is!

This days you never know what to speck, i mean you really don’t now how it is going to happen.

Well, when reviewing sites for Awful Porn I do know what to expect:

–Blurry screen caps from videos instead of real pictures? Check.

–High price? Check.

–Content shown in the tour that is not in the members area? Check.

–Promises of weekly updates? Check.

–Last actual update? Three years ago.

$24.95/month

Visit streetranger.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Here we have another site from the same people that made Olivia Olovely and Enter Daisy. Naturally it is the same story: all of the whopping 25 photo sets and 4 videos were put up on the same date more than a year ago and no updates since then.

$19.95/month recurring

Visit ritafaltoyanoxxx.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!