This site is a joke. There are just 24 shitty movies–some are broken while some are actually recorded from vhs tapes. There are 19 photo sets of video shoots. While the high pic # they boast about in the tour is probably correct, it is artificially inflated by including 30 slightly different versions of the same picture that should have been narrowed down to 1 or 2.

The last update was more than 4 years ago so I think it’s safe to say there won’t be any more new content.

$4.95/2 days (rebills at $34.95/30 days)

$24.95/30 days recurring

$59.95/90 days recurring

Visit redasses.com then come back and tlell us how awful it is!

Well not much to say here.  Youngporn.com is owned by the same people from our Aboslute Anal review and Absolute Asians review.

And in case you don’t know what that means.   It means you get the same giant steaming pile of random crap that is inside those sites for $39.21

This company sucks.  I hope they don’t have many more of these shitty sites.

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Join now and you’ll get free access to one of the largest online picture databases. Containing only the hottest ass oriented pics you ever wanted to see. If it “ain’t” here, you’ll not find it anywhere. The photo section is totally dedicated to those who just love asses and anal sex.

Really? I find that interesting , because the members section is actually the exact same site as we saw in our Absolute Asians review.

So that means that you will get a few anal pics and videos and then a giant assortment of crap.

I also like how they plaster FREE all over their tour.  Yet they are playing that old dirty trick that got the adult biz in so much trouble years ago.  Lure people in with the promise of free porn, then bill their card for $39.21 if they do not cancel fast enough.  Now, canceling a trial subscription from a reputable processor like ccbill or epoch is easy.  You just go to their site yourself and cancel instantly.  But AbsoluteAnal.com does not use a billing processor I have ever heard of, nor do they have any sort of visible information on how you might cancel your trial.

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Don has some naughty models.  Don has some cute models. Don only has 23 models. Don has some shitty photography.

Don lies when he says he updates bi weekly.  Don lies when he says you get access to 50 bonus sites. Don has not updated since 2003.

Don thinks that $39.95 a month is reasonable for his crappy site.

Fuck you, Don.

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There are only a few things that I can say about this site, mostly I will just let the images speak for themselves.

If you are a fan of frankentitties, Rhiannon, or giant fake lips, then you will probably like this site (aside from the fact that Rhiannon has not done any new sets in many years and the videos are of horrible low res quality).

If you are not a fan of frankentitties, or giant fake lips, we strongly urge you not to scroll down any more, because not only do Rhiannon’s obscenely large breasts define the term frankentitties, the site also contains many other models with equally scary breasts. I don’t know if these are plastic surgery implant disasters or if it is just impossible to make them look good when going this large. Regardless, I am having bad dreams for a while.

Price: $19.95 monthly

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VisitApril.com is a site dedicated to porn star April Flowers.  Aside from being a generally crappy site that hasn’t been updated since 2004, it completely rips you off by just pulling all the content from a free site.

That is right,  For $29.95 a month you get access to everything you see here . Go ahead and check it out, it’s free.  No need to pay $29.95

In over a year and a half of operation this site has just 8 photosets and 16 videos. ‘Nuff said.

$19.95/30 days non-recurring

$24.95/31 days non-recurring (wonder if any morons choose this option?)

Visit justmarian.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

AFew4U stands for: America’s Finest Ethnic Women 4 U. When did the term ethnic change to mean only black?

This site is pretty terrible. There are just 17 videos and they are crappy bts footage of some crappy photo shoots. There are no thumbnails, only an index of photos and videos. The photosets are in reverse order: they start out with the least amount of clothing then end clothed. And a lot of the photos look like they were taken by a moonlighting Sears portrait studio ‘photographer’ that shot the models in the studio after hours–complete with the cheesy cloth backdrops and silly props. The tour gives no indication that the site is almost entirely non-nude. I only found a few photosets in the archives that show nipples and that’s as far as they go. And of course, the last update was back on 7/21/2008.

$7.99/3 day trial (recurring at $9.99/30 days)

$8.99/3 day trial (recurring at $9.99/30 days)–no reason given for 2 different prices on the trial

$12.99/30 days (recurring at $9.99/30 days)

$24.99/90 days non-recurring

Visit afew4u.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!