If you’re going to use the word ‘art’ in the name of your porn site you had better make damn sure your photography is awesome. This site is much closer to awful than awesome. And I definitely would not call it art. I’m not talking about personal taste here, either. The lighting is bad, the settings are uninspired, the angles are wrong, there are more blurry photos than I can count, and my pet peeve: including 14 nearly identical photos in a set instead of picking the best one of that particular pose. Real photographers would never allow their art to be seen this way.

I decided to investigate their claim of being “The internet’s #1 site featuring hardcore erotica” because I thought that was a pretty ridiculous claim for a site with an alexa rank well below the 1 million mark. That’s how I stumbled upon X-Art which is in the alexa top 10,000 and looks *shockingly* similar to Xplicit-Art. Coincidence? I highly doubt it.

X-Art vs. Xplicit-Art

As you can see they chose the same theme, same color scheme, and the same layout for the tour. Clearly this is just a copycat site that is trying to get a piece of the action from the more successful X-Art. I guess that explains the bad photography.

Miscellaneous issues: clicking on ‘bonus sites’ just gives you a 404 error, there are only 11 videos, and the last update was back in 2008.

Don’t waste your time or $ on this lame copycat site. The site they copied is cheaper, too.

$29.95/30 days recurring

$49.95/60 days recurring

$99.95/365 days non-recurring

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As someone who has been in the adult industry for quite some time, and also as someone who reviews a good portion of the sites on Awful Porn, I must say that it is quite tiring to see most websites try to be the most “extreme.”

Biggest Boobs! Giant Cocks! Fattest Girls! Youngest Girls! Skinniest Girls! Gallons of Cum! Largest Gangbangs! Are all examples of claims I frequently encounter.

This is not the case at DOMAI.com. Their tag line is “Joyful Nudes of Beautiful Women.”

Very simple and to the point!  “Simple Nudes” is the style coined by sole founder and operator of the site, Eolake Stobblehouse. A style that walks the hard to define line between art and erotica.

Take this quote from his page defining the style which sums it up nicely:

What makes erotica different from DOMAI style is that in erotica, or at least in pornography, the strange contortions of the body and the “aroused” (read: “fish-like”) facial expressions often robs the model of what beauty she may have. (And they sometimes have a lot, more is the pity.) Additionally, for many people explicit sexual activity has such a strong effect, positive or negative, that it overpowers the subtler effect beauty has. In other words, too much sex makes the beauty tend to be lost to most people, at least at this time.

In browsing the enormous collection of photography on the site, I especially found the lack of fake breasts refreshing. Not that I am completely against them, but I do have quite an appreciation for natural beauty. And if natural beauty is what you like, then DOMAI has exactly what you are looking for. Most of the photography I found to be excellent, the models very attractive, and most of the photo sets are available in very high resolution, which can be downloaded in zip format to view locally on your computer.

My only real dislike about the site is that the design and navigation is quite dated, but it somehow fits in with the content. Simple nudes, simple design? I don’t know. I do like that you can view sets by photographer. So if you like the work of someone in particular you can see all the other sets they have done. However, some better sorting/searching/categorizing would be kind of nice.

With over 57,000 photos and very frequent updates, it will take quite a while to go through everything and you can’t beat the prices. Which reminds me, one of these days I am going to make a pretty chart that shows how all the worst porn sites we review are priced super high, and all the best porn seems to be actually reasonable.

Single-billed options:

  • US$ 19.95 for one month, not rebilled
  • US$ 39.95 for three months, not rebilled (only $13.32 per month)
  • US$ 109.95 for one year, not rebilled (only $9.20 per month)

Recurring options:

  • US$ 9.95 for the first month and then rebilled monthly, starting at US$ 14.95. (Every rebilling gets $1 cheaper, until it’s only $7.95 per month.)
  • US$ 29.95 quarterly (Every rebilling gets $2.50 cheaper, until it’s $19.95 quarterly, only $6.65 per month.)
  • US$ 99.00 rebilled yearly. (Every rebilling gets $10 cheaper, until it’s $59.00 yearly, only $4.92 per month.)

DOMAI also has a money back guarantee that I actually believe (unlike most sites that just try to use that as a marketing promise that they will never fulfill).

They even promise to refund for the following excuses:

  • It started raining the day you bought the membership…
  • Your dog does not like the site…
  • You are just in a poor mood…
  • You suddenly decide that you don’t really like looking at beautiful women anymore…
  • You want to go live in the wilderness, and need the money for gas and toilet paper…

Domai has been running successfully since 1997 and I think there is a good reason for that. I would expect to see them around for a very long time to come. Their quality and honesty is a shining example of how an adult site should be operated and there are a lot of people out there that could learn a thing or two from DOMAI.

