Lesbo 101 has an ok amount of lesbian videos, but they are all broken up into little clips that you have to download separately. And the ‘pictures’ section contains a surprising number of cocks. Even though their target audience is most likely men who fantasise about lesbians, cocks just don’t belong on a lesbian website. Some men don’t want to look at them and that’s why they like lesbian porn, and I’m sure the lesbians looking at lesbian porn have no interest in seeing a bunch of hard cocks, either.

The last update was over 2 years ago, so don’t count on seeing anything new here (lesbian or otherwise).

$4.95/3 days

$29.95/30 days

$69.95/90 days

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Hey, those aren't lesbians......

Hey, those aren't lesbians......

No lesbians here either!

No lesbians here either!

This site was updated regularly on the 1st and the 15th of every month for a year and a half. Then the updates stopped abruptly. The site contains only 40 photo sets and 2 videos.

$28.60/30 days recurring

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Somebody failed sex ed!

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*Disclaimer: The above is for entertainment purposes and any text within should not be interpreted as fact

For 30 bucks a month you get access to TONS of content. Unfortunately, you can probably find at least 95% of the content elsewhere for free. The photos are a joke. They consist of these types:

  • Fully clothed typical paparazzi shots that they try to put some mildly scandalous spin on (In one of these photos you can kinda see that her nipples are hard! *gasp* You mean celebrities are anatomically correct?!)
  • Paparazzi shots that are so long range and blurry that you can’t even tell if it is a celebrity or not.
  • Photos published in popular magazines.
  • Photos from Victoria’s Secret catalogues.
  • Obvious fakes. (See “Britney Spears in bathtub” below)
  • Badly photoshopped photos that have been proven to be fake. (See Paris Hilton photos below)

The videos section is just clips from hollywood movies that show nudity. The sex tapes section has poor quality videos that are all over the internet already. Some seem to be broken.

This site is barely even worth the $1 for the 3 day trial.

$1/3 day trial

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"Britney Spears" in bathtub. We're supposed to believe that a chart topping pop star would own a home (or stay in a hotel) that had a STANDARD SIZE bathtub?

"Britney Spears" in bathtub. We're supposed to believe that a chart topping pop star would own a home (or stay in a hotel) that had a STANDARD SIZE bathtub?

Ashley could have had a decent site if she had continued with the updates. She posted in her blog every week, seemed to have regular photo and video updates, and the quality was decent. But then 2 years ago she just disappeared. She should have taken her site with her.

$24.95/30 days recurring

$59.95/90 days non-recurring

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I was kind of torn in reviewing this website because there is a lot of content on the site. It has been on line since 2000, and Mercy seems like she was pretty active and had a lot of fans for a while. But in recent years the updates have gotten quite scarce and Mercy seems to have gotten pretty whiny and bitter which irritated me enough to post about it here.

Here are some quotes from her Diary. Please, let me know if they inspire you to become a fan or sign up for her site.

I just will never understand why guys who call themselves “fans” of mine who try to set up appts to meet me for a private shoot then never follow through.

for fans just wanting to donate something to my Pay Pal account to help me out. I’d say one out of every 10 fans who email me about wanting to help out come through….I just don’t get it.

When it comes to appts from now on, I’m going to require a deposit of a small fee before I will go back and forth with emails, I think that is only fair….don’t you?

Yes, I’m still struggling, yes I’m looking VERY hard for a job….but I’m doing that along with millions of others. I KNOW something good will come up for me soon, I have a great attitude so I know it will. Now if a lot of you “fans” would really just help me out and stop wasting my time, it would be a lot better! I still love you…most of you!

Wow, Mercy. You are kind of a bitch. You know, these guys are not professional photographers. They are guys who are lonely and shy and fantasize about you. When they realize they are going to be face to face with you, they are probably intimidated.  There is a whole number of reasons why they might get cold feet and back out. You are used to meeting strange dudes and getting naked. They are probably not all used to such a situation.

Some of your fans probably really do want to help out. And many are probably in the same situation as you. Maybe they can not actually spare the money they would like to donate But to expect people to give you extra money to support your jobless self for the privilege of being your fan is a bit much.

The economy has affected us all…and I am one of those most affected by it. Last year I was retiring, now I literally can’t afford to. I am now available again for private shoots and any kind of adult work. You can always contact me at merciless68@Hotmail.com I’m sorry it’s been so long since I’ve posted on here, but I wanted to tell you guys what I’ve been going through and hopefully, some of you will be able to help me out after giving you all 9 yrs of pleasure. But like many in this great nation of ours…I have fallen on hard times. I lost
my home of 25 yrs in Los Angeles just 8 months ago. I had to either sell off
most of my possessions, or sadly enough, had to leave most behind because others
also couldn’t afford to buy my family antique heirlooms.

I was hoping that some of you might find that after 9 yrs of giving you
pleasure, that you might be able to find it in your hearts to give a bit back to
me. I’m not asking for any exhorbitant amounts. I know I sent out the email
about the Sugar Daddy thing a few days ago and I got some great
responses..nothing solid yet.

Yeah, a lot of people are in hard times. Yeah, a lot of people can not afford to buy your family antique heirlooms. And for some reason you think that after “retiring” and not really updating your site you can just come back and ask people for money? Why don’t you just go panhandle on a street corner?

Maybe I am being a bit harsh. But running an adult site is a business. If your business fails and you have to resort to begging your members and fans for money, then it is time to close down and move on. Shoot, at least offer something special in exchange for a donation. Give people a reason to help you out. Begging for money over and over and complaining that not enough people are giving you money or coming though is just pathetic and unattractive.

Price: $4.95 3 day trial

$19.95 monthly.

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Staci Plays is just blah, blah, blah. Blah site design, blah model, blah photography. There are only 34 blah photosets and she never shows her naughty bits–which of course was not disclosed in the tour. It says you get to see her topless, but if she’s always covering herself with her hands or hair or whatever then that’s a false claim.

Aside from the blah photos, everything else on the site is broken.

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$21.95/31 days non-recurring

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ManHandledMILFS.com is dead!

Another terrible porn site killed by Awful Porn to make the Internet a better place!

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I am starting to really get sick of the over use and abuse of the term “MILF.”

Being a mother does not automatically make you a MILF, and being and older woman does not automatically make you a MILF. Just like being fat does not automatically make you a BBW. Also, being a porn star or a stripper reaching the end of your viable career does not automatically make you a MILF. Fake tits and a fake tan really do not look that great after a certain age. The term MILF should not even be used in porn at all. It’s something you say when you are out with your buddies and you see an attractive older woman.

You know what else I am getting sick of? The fact that it is fucking 2010 and I STILL have to download movies that have been broken down into a million 1 or 2 minute clips. Can you imagine trying to watch LOST while being interrupted every minute by another minute of commercials? Would that be enjoyable? Probably not. So why the fuck do these pornographers think we like stopping our “enjoyment” of a porno every minute to download another minute?

There are an OK number of movies on this site, but not many featuring older attractive women and all of them are broken up into a bunch of little clips making it impossible to just sit back and enjoy your porn unless you download everything you want first and then make a playlist or use software to join the clips together.

Also, if you want to join this crappy site you have to shell out almost $40. Why would anyone choose to pay for this when they could pay for a good porn site and spend less money? To be fair, they do offer a free membership. But you get what you pay for, the free signup only takes you as far as the page where you have to pay money.

Price: $39.95 Monthly.

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