ShockingMatures.com

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Feb 052010

Shocking Matures is pretty much full of hilarity in that the scenarios they present are just awful.

The common theme is an older woman (or a young woman wearing a bad wig and dressed up as an older woman) seduces a generally unwilling younger man. (See examples below)

There is a decent amount of content, the photo resolution and picture quality is good, the themes and subjects are not really sexy, but quite hilarious.

The main reason ShockingMatures.com gets to be on awfulporn is because they are trying to pull that all too common trick of keeping old content up and just adding current dates to it to make you think when you log in that it is frequently updated with fresh content, only to discover later that is not the case.

That makes it a rip off, and what is there is certainly not worth the price.

Price: $34.95 Monthly

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BashfulBrittany.com

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Feb 042010

“I now have nearly 5200 pictures, 15 journal entries and loads of other stuff” Wow 15 journal entries?! I’m sold! Where do I shell out the cash to read these amazing journal entries??

Actually it isn’t even 15 it’s really 13 lame journal entries. Here is the one entertaining journal entry:

“Have you ever had sex?? Well, have you??

OMG its like the craziest thing. There is so much you have to think about. Who is it with? When to do it? How to do it? What to do and not do when doing it? Protection, what about protection? Do you always use, do you make exceptions, and if you do, when, why, and for whom?? Its so damn hard. The reason I say all this is because I was talking with my boss the other day at work, and she was telling that back in her day, there was no HIV, you just had to worry about other diseases, but those were curable for the most part. So times were a a lot more free. Not nearly as many worries. Getting pregnant was about most girls biggest fears back then, and that was about it. She went on to tell about going out with friends from work, how they would go out drinking after work, then head back to a house, and party more. And every so often, someone would hook up just for fun, no real relationship, no worries, no nuttin’. Those must have been fun times!”

And the ‘loads of other stuff’? Yeah that doesn’t exist.

So, what do you get for your 23 bucks a month? You get to see 53 non-nude photo sets and a handful of bts video clips of 3 different photo shoots.

Yawn.

$22.99/30 days recurring

$39.95/90 days recurring

$39.95/90 days non-recurring

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MoreMilfs.com

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Feb 032010

MILF stands for Mother I’d Like to Fuck, not mother I’d LOATHE to fuck. This site has 107 crappy short videos featuring women of varying degrees of attractiveness. Some are decent, but others are downright hideous. Like the woman in the screen cap below who, coincidentally, was featured in photos on chubbybbw.com. Her video on More Milfs should be studied for what NOT to do when making a porno.

This site appears as though it hasn’t been updated in many years (though I cannot say for sure).

Given the small amount of content and the lack of updates $40 is a ridiculously high price to pay for this site.

$3.95/2 day trial (recurring at $39.95/30 days)

$39.95/30 days recurring

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PoonPros.com

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Feb 022010

“We invite you into the world’s fastest growing adult megasite packed full with high quality photos and crystal clear high definition videos of the worlds top adult models!” Hmmmm is it really a megasite with only 66 photosets and 26 videos??

“We keep our site updated weekly!” Well, the last update was in February 2009 so it hasn’t been updated in a year.

I think what’s going on here is they got a name that is similar to a very well known site and hoped to trade in on it. They probably hoped enough people would think this was porn pros and join before they realized it was just an imitation site. That’s just pathetic.

$39.87/30 days recurring

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MomsCallBoys.com

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Feb 012010

It’s pretty clear where all of the resources for MomsCallBoys went: the tour.

Clearly the least amount of resources went to the site design. While it is simple to navigate it is very plain and there are no thumbnails so you have to rely on poorly translated engrish descriptions to make your choices such as: “Boring housewife order guy to be fucked in every hole” or “This drunk book-keeper has a mange in her pussy. It’s so wild and horny that she can’t hold it anymore between her beautiful legs! There are two young guys to help all her holes out.”

Not much went to the porn, either. There is not much of it and it is all old and poor quality. They have stopped updating as well, so don’t expect anything new.

I think it’s funny that they advertise on their tour that they’ve been reviewed by 3 different review sites. Two of the sites gave terrible reviews and I couldn’t find them on the third one. Maybe they would like to add to their collection of bad reviews and link to awfulporn?

$9.95/3 day trial (recurring at $29.95/30days)

$29.95/30 days recurring

$59.95/90 days DIAMOND membership (no indication of what ‘diamond’ membership means)

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