OldManOffice.com

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Feb 282010

I visited this site a while back and while the porn was certainly bad I decided not to review it at the time because it appeared as though the site was updated very regularly. Well, on my return visit I was greeted with the same bad porn as the first visit, but the dates were changed to make it look like they updated yesterday with new updates every 3 days. I hate porn sites that lie.

The site features silly implausible scenarios with old men and young ‘office girls’. See some of the pics below. There are only 16 videos and they are broken up into little clips.

What’s up with the name anyway? Old Man Office sounds incredibly dull. Oh, wait–this site IS incredibly dull so I suppose the name fits.

$7.95/3 days (rebills at $34.95/30 days)

$34.95/30 days recurring

$59.95/90 days non-recurring

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SimoneFox.com

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Feb 272010


“I have huge tits as you can see, 52 JJJ but most guys simply cannot handle these mega sized boobs of mine!”

I always find it funny when big women try to act like men can’t handle them, when it’s usually that they just don’t want to. I don’t blame them one bit after looking at this site. The photography is pretty awful and not even a little bit flattering to her figure.

The tour says there are weekly updates, but the last update was 8/3 (no year). The ‘my friends’ button just takes you to a photoset from the gallery of her with another large black model. And I am pretty sure she has stopped doing webcam shows.

There does seem to be quite a bit of content, but I personally prefer quality over quantity. I think the pictures below speak for themselves.

$24.90/30 days recurring

$49.80/90 days non-recurring

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ChubbysnMatures.com

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Feb 262010

After looking around this site for a bit, NaughtyLibrarian noticed that most of the content was the same as her previous review of ChubbyBBW.com

It is not 100% the same site, but mostly.  You can count on a pile of crappy mis-categorized content (Like girls who are not mature or chubby) and a bunch of broken stuff that hasn’t been updated in forever.

But maybe you like that sort of thing and think $29.95 a month is a fair price to pay.

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SydneeSteele.com

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Feb 252010

Sydnee Steele appeared in about 300 films before retiring in 2005. She stopped updating her site the year before she retired.

The live video button just takes you to a list of cam sites. The auctions link is broken. The movies are broken. The only things that work on the site are the old journal entries and the photos.

$29.95/month recurring

While it appears that the site is still accepting payment, I discovered that you actually don’t even need a password to enter the members area.

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BorderBombshells.com

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Feb 242010

20 videos. No pictures, no other features. Last updated in 2006. There’s not much else I can say about this rip off of a site.

$4.95/2 day trial (rebills at $34.95/30 days)

$24.95/30 days recurring

$59.95/90 days (does not specify if recurring or non-recurring)

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GirlKnights.com

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Feb 232010

Chain mail has not been widely used since the 13th century. The US flag was adopted in 1777 (the original 13 star version). So, that makes the combination of the two in this picture officially stupid.

The rest of this site isn’t much better. The costumes and props are pretty terrible and get reused in every single photo set and video. One male “knight” wears full body armor and……red velvet booties?!

For some reason many of the men on the site seem to have, ahem, performance issues. It is exaggerated with the abundance of swords, knives and plate armor in every scene.

The last update was back on 2/20/2007. With the ridiculously high price of 40 bucks a month they need to either update regularly or reduce the price by a LOT.

$14.95/7 days (recurring at $39.95/30 days)

$39.95/30 days recurring

$59.95/90 days non-recurring

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VintagePeepShow.com

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Feb 222010

I am not sure what’s going on here……the name of this site and the home page lead you to believe this site has“Tons of XXX Retro Pics!” But, when you log into the members area it is the same as Classic-Peep : “Space Amazones The Spacey Site With Tons of Hardcore Porn”. There are no retro pics, only a handful of crappy early 90′s pic sets of girls in vinyl and sparkly makeup.

I’m pretty sure if you’re interested in vintage peep shows and retro porn, then you will find the content of this site to be ridiculous and not at all sexy.

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TitsBlitz.com

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Feb 212010

“Tits Blitz is packed with natural big breasted girls” Well, I saw more than one pair of tits that were definitely not natural (see below). And packed? Hardly.

In more than 3 years this site has posted a whopping 18 videos. That’s less than 6 videos a year on average–one every 2 months if you’re lucky. The tour promises “A new movie is added every week.” If that were true then the site would have well over 150 videos by now. So, it’s no surprise that the ‘upcoming updates’ section is blank.

$4.95/2 day trial (rebills at $24.95/30 days)

$24.95/30 days recurring

$59.95/90 days recurring

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"Natural breasts"? No way.

"Natural breasts"? No way.

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