So this guy drives around in his van picking up hookers. He offers them $20 for pictures and $20 for a blow job. After looking at the pictures I don’t even care about the frequency or number of updates. I’ll just let the awful pictures speak for themselves.
$29.95/30 days recurring
$49.95/90 days recurring
$99.95/180 days non-recurring
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“Each week a new amateur girl is add with 3 photo sets and 3 hot orgasmic movies.”
Pure Sybian has been around for almost 2 years, so if they add a new girl each week there should be about 100, right? Well, there are actually only 18 models. So they really update less than once a month on average (if they are still updating at all–no dates anywhere on the site).
And maybe I’m being nitpicky here, but only 1/3 of the content is with the sybian. The other 2 photosets and movies for each girl is with some other type of dildo or vibrator. The name of the site is PURE Sybian–they should either stick to the sybian or choose a different name. Like 33percentsybian.com–sure it’s not as catchy, but at least it’s truthful.
$24.95/month recurring at $19.95
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“I promise that you have NEVER seen a site like this before! I handpick some of the finest girls from the HOOD that you will EVER see. Most of these girls have fucked before but this is the FIRST time they have been on camera! I have so many videos and I find, fuck, and update my site weekly with brand new amateur ass! – Wouncie the Ghetto Hugh Hefner”
On the same page: “I update everyday at 12:00am. Yep, I stay busy !”
So, which is it? Does he update daily or weekly? Neither. The site has been around for more than 9 years. So if he updated daily there would be nearly 3500 videos. If he updated weekly there would be almost 500 videos. There are actually 186 videos on the site. None have dates, though, so I don’t know how long ago the last update was added.
This guy is REALLY full of himself:
“All these bitches regret doing this shit later……but I don’t give a FUCK!!! It’s 2-late-now-whore!!!!
“Below you will find some of the most frequently asked questions that I get emailed to me all the fucking time. Most of them are dumb, but hey … Niggas be emailing me asking me some Dumb Ass Shit! If you’re thinking about emailing me and the stupid shit you wanna ask is not listed below feel free to hit me up at the email link on the bottom of the page and your stupid question will probably get added to this list of other stupid ass questions.
There is a flashing offer saying “Now you get all this ASS for only $9.95″ but clicking on that just brings you to the regular join page with these prices:
$29.95/month recurring
$49.95/2 months recurring
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Wife Watch is an ezine (yeah I didn’t know they still existed either). For your membership fee you get access to a bunch of crap bundled together into a once monthly ‘issue’ instead of having the crap spread out in little bits throughout the month like regular crappy porn sites. Each issue includes 2 pictorials and the swinger of the month! Now, before you get all excited, each pictorial includes just 10-12 pictures. The rest is just crappy articles that read like 7th grade book reports:
“Oral sex is a real quickie if you don’t have much time to get off. It’s a very popular one though. You should know what to do here! And all you have to do is enjoy it.”
“Fisting is also very popular for both men and women. And even though it really is taboo to a lot of people it is still very popular. It is very pleasurable if done right and the curiosity of feeling one’s hand stretch a pussy or an ass wide is a turn on. You only have to think about it or visualize it to realize how turned on you can get.”
“Another fetish that some enjoy… male and female is the use of a strap-on. Ok, so it may not appear to be part of a fetish but some believe it is. Men and women enjoy strap-on pleasures and it is a huge turn on. It’s a curiosity that you should try one day with your partner.”
The last ‘issue’ of Wife Watch was back in Jan 2009, so don’t expect any new ones.
$7.95/month recurring
$19.95/3 months recurring
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Strawberry Sandy was a pretty awesome website in 2007. It had a lot of high resolution high quality photos of a very cute girl and a couple of her “friends.” Updates were frequent, she posted on her blog a lot and really interacted with her fans and members. Then, one day she stopped. The company that owns this site should just combine the content here with a mutli-girl site or something. The photos are really quite nice, but the whole concept behind most solo model sites really falls apart when the model is no longer an active participant.
