SaharaGetsDirty.com

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Feb 122010

Sahara is sort of exotic and I’m always happy to see natural breasts in porn, but she seems to have neglected or even forgotten about her exclusive site. The tour claims they update 3 times a week, but the last update was back on 6/17/2009. And, since the site has been around since 2004 but has only 15 videos and 24 photo sets to show for it, I don’t think the ‘updates 3 times a week’ claim has ever been true.

The tour says she is 24 years old, but in the ‘about Sahara’ section they list her birthday as 4th feb 1975 so she actually just turned 35. I could see claiming she was a few years younger, but 11? And why even put her birthday if they’re just going to lie about it?

Other issues: some internal navigation buttons are broken, the “diary” is just a very poorly written one page mini bio, the site for the free mobile content for you phone or PDA is dead, and the webcam shows they talk about in the tour don’t exist.

If you are a fan of Sahara, save your money and google her. You’ll find a LOT more of her on all of the free sites than you will on her exclusive site.

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FreakMommas.com

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Feb 112010

“Freaky and going strong since 1996″ It looks like they haven’t changed their site design since then. The navigation is bad and there are all sorts of annoying flashy things circa the mid 90′s. Web site design has come a long way since 1996, but clearly the owners of this site want no part of it.

They make it seem like each girl has her own website when they say “get access to all the girls when you join one!”, but each girl’s “site” is just a photo gallery often with just a handful of sets. Some have decent quality photos while many are just terrible.

So, what sorts of women have “sites” inside the members area of Freak Mommas you wonder? See for yourself below.

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JenniferKorbin.com

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Feb 102010

Jennifer Korbin is an accomplished model and actress who has been in Playboy, Maxim, and numerous other publications.

Her website could almost be cool if she worked harder to keep it updated and interact with her fans, but it kind of fails at that. The news and updates section gives you a month/day for the date, but not a year. So it only eventually becomes apparent that most of what she is talking about happened years ago.

Content is pretty sparse and she has a little bit too much dedicated to her pets…

It is not clear but I think the last update was August 2009.

Price: $16.95 for the first month $14.95 each month after.

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KatieFey.com

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Feb 092010

I get the feeling that Katie Fey wanted to be a fashion model, but ended up doing porn instead. She doesn’t crack a smile even once–it’s all heavy lidded eyes and über pouty lips. She seems to be so caught up doing her model poses and putting on her model face that she often forgets the entire reason people pay money to see her site: they want to see her nekkid!

The main page is a minefield of links that take you to other pay sites that you have to sign up for. It’s hard to tell what is part of Katie Fey and what will take you to another site.

But, even if you don’t mind the minefield or think her pouty model face and weird fashion model wannabe poses are annoying, you’ll still be disappointed with the lack of new content since you paid a whopping 35 bucks to join and the site hasn’t been updated since 2008.

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Donut Porn?

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Feb 082010

Sometimes when looking at sites to review here on awful porn we decide against reviewing them for one reason or another. But, some of those sites still have porn that is too awful not to share with you. Here are some pics from one of those sites.

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AbsoluteAsians.com

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Feb 082010

What would you expect of a site called Absolute Asians? Especially a site that claims to have “The largest collection of asian content anywhere.”?

I suppose you would expect a lot of Asians! Well, this site has some Asians, but mostly this is just a site with a bunch of licensed crap that has nothing to do with Asians. Please view some of the examples below and let me know if you feel any of these photos belong on an Asian themed site.

Price: $29.91 monthly

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CreamPieX.com

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Feb 072010

This site has only 22 videos and accompanying photosets. And it hasn’t been updated since 2005. There isn’t really much else to say about it–those numbers kinda speak for themselves.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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PerfectPaz.com

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Feb 062010

Paz is a very pretty girl, but her website is far from perfect. The tour says: “Additional member benefits, email, text” and “Bonus content access to multiple websites”. Yeah these things don’t exist. The only thing in the members area are her photos. That’s it. No videos, no forums, no webcams, no email, no texting, no bonus content, no access to multiple other websites. There isn’t even a support link or email address if you’re having problems with the site.

Also typical of awful porn sites they lie about her age: “Puffy 19 year old boobs”. Well, she didn’t take her top off until the 6 newest sets where she was 24, not 19. And those were added almost 2 years ago, so don’t count on any more updates.

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