I knew that this was going to be a good one as soon as I saw the homepage.

It starts off of course claiming they are the most unique site on the net and contains 10,000’s of images.
The English seemed a bit off, but I was in no way prepared for the Engrish that would greet me in the actual comics inside.

If anyone would like to explain, please feel free.

The rest of the site left me really grasping for words.. I can’t really describe what you see in the members area so below are a few more examples.

As for there being 10,000’s of images.
Yeah, that is not true.
There is some better looking content such as some images from famous pinup artist Olivia. But, you can see those for free anywhere.

There is not really any indication of how often this site is updated and overall the content is… not sexy.
So very much not worth the price.

Price: $34.95 Monthly.

Click here to visit AllPornComics.com

Sherri Angel is a very pretty girl with a very shitty website.

Now, I know you might take a look and want to disagree.  The tour looks really nice and Sherri is quite cute.  I know it is tempting to pull out your credit card.  Trust me.  It is not worth it.

The site was last updated in Jan 2007 and all the photo sets are completely broken.  All you get for $29.95 is 6 videos.

Ok, maybe if you have some sort of fetish for getting ripped off this site is for you.

Enjoy.

Click here to visit Sherri-Angel.com

Mary Jane has a secret.

She would like you to think that her secret is that her friends and family do not know about this website and that she hopes they do not find out.

Well, AwfulPorn.com is here to expose her REAL secrets.

• The secret forum where she spends her sleepless nights is so secret that it does not exist.
• The webcam shows she promises are coming in a few weeks is actually a 5 year old lie.
• The various photo sets referred to in the tour are all completely gone in the members area.  That is right.. You will find no photos inside.
• The site has not been updated since 2006
• The customer support button in the members area leads to an expired website.  So, if you want to complain that MaryJane’s secret is built on lies and broken promises, too bad.

There are two features that work on this site.  1: The few videos that are inside.  2: The part that charges your card $26.95.

Click here to visit MaryJanesSecret.com

Sexy Lora is a sexy girl from Argentina.

How sexy is she? Well you may have a bit of trouble finding out because after you pay $26.95 to enter the site, you will find all the photo sets are broken.

The videos work, but there are not very many.

Oh, and the last update was in 2005

Click here to visit Sexy-Lora.com

Teresa Scott is a standard looking but rather attractive blond model who has a very old and outdated website.

Her last update appears to have been in December 2006.  Her members section has a lot of low resolution photos that go nicely with the eye hurting design and frustrating navigation.

The most irritating part is how small most of the photos are, especially when you view the exif data and see that the photo was originally taken in high resolution but for some reason wanted to keep everything low res.

I guess Teresa isn’t kidding when she says this site is best viewed in 800×600 resolution.

Price: $29.95 Monthly

Click here to visit TeresaScott.org

Cumisha Amado started her porn career in 1990. By the time she started her website in 1999 I would say her career was pretty much over. However, she kept going for a good stretch making appearances, shooting random stuff and updating her site until about 2007 when her last entry is in the “news” section is.

The content is typical of most old websites. 29 sets of low resolution low quality photos and tiny crappy videos. Even the videos labeled “DSL / Cable” are super small and you can barely see what is going on.

The best part about this site that makes it so awful is all the charming things that people got to experience back in the day.  The handy netscape navigator link, the awful sound of a voice speaking to you with no way to stop it on various pages, and all sorts of annoying animations and sounds. At the bottom of each page it says that the website was designed by MK MultiMedia You should really check out their website to see their horrible intro and sales pitches on all the shitty animations they were trying sell people a decade ago. (Maybe they still are?)

Cumisha, It is time to say goodbye. Please end your site.
Price: $29.95 Monthly

Click here to visit CumishasWeb.com

Did grandpa run out of viagra? Because his whole site is broken. You can log into the members area, but the photo galleries are broken, the video galleries are broken, the featured girls section is broken, the bonus content section is broken, etc. You cannot see any content anywhere on the site.

$1.98/2 day trial

$29.95/30 days recurring

$39.95/30 days non-recurring

$59.95/90 days recurring

Visit fuckmegrandpa.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Amber does indeed have a tiny ass (and cute tiny tits to go with it). But, her site also has a tiny amount of content coupled with a huge price tag. There are only 15 photo sets and 7 video scenarios of Amber (broken up into tiny segments of less than a minute).  The rest is just licensed content. I think that if people are going to shell out 40 BUCKS A MONTH for your site you need to have at least 10-20 times the amount of original content this site has. For 40 bucks a month you shouldn’t be able to go through everything in one afternoon.

$4.95/3 day trial (recurring at $39.99/month)

$39.99/month recurring

Visit amberstinyass.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!