As long as you understand what you are getting in to, this site is not a total ripoff. Just an overpriced almost rip off.
Price: 29.95 monthly.
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Austin Victoria is yet another standard looking porn model with her own website that started out decently a long time ago but then was abandoned and left to take money but give back nothing new.
The last update was in Feb 2006 and the amount of content inside includes a handful of boring photo sets taken mostly inside boring hotel rooms and you get 3 very short very low quality video clips.
The tour promises that you can email Austin and that she responds, but there is no email contact to be seen.
Austin, please take down your website.
Price: $19.95 Monthly
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I did a bit of searching around to see just who was behind this gem of a turd trying to pass itself off as a quality site. I found this on one of the webmasters other sites.
“The photographer lovingly known as “Afterglow” is one of the original and still one of the best Internet photographers specializing in girls, girls, girls.”
Really? he is going to claim to be one of the original AND best photographers specializing in girls on the Internet? Well I would have thought with so much experience he would at least have some decent photography to show for it. Still, he really fancies himself quite the expert, and has a page titled “Myths of Photography“ I think it is funny that despite many of the photographs on his site clearly being done with a digital camera, he somehow focuses on film on this page. I also get the feeling that this page is to somehow defend himself against the criticism he likely gets. I especially liked this part:
MYTH: “The photographer should never touch the model.”
TRUTH: Supposedly, touching a model is “unprofessional behavior.” For starters, photography is an art, not a profession. Doctors, attorneys, accountants: these people work in professions. They take other people’s lives, freedom, and wealth into their care. There is nothing comparable in photography, so any reference to photographers as “professionals” is metaphorical at best. I touch models all the time (I do a lot of photography, so “all the time” does not mean “all the time during a shoot,” it means more like “every few days or weeks”). I get permission before the shoot to touch them in reasonable ways and I demonstrate what I mean while they are still clothed. I’ve never had a model refuse me, so I don’t see what the problem is. Usually, all this involves is touching joints: wrists, elbows, knees, etc. Why do I need to touch the model? Because it can often be very difficult and time-consuming (not to mention frustrating) to fine-tune a pose strictly through verbal commands. Of course, I also promise to keep my hands off the most sensitive areas. Besides, I’ll tell you a little secret: I work with girls who are exhibitionists and thrill-seekers. They actually enjoy a little physical contact and the thought of what might happen if I misbehaved is part of the fun. If a girl shows any fear of being molested or any kind of touchiness during the initial interview, it usually means I won’t work with her. (This also includes those girls who insist on wanting their S.O. or a “friend” present during the shoot. What could be riskier than working with a girl who is actually expecting something to go wrong?)
He goes on to try and sell crappy books on how to recruit models and get them to spread their legs for you. The content inside is boring and although there is an ok number of photo sets, I don’t think there have been any updates in at least 5 years.
The tour claims you can join for only $9.95 a month. But actually it is $19.95 a month. I guess Afterglow’s math is about as good as his photography.
Visit Afterglow-Photo.com
“The My Private Glamour Galleries include high-quality glamour photographs of hot models nude, in bikinis and lingerie. My Private Glamour. Exceptional Glamour Photography.”
The only true part of this statement is that the models are nude, in bikinis and lingerie. Oh and the name of the website is true.
First, the models are not hot. When you choose to do glamour style photography, in order to make it ‘exceptional’ you need to start with beautiful women. Otherwise it ends up looking like some ugly girls went to Glamour Shots in the mall to have nude portraits taken. When you put garish trannie makeup and hair on an ugly girl and then put her in soft focus somehow it just emphasizes the ugliness. Basically most of the models are butters (as in everything looks good butter face).
I’m really not sure why they think their photography is high quality and exceptional. Their photoshop skills don’t seem to extend beyond surface blur, adding a soft focus effect, and upsetting the color balance to make skin more orange (I think they were trying to make them look more tan?).
And the last update? That was way back in Jan 2007.
$19.95/30 days recurring
$59.95/180 days non-recurring
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