“The My Private Glamour Galleries include high-quality glamour photographs of hot models nude, in bikinis and lingerie. My Private Glamour. Exceptional Glamour Photography.”

The only true part of this statement is that the models are nude, in bikinis and lingerie. Oh and the name of the website is true.

First, the models are not hot. When you choose to do glamour style photography, in order to make it ‘exceptional’ you need to start with beautiful women. Otherwise it ends up looking like some ugly girls went to Glamour Shots in the mall to have nude portraits taken. When you put garish trannie makeup and hair on an ugly girl and then put her in soft focus somehow it just emphasizes the ugliness. Basically most of the models are butters (as in everything looks good butter face).

I’m really not sure why they think their photography is high quality and exceptional. Their photoshop skills don’t seem to extend beyond surface blur, adding a soft focus effect, and upsetting the color balance to make skin more orange (I think they were trying to make them look more tan?).

And the last update? That was way back in Jan 2007.

$19.95/30 days recurring

$59.95/180 days non-recurring

Visit myprivateglamour.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!