Tittie Club makes some very bold claims about the amount of content they have:

  • 700,000+ pics
  • 100,000+ videos

But, I could only find about 3,500 photos and 0 videos. Most of this site is broken. Pretty much the only thing that still works is the photos. And as you can see below the photos are just licensed softcore porn from the terrible early 90′s era of gold láme, big hair, and bigger fake tits.

The “Mon./Wed./Fri. Updates” and “What’s New” buttons are both broken, so I don’t think the site has been updated in a long time.

$1/3 day trial (rebills at $39.95/month)

$29.96/month recurring

Visit tittieclub.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

There are plenty of photos on this site, but the “EXCLUSIVE VIDEOS” don’t exist and neither do the web cams and live sex shows promised in the tour. Clicking on the ‘live cams’ button just takes you to imlive which is a cam site that you have to pay for separately.

Last update? 6/14/2007

$3.95/2 day trial (rebills at $39.95/month)

$39.95/month recurring

Visit greatshemalesex.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

No thumbnails. 9 videos. 6 photo sets. $40 seems a little overpriced, don’t you think?!

$3.95/2 day trial (rebills at $39.95/month)

$39.95/month recurring

Visit dadsonfilm.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

There are no thumbnails for galleries or videos on this site. So, you must rely on terrible descriptions written either by someone that is just learning English or an online translator:

“He called her friend and first of all they had some cool sex!”

“His parents have paid to her for additional classes on history, but she teaches him art of sex instead of it. However, it seems  to be much more pleasant for him, than history.”

“Marina has asked to invite for shooting any nice young guy that she would make a blowjob for him in a bath.”

“When young man reads, he looks so thoughtful and romantic, that she cannot pass past and don’t fuck him.”

From the members area: “I hope you’d like my work and you’ll become a constant subscriber here. I’ll shoot new sets in exchange. They’ll be daily published on this site.” And the tour promises “CONSTANT UPDATES”.

Sorry but, the last update was in 2008 and even back then they only updated once a month on the first.

The secret is out: Parental Secrets is truly awful!

$3.95/2 day trial (rebills at $39.95/month)

$39.95/month recurring

Visit parentalsecrets.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Marina has asked to invite for shooting any nice young guy that she would make a blowjob for him in a bath.

“Updated Weekly! with a new movie”

This is actually not true (shocking, I know). Last update was September 2009.

There are about 90 movies, but the only pictures are small low quality screen caps from the movies.

$29.95/30 days recurring

$74.95/90 days non-recurring

$99.95/180 days non-recurring

Visit largeladaylovin.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

This site has 10 really old looking photo sets, half of which I found for free elsewhere with just a few minutes of searching. Charging money for stolen content is pretty low, but charging for really, really old stolen content that’s probably been on free sites for a very long time is just pathetic.

$19.95/month recurring

$39.95/3 months recurring

$59.95/6 months non-recurring

Visit bigboobmatures.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Girls of Havasu has ‘girls gone wild’ style pictures and a few videos taken at Lake Havasu, AZ. They are mostly just girls in bikinis or topless, but there are a few blow job and hardcore pics thrown in.

There is just not much content and it is all old stuff. The last update was Spring Break 2007.

$7.99/30 days recurring

Visit girlsofhavasu.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

$40 = 14 photo sets + 2 videos

Of course there are the “bonus” sites and material that may convince some to join, but what they fail to tell you is that most of it is NOT gay porn. I’m going to take a wild guess here and assume that if you’re joining a gay site you probably won’t be very interested in MILFs or teen lesbians. The few crappy gay bonus sites add very little value.

This site is not worth $4, let alone $40.

$3.95/2 day trial (rebills at $39.95/month)

$39.95/month recurring

Visit guydefloration.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

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