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From the name and tag line of this site I thought it would be just another one of those scammy, shady ex girlfriend/GF sites that have become so popular recently. But it is instantly obvious when looking at the tour and homepage that this site is really old and the content is even older. From the tour:

THE GREATEST AMATEUR ONLINE GAMES–Once you’ve enjoyed what we have to offer, you can slide on over to the crazy ADULT GAME section, and play the latest games! thoses games are exclusive to our members!

Here at EXGIRLS, we have WEEKLY updates, 100′s of pics added monthly

They make some pretty bold claims in their tour as you can see. So how much of it is true?

  • All of the ‘live video feeds’ are disabled. The links are still there, but say ‘access denied’ when you click on them.
  • There are zero videos on the site.
  • The game feeds have been disabled–clicking on them takes you to a page that says ‘access denied’.
  • There are no anime or ‘exotic oriental’ categories on the site. (Who still uses the term ‘oriental’ anyway? That term hasn’t been used since about 1991). Some photo sets are put in multiple categories that apply so there are some duplicate sets.
  • They say they have 60,000+ GIRLS on the site–not photos GIRLS. This claim is beyond absurd. They have perhaps 450 models and I would estimate there are between 9,000 to 11,000 photos on the site (and that’s a generous estimate considering some sets are duplicates).
  • There are no dates anywhere in the members area so there is no way to tell if that is true that they update weekly.

And as for the whole premise of the site–I don’t believe for one second that any of the models are “ex girlfriends”. Most of the photos are just cheap licensed early 90′s content. It is obvious that most of it is professionally shot (unfortunately not all professional photographers are good photographers) and not shot by the supposed ex boyfriends (especially the hardcore sets where you can tell someone is photographing the couple). They try to make up stories for most of the models, but they are just stupid and not believable at all.

I think this site is what all the new scammy GF/ex-girlfriend sites were modelled after. It has a bunch of absurd lies in the tour, completely misrepresents the content, and charges WAY more money than it’s worth.

$9/6 days (rebills at $29.95/30 days recurring)

$29.95/30 days recurring

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Nylonic has a good amount of content that seems to be decent quality.

But, the tour promises they update twice a week and this is not true. At least not any more. When you click on ‘Next Updates’ it just says the next updates will be online soon. The last update was a year ago.

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DurtyGirls.com has a tour that is pretty predictable with quotes like:

“Durtygirls.com updates 3 times a day. EVERY DAY!”

“20 Sites 24+ Teen models 60,000+ pictures!”

So how exactly does that work out? Well, durty girls itself has no content. They acquired a bunch of individual sites and put them all together under one membership. That in itself seems like a good idea, but the whole thing kind of falls apart once you pay $29.95 to get inside and realize almost every one of those 20 sites is broken or no longer exists. A few work but some are actually upsells to other sites. Which means you need to pay again. Why pay again if you already got ripped off once?

The sites you are supposed to be able to view (but can’t) are:

puretotty.com
gemz18.com
missteaze.com
purecam.co.uk
nataliemodel.com
hunneys.com
teenass.co.uk
girliekissing.com
laurenbared.com
pureemma.com
sweetdominique.com
clubteensluts.com
tcbabes.com
zipitporn.com
naomiteen.com
cutietease.com
spunkygirls.net
michateen.com
schoolgirlpink.com

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This site is weird. What you see is literally what you get. The members area looks exactly like the tour. So what you get is just ten videos of old people fucking. (And very unattractive old people fucking at that.) No pictures, no features.

I have no idea when the last update was, but if you still need more reasons not to join this site after what you just read then why are you here? Go. Throw your money away on overpriced bad porn already.

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This is the intro on the home page:

First I’d like to thank you for the showed interest to my site. Allow me to introduce myself- the name is Mike. I’m a photographer in one of the famous magazines and when I have some free time I occupy myself with amateur porno shooting of mature men and women. They deprave these young guys and girls like some old experienced wolves. I hope you’d like my work and you’ll become a constant subscriber here. I’ll shoot new sets in exchange. They’ll be daily published on this site.

I love it when people claim to be professional photographers that shoot for ‘famous magazines’ and then you see their work and it is just so terrible that it’s funny. Such as we find on this site.

There are just 24 photo sets. Some are just screen shots from the video, while some are broken. And they have only 10 four minute videos.

The last update was back in 2007.

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*Note: The images below were not altered in any way. They appear here exactly as they do on the site.*

“FREE YOUR MIND AND DICK!”

Are they telling you to free your mind to other definitions of “teen”? Because several of their models definitely don’t fit my definition of “teen”. (See below)

This site opened in December of 2005 and the last update was in December of 2006. They probably put up all their content over the course of that first year and never even intended to update, yet they still take your money.

They have an ok amount of pictures and a handful of movies so it really wouldn’t be such a rip off if they just lowered their price to account for the fact that they stopped updating. But, they still charge a huge price of $40 so it is clearly a rip off.

$9.95/2 days (rebills at $39.95/30 days recurring)

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There is a LOT of crap on The Matures. But, that’s the problem–it’s crap.

Oh, but they use

Unique technology “Picture Slide Show”

to display their crap so that makes it all better! Jeez did they make this site in 1995??

Speaking of a long time ago, I don’t think the site has been updated since 2006 or 2007. Perhaps longer considering they still advertise that they have an

Online DVD & VHS Video Store!

Nobody sells VHS any more because nobody still has a VCR. And this site shouldn’t exist any more.

$9.95/3 day trial (rebills at $29.95/30 days recurring)

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“NEW PHOTOSETS EVERY WEEK!!!”

Well, the site has been online since 2006 yet it has only 12 photo sets, so they definitely don’t update weekly.

Her blog is broken. Really, for all the possible buttons (15) to push on the homepage there are actually just photos on this site. Oh and some games. 15 buttons seems like over kill if you ask me. But, I suppose they were trying to make it look like there is more content than just a measly dozen photo sets.

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