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Fatty Farm is an overpriced outdated site. There are a bunch of 60 second video clips that still work but this is 2011. Nobody has dial up any more so it’s no longer necessary to break up videos into tiny segments. All of the streaming licensed video feeds are broken or disabled. There are only 36 photo sets of the big ladies that get rotated to make it look like they are still posting new sets every few days. The rest of the galleries are your standard licensed filler content of various varieties (none of which is BBW).

All of the other licensed filler content is broken: games, e-zines, personals, etc. Well, the “erotic stories” are still available, but who cares?

$39.95/30 days recurring

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OVER 2,000 FULL DVD’S

I don’t know where they got their numbers from. I see only 93 DVD’s in the members area. The last one was added in Oct. 2010.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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***Update***

I was able to log into British Chubby so I thought I should update my review. I was suspicious when looking at the updates because I didn’t really believe they were updating 2-3 times a day. As it turns out they are just recycling old content and slapping new dates on them.

Original review published 11/1/2010:

This site will take your money, but will not let you inside. When you try to log in it takes you to another site that is just a parked page. I don’t know if the site is broken, no longer exists, or the webmaster just did something wrong. But, there is no way to log in.

$24.99/month recurring

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Intermixed is an excellent example of what NOT to do when making a niche porn site:

–DON’T have only 18 original videos representing your niche and then use generic filler content of the licensed crappy variety (none of which includes the specific niche the site is based on) to compose the bulk of your site.

–DON’T then let your license for said crappy filler content expire so that half of the filler content is broken.

–DON’T make claims such as “ALL COCKS ARE REAL! NO FAKES! WATCH THE VIDEOS AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!” and “MONSTROUS 16″ COCK” if you have clearly photoshopped the cocks in the tour:
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$34.95/30 days recurring

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Upon logging in to the members area of Abbraxa Porn you are greeted with a home page that has so many buttons, links, ‘updates’ and featured items that it makes you think there must be tons of stuff to see. But there isn’t much content to be found. After clicking everything I found zero photos and just 64 exclusive videos. The last update was 10/8/2009.

The “Bonus Pictures” galleries are broken. The “Bonus Videos” are broken. The “Downloadable DVDs – only for Sweet Memebrs!” cost $5.95 per SCENE. The “Full Screen Movies” are pay per view. Of all the bonus material the only things that work are the “Sweet galleries” which contain your typical generic selection of old licensed photos, and the “Daily Pee Lovers” videos which they stopped adding back in 2006.

$34.95/30 days recurring

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At first glance 18 Ager seems to have a decent archive of content, but looking closer it’s not so great. About 40 of the photo sets are empty–there is a place holder in the index of photos, but it just says “0 photos”. And, all of the videos are broken up into 90 second clips with no way to watch the entire video. Who would want to watch a 30 minute video in 20 separate clips?? The last update was back on 5/2/2009 so it’s safe to assume there won’t be any more new content.

There are no thumbnails or descriptions for either photo sets or videos. So when you look at the index you have to make your choice on what to see based on such exciting video titles as “062_vid” or creative photo set titles as “279″. Come on this is 2011. For the ridiculously high price of forty bucks a month I expect some damn thumbnails.

$39.95/30 days recurring

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Mikayla has a decent amount of content forĀ  a personal site, but I don’t think she is updating any more. The last photo set was added on 3/12/2010 and the last video was added on 7/21/2010.

I can’t say it any better than her biggest fan:

Hello, Mikayla! U r the sexiest women in the world. Im ur biggest fan!!
Just became a member. Hoped to see u in web cam but couldnt find this option here at all. It’s a pity u almost forgot about ur site:((

Ok, so I could say it better (I would use real words), but the point is that her fans are disappointed that she forgot about her site. The reason fans are willing to pay so much money to be a member of their favorite porn star’s site is for the interaction with her. The tour promises all kinds of personal interaction with Mikayla–webcam shows, blogs, and private messages. But, she hasn’t written in her blog since 9/2009 or posted an audio blog since 4/2009. And no webcam shows at all.

I understand that it’s a lot of work to keep a solo site updated with new content all the time. But, if you are unable to do the job, you should stop taking people’s money.

$29.95/30 days recurring

Visit mikaylamendez.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

After paying your thirty bucks to gain access to Girls Who Love Pussy you might be disappointed to find that all of the whopping 15 photo sets are broken.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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