Here we have another impressive looking, flashy tour for a site that does not live up to the promises it makes.

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There are 61 videos on this site. Nothing else. Not a massive collection by any standards.

Updated regularly with new high quality videos featuring only the sexiest babes we can find.

The tour for this site has remained unchanged for 5 years, so I think it’s safe to assume that the members area has not been updated in 5 years as well.

*There is a pre-checked cross sale on the payment processing page. This is always a big red flag for porn sites as it rarely means you’re dealing with a reputable company.

$29.95/30 days recurring

Visit povxxx.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

BlowJobsGoneWild.com is dead!

Another terrible porn site snagged by Awful Porn to make the Internet a better place!

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From the tour:

100′s of hi res images and high quality video clips of the hottest sluts in the world sucking cock.

Sounds like a lot of photos and videos, right? Wrong.

There are a total of 5 videos and 14 photo sets. THAT’S ALL. They even try to make it look like more by having a separate page for each of the 9 models, but 2 videos and 2 group photo sets are repeats that are posted in 6 different places.

Last update? Four months ago.

Also, I wonder how Playboy would feel about this site using their bunny logo without their permission?

$19.95/30 days recurring

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BlackAmateurBoobs.com is Dead! Another crappy porn site gone from the internet!

This site has been around since 1998 and was started by a photographer that has been taking pictures since 1995. And he hasn’t learned one damn thing about how to take a decent picture in all this time! I don’t know how he can call himself a photographer with a straight face. Just because you own a camera and can push the button does not make you a photographer.

From the join page:

This gives you 30 days access to current month issue only!

No back issues or archives with this membership!

This is somehow supposed to convince people to join? There actually are 4 pages of archives for a whopping total of 45 models that have about 20-40 pictures each. Maybe in 1998 that would have been really impressive, but that’s nothing by today’s standards.

$12.99/30 days recurring

Visit blackamateurboobs.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Hmmm another gay site from the same people that brought us Elite Lovers and yes, more awful photoshopped cocks.

There are only 29 ‘exclusive’ photo sets and 15 ‘exclusive’ movies. The rest are just bonus pictures that have nothing to do with the hospital theme.

It’s hard to tell when the last update was without dates, but this site was created in 2004 so obviously they do not update with original content very often (if ever).

Below are some samples of the photoshopped cock disasters (including some before pictures that were probably put on the site by accident).

$9.95/2 day trial (rebills at $39.95/30 days)

$39.95/30 days recurring

Visit hospitalsecrets.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

AsianHardCoreDreams.com is dead!

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Let’s take a moment to examine why a person would sign up for this site.

  • They like Asians.
  • They like Asian hardcore porn.
  • This site indicates it is full of Asians participating in hardcore porn.

So, why is it that after paying $27.86 you find out that there is not any Asian porn inside?  Not even the photos and videos in the tour exist inside.  You get a bunch of pictures of white girls and a few transsexuals.

What would you expect of a site called Absolute Asians? Especially a site that claims to have “The largest collection of asian content anywhere.”?

I suppose you would expect a lot of Asians! Well, this site has some Asians, but mostly this is just a site with a bunch of licensed crap that has nothing to do with Asians. Please view some of the examples below and let me know if you feel any of these photos belong on an Asian themed site.

Price: $29.91 monthly

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Sherri Angel is a very pretty girl with a very shitty website.

Now, I know you might take a look and want to disagree. The tour looks really nice and Sherri is quite cute. I know it is tempting to pull out your credit card. Trust me. It is not worth it.

The site was last updated in Jan 2007 and all the photo sets are completely broken. All you get for $29.95 is 6 videos.

Ok, maybe if you have some sort of fetish for getting ripped off this site is for you.

Enjoy.

Click here to visit Sherri-Angel.com

Mary Jane has a secret.

She would like you to think that her secret is that her friends and family do not know about this website and that she hopes they do not find out.

Well, AwfulPorn.com is here to expose her REAL secrets.

  • The secret forum where she spends her sleepless nights is so secret that it does not exist.
  • The webcam shows she promises are coming in a few weeks is actually a 5 year old lie.
  • The various photo sets referred to in the tour are all completely gone in the members area. That is right.. You will find no photos inside.
  • The site has not been updated since 2006.
  • The customer support button in the members area leads to an expired website. So, if you want to complain that MaryJane’s secret is built on lies and broken promises, too bad.

There are two features that work on this site. 1: The few videos that are inside. 2: The part that charges your card $26.95.

Click here to visit MaryJanesSecret.com

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