Jan 072010
Cynical Angel looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet. Her main picture in the tour is like a glamour shot compared to the rest of her terrible photos. Aside from her unappealing skanky trailer trash look, the tour promises things that the site doesn’t deliver (as usual).
“Bonus content in my feature area” I could not find a ‘feature’ area.
“Over 500 videos inside” The videos section has 168 (low quality) videos, not 500+.
“Thousands of my personal photos and stories” Well, the ‘stories’ section is just links to other pay sites and you can see how great the photos are from the samples below (and some galleries and/or pictures are broken).
$24.95/30 days (recurring)
Visit cynicalangel.com then come back and tell us how awful it is! 
- WTF?









Damn! That must be one worn out, dried up pussy if she has to use Vaseline for lube (first pic)!!
She looks like a strung out, 120 year old Iggy Pop with a vagina… *shudders*
Not that I really enjoy looking at Iggy Pop, but I will never look at him the same way again.
Thanks a lot.