Old Man School is basically a repeat of Old Man Office. They use the same trick of changing the dates on the content to make it look like they update frequently, and they use the same models in ridiculous scenarios. Except instead of secretaries and bosses it’s students and teachers. You can tell they are in a school because there is a chalk board and they wear a cap and gown costume. (Yeah I rolled my eyes, too) It varies from set to set as to whether the student wears it or the teacher sports the cap and gown which is weird and confusing, but whatever.

The tour has some pretty ridiculous and entertaining text:

So what is her lector is not so young and handsome? She knows young guys and they’re all sooo stupid! And here is DA MAN so smart she even has to ask for permission in French. When she wants to play with his penis. So charming!

Betty will offer anal if she’s promised easier times at tests

Samantha will kiss his penis because she’s enchanted with his recent theory

Jenny will do a handjob after the especially good lection

$29.95/30 days recurring

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