VirginAlena.com is dead!

Another terrible porn site snagged by Awful Porn to make the Internet a better place!

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“We grew her for your pleasure!”

Well, your pleasure will be very short lived. There are just 10 photosets and 1 private album in the members area. That’s it. No archives, no videos, no webcam shows, no blog/journal/diary, no chat or email address–nothing. There are 6 pairs of pantyhose that appear to be worn by Alena prominently featured on the main page, but when you click on them, the popup says “The shop will be open within several days!!!”. Since the date at the bottom of the members page says 2004 I’m betting it has been saying that for the last 5 years.

Oh, and the pictures in the photosets are out of order. How hard can it be to put the pictures on the site in the order they were taken?? The model should be naked at the END of the set, not on page 2 and end the set fully clothed!

This site is the biggest ripoff I’ve seen in quite a while. You can go through all of the content (slowly) in less than an hour.

$29.95/30 days recurring

Visit VirginAlena.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

*Update* Feb 26 2010 – JuliasSecrets.com is dead

Original Review Below

“THE MOST SEXY AND FUCKABLE MODEL WORLDWIDE!”

Sweet!  At last, my search is complete!  What else do they have to say about Julia and her secrets?

“WorldWide Hughest Collection of Julia’s Photos!”

Hughest?

“Taste her velvety skin, splendid elastic bust, longest legs WorldWide!”

Damn, everything is WorldWide with this chick.  AND she has an elastic bust!  I was almost excited, but then the claim of having the longest legs worldwide let me down.  Because as you know, the title of “Longest Legs WorldWide” goes to Svetlana Pankratova

It only goes downhill from here.  Inside you will find one video and 17 photo sets which are viewed using a really annoying navigation.

Price: $29.95 / month or $69.95 for 3 months.

Click here to visit JuliasSecrets.com, then come back to tell us how awful it is!

404Hoe.com is dead!

Another terrible porn site snagged by Awful Porn to make the Internet a better place!

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When I first saw the domain ‘404hoe.com’ I thought it might be something to do with the ‘404 error’ message. That would have been much cooler than what it actually refers to: terrible amateur porn shot in Atlanta (404 is the Atlanta area code).

It is a bland white page with mismatched thumbnails that take you to an index list of .JPG files without thumbnails so you have no idea what they are until you click on them. All of the videos seem to be short clips of the same movie. And all of the pictures seem to be of the same session as well. Clicking on what appear to be more galleries just takes you to other pay sites or lists of porn sites.

$12.95/month recurring

*Update* Slave62.com has been 86′d from the internet

*****Original Review*****

62
Wanton Whore
Proud Slave
The Site

62's perverse world of Sadistic sex and Domination,in a real Master slave relationship.

Right…. I guess 62 is a person? I don’t know who the proud slave is and who the wanton whore is. But I do know that this site has not been updated since April 2007 and that most of the links inside are broken and the few videos are in Real Media format… come on… real media? This is not 1998.

Price: $15 for one month or $25 for two months.

*Update* Lady Fiona has announced that she is closing her site for “personal reasons”

It is about time.. Thanks for doing us a favor and getting your awful pics taken off the internet!

*****Original Review*****

Lady Fiona is a mildly unattractive married woman who likes to hook up with unattractive older men and photograph her experiences as a “diary”

Only it it really isn’t a diary. It might actually be interesting if she wrote about the photo sets in some detail, but we are not so lucky.

You get about 25 photo sets inside and a small handful of videos.

Everything is marked 2005 so I get the impression you will not see anything new.

Price: $24.95 for 30 days

*Update* JennyGirlsHotSpot was just too awful for the internet and she has moved on to other big girl activities.

Jenny girl is a big girl and she wants to let you know that she is back and fully updating everything with new pics, videos, and cam shows….. Well she posted that in 2004. and the inside of the site looks like it has not been updated since feb 2006.

There is a picture section with no photos and a handful of short low res crappy video clips, and a few erotic stories.

If you want to pay for this crappy site it is $16.50 for a month of crap or $75 for an entire year of crap.

*Update*

This website is gone and has been moved to the awfulporn graveyard

I was a bit torn over this website because I think the model is cute and it has a decent amount of content. But, I was incredibly bored when looking at her photos. Many of them are poor quality, bad lighting, and often feature a messy house in the background. And many of the sets she has this totally expressionless face. It seems like in some newer sets she has learned to smile more and got better with her poses.

She also never really takes off her panties. I’m usually ok with this but it just led to all the photos really seeming to be sort of the same.

Also, why pose with a dildo if you are not going to use it?

There has only been one photo set uploaded so far this year, so updates seem to be sparse, but it does appear that she does cam shows on a regular basis. I was unable to catch one so I don’t know how good they are.

Overall, I just don’t think it’s worth the price.

Price: $24.95 first month
$19.95 recurring

*Update* Extreembooty.com now forwards to Extremeasses.com which appears to be a different site than we originally reviewed.

Alright! I like booty! And this site proclaims to have the “freshest ass on the web”
Fucking awesome.. I really like fresh ass!

The homepage also says “As a member you’ll see me and my girlfriends spread our pussies and assholes wide open during our NASTY photo and video shoots. You’ll also be able to join us as we get-off on our WEBCAM!”

Ok! I’m sold!

Well don’t get your hopes up.
- The members section has 6 photosets which are half broken.
- The web cam does not exist and nothing in listed in the calendar.
- The diary does not exist.
- The store does not exist.
- There are no movies

Price: $4.95 for a 3 day trial and $19.99 recurring every 30 days