I am not a gay man so I cannot comment on the hotness of the models or content of Elite Lovers, but I can still spot a poorly photoshopped cock when I see one! (I bet you can too when you see the photos below)

And you don’t have to be a gay man to see that the site is a huge rip off–they charge forty bucks for a month and it hasn’t been updated since 2006.

$9.95/2 day trial (rebills at $39.95/30 days)

$39.95/30 days recurring

Visit elitelovers.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!