Check out these samples and click them to visit Domai.com

“That’s right…through the magic of the internet, your computer has reached out into the world wide web and transported you here…the myth, the legend, the way of life:No pop-ups, no blind links, just good old fashioned porn. Served hot and fresh daily”

Hmmm I wonder what mythical, legendary way of life they are referring to? Do they mean a life with no pop-ups or life in the CZ? Either way I think they are over dramatizing a bit. While it appears they used to update very regularly, the last update was on 8/5/2009. But the site was never updated daily, however.

The navigation buttons are only at the top so you have to scroll back up to go to the next or previous page and you can’t select a specific page–you have to look at them in sequential order using the ‘next’ button. This is for both the index and each gallery. These might seem like silly complaints, but if you want to look at more than just one gallery it gets really old really fast.

The photography is beyond terrible. Based on these pictures I can only assume the photographer is a virgin that has never actually seen any porn. If anyone actually finds these pictures arousing then please comment below!

$4.95/3 day trial (rebills at $39.95/month)

$29.95/month recurring

Visit euroczgirls.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

***Edited 8/15/2010: This site is now infected with malware so we will no longer link to it.***

When you log into Lingerie-Obsession.com, you are greeted with this message.

**ATTENTION MEMBERS**

A MESSAGE FROM US

We have been having a heck of a time with hackers to the site as I am sure many of you already know, since I have had to make changes to many many of your usernames and passwords – these hackers have cost us TIME and MONEY…Unfortunately this has taken a toll on our updates of the site..the untimely business with Globill (our old creditcard processor) has further made our updates suffer…we are right now planning a fantastic *EXCLUSIVE* shoot which will be available very soon!!

I can relate to how much trouble those pesky hackers can be.  They certainly have cost me a lot of time and money in the past.  I also am familiar with the globill situation they mention. (Their billing company ripped them off)

My problem with all of this is that this happened YEARS ago.  Their last update was in 2004.  When exactly is this fantastic exclusive shoot coming?  Is it really worthwhile to spend $19.95 a month for a 6 year promise of new photos?

Our users have posted a total of 4 articles
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The content sort of looks like just a random assortment of images taken from around the Internet.  Except their EXCLUSIVE section which features a faceless woman who is seen NOWHERE ELSE!

Check out her pics below.

$19.99/month recurring

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Inside you get about 30 boring photo sets. It looks like 60 but nearly all of them are split up into 2 parts to make it look like more. Everything else is either broken or removed.

$19.95/30 days recurring

$21.95/31 days non-recurring

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Staketet is in it’s 11th season(!) and clearly they have not updated the site design since then. There are no thumbnails on the main index page. This may have been acceptable back when the site first opened, but this is 2010 and  not having thumbnails now is pretty lazy. But what can you expect from a site that steals most of it’s content from newsgroups and other ‘public sources’ (this is stated at the bottom of the index)? It’s pretty scuzzy to charge money for a site that is mostly stolen content. They also rotate their content which is an indication of how archaic this site is. They post new galleries once a week, then the rest is reposted content from 2004-2006.

This site is just all kinds of terrible.

Oh and if anyone can tell me wtf staketet means I’d really like to know!

$5/6 days non-recurring

$15/30 days non-recurring

$25/60 days non-recurring

Visit staketet.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

When I first saw the name SS Teens, I thought I was about to look at some sort of Nazi fetish Schutzstaffel porn.

Thankfully, it is just some crappy Russian porn.  SSTeens means “Super Sexy Russian Teens” (I guess SSRTeens was taken.)

For a good time you can check out the great engrish on the homepage such as this example:

She’s 18, but her mother thinks that she’s still innocent How vastly she is mistaken! Very often instead of attending her classes LISA&VALYA finds herself at violent lesbian orgies, where she is fucked by men and girl she hardly know! You will see evidences of her secret life in our archive! But don’t be afraid, we won’t pass them to her mom

Overall there is a decent amount of content on the site.  About 90 photo sets and 90 videos.  However, my biggest problem with this site is they try to give you the illusion that the site is updated daily.  But they are really just rotating content and moving dates around.  I am pretty sure there is nothing newer than 2005 here.

Price: $29.95 Monthly.

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Mia Domore is another victim of the absolutely horrible web design company MK MultiMedia.

As with all the other sites they have done. MiaDomore.net is full of annoying animations, audio clips, and sparse on content you would pay to see.

For $29.95 monthly, you can have access to 19 photo sets and a dozen or so low resolution videos.

Even if Mia is still making movies (which I am not sure about), don’t expect anything new on this site as it has not been updated since 2002.

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