*Update* Slave62.com has been 86′d from the internet

*****Original Review*****

62
Wanton Whore
Proud Slave
The Site

62's perverse world of Sadistic sex and Domination,in a real Master slave relationship.

Right…. I guess 62 is a person? I don’t know who the proud slave is and who the wanton whore is. But I do know that this site has not been updated since April 2007 and that most of the links inside are broken and the few videos are in Real Media format… come on… real media? This is not 1998.

Price: $15 for one month or $25 for two months.

*Update* Lady Fiona has announced that she is closing her site for “personal reasons”

It is about time.. Thanks for doing us a favor and getting your awful pics taken off the internet!

*****Original Review*****

Lady Fiona is a mildly unattractive married woman who likes to hook up with unattractive older men and photograph her experiences as a “diary”

Only it it really isn’t a diary. It might actually be interesting if she wrote about the photo sets in some detail, but we are not so lucky.

You get about 25 photo sets inside and a small handful of videos.

Everything is marked 2005 so I get the impression you will not see anything new.

Price: $24.95 for 30 days

*Update* JennyGirlsHotSpot was just too awful for the internet and she has moved on to other big girl activities.

Jenny girl is a big girl and she wants to let you know that she is back and fully updating everything with new pics, videos, and cam shows….. Well she posted that in 2004. and the inside of the site looks like it has not been updated since feb 2006.

There is a picture section with no photos and a handful of short low res crappy video clips, and a few erotic stories.

If you want to pay for this crappy site it is $16.50 for a month of crap or $75 for an entire year of crap.

*Update*

This website is gone and has been moved to the awfulporn graveyard

I was a bit torn over this website because I think the model is cute and it has a decent amount of content. But, I was incredibly bored when looking at her photos. Many of them are poor quality, bad lighting, and often feature a messy house in the background. And many of the sets she has this totally expressionless face. It seems like in some newer sets she has learned to smile more and got better with her poses.

She also never really takes off her panties. I’m usually ok with this but it just led to all the photos really seeming to be sort of the same.

Also, why pose with a dildo if you are not going to use it?

There has only been one photo set uploaded so far this year, so updates seem to be sparse, but it does appear that she does cam shows on a regular basis. I was unable to catch one so I don’t know how good they are.

Overall, I just don’t think it’s worth the price.

Price: $24.95 first month
$19.95 recurring

*Update* Extreembooty.com now forwards to Extremeasses.com which appears to be a different site than we originally reviewed.

Alright! I like booty! And this site proclaims to have the “freshest ass on the web”
Fucking awesome.. I really like fresh ass!

The homepage also says “As a member you’ll see me and my girlfriends spread our pussies and assholes wide open during our NASTY photo and video shoots. You’ll also be able to join us as we get-off on our WEBCAM!”

Ok! I’m sold!

Well don’t get your hopes up.
- The members section has 6 photosets which are half broken.
- The web cam does not exist and nothing in listed in the calendar.
- The diary does not exist.
- The store does not exist.
- There are no movies

Price: $4.95 for a 3 day trial and $19.99 recurring every 30 days

Bad tits, bad photography, bad hair, bad tan.

*Update* Holly was apparently too awful for the Internet.  The website appears to be gone.

I wish that is all I had to say about this awful porn site.
Holly probably should have ended her career before it started, or at least not done this silly web site. It has not been updated since 2003, and most of the content was posted in 1999.. although much looks older than that..

There are about 50 or so photo sets of poor quality, some sample clips from movies she has been in. Nothing in the nude chat page, and nothing in the body shop.

You would think that is bad enough, but as a way to entice people to pay for this crappy website. YOU CAN WIN A DATE WITH HOLLY!!! and she will even pay for everything!
All you have to do is keep your membership for 4 months and you will be entered into the contest!…. yeah right.. I wonder how long this “contest” has been running. Not to mention it is totally an illegal lottery.

Do us a favor Holly and go back in time to end your career before it started.

Price:
$21.95 for one month or
$3.95 trial + $14.95 monthly

*Update* Clowngirls.com appears to be gone.

I hate it when websites have a tour that is totally different than what you will find in the members area. With a name like clowngirls.com and some photos of some girls in clown makeup and faygo soda in the tour (i am guessing that is an ICP reference) I would expect nothing but clown girls inside the site. Wrong, there are a couple clown sets and videos.. and about 90% is just regular photos. The photos were nice, but probably a huge disappointment to people who are looking for clown porn.

Price:
$15 30 day trial – $10 monthly after that

*Update* AprilsBodyShop.com has finally left the internet. Woohoo!

This is the official April Arikssen website. I do not know who she is, but she is your standard looking blond porn model with large fake breasts. Her members section contains about 40 photosets or so and one boring video clip with no sound.

The part that bugged me though is on her join page it says “I have a new gallery updated each week and one new girlfriend each month” Maybe that was true at one time, but this site has not been updated since 2003.

I also was quite amused at this amazing feature the site provides:
“All my images in jpeg format which makes for excellent compression and faster downloading.”
Oh hell yeah, I will sign right up! all them other sites are still using ASCII. I want this new jpg technology!

Price:
$19.95 monthly