Nicole Moore was lucky enough to have her site designed by the same horrible abomination of a web design company that did Cumisha’s Web.

Yep, you are greeted with audio clips you can not turn off and annoying ugly animations everywhere you go. You also get to experience a wonderful “space” theme as Nicole welcomes you to “her galaxy.”

Nicole got a lot of attention from Howard Stern and others early on because she offered a nude house painting service. Yes, for only $500 + $45 per square foot she will fuck up your walls like this.

That’s not all that Nicole offers on her site. For a “nominal fee” you can star in your very own porno with Nicole! That’s right. Nicole isn’t like other snobby porn stars that will only work with other professionals. She will shoot a movie with any random Joe off the street with enough $ to pay for……wait. This sounds kinda close to prostitution. Then you see this nice disclaimer:

THIS IS NOT TO BE CONSIDERED SOLICITATION OF SEX OR PROSTITUTION IN ANY WAY.   THIS IS A BUSINESS AGREEMENT BETWEEN BOTH PARTIES TO PERFORM WHILE MAKING A VIDEO.

Really? A business agreement? Will the video appear on Nicole’s website? No. Will it appear on a website owned by the guy paying for it? No, because the guy is not a pornographer.

Well let’s say you want to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume it really is pay for performance and not pay for sex. Well, then you can go on to the ESCORTING button on her site.

You can hire Nicole Moore to go on a date with you! Only $1000 per hour, $8000 per night, $14,000 for a weekend or $25,000 per week!

What do you think you will be doing all week if you give her 25 grand? I am sure not just hanging out and watching tv. Personally, I think that prostitution should be legalized. I don’t have a moral problem with it. But, prostitution is currently illegal and when prostitutes try to come off as porn stars (or porn stars cross over into prostitution) it creates problems for the industry as a whole. Conservatives work harder to regulate and shut down porn and it is easy to do if they can pull up a porn site and show everyone it is only a front for prostitution.

It also gives people the false impression that ANY woman who is naked on the Internet will fuck you if you give her money.

Now, let’s say that you are a big fan of Nicole Moore anyway and you don’t care if she is a whore. Her site is still not the place to go. All you get is access to about a dozen shitty videos and a wallpaper inside.

$29.95 a month

Click here to visit NicoleMoore.net

One Response to “NicoleMoore.net”

  1. I have seen her bang the most disgusting vermin imaginable while unprotected. I will marry her!

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