Nikki Park is a cute Asian model with a flashy tour that depicts all sorts of hardcore boy/girl sex. Which is kind of funny because once you get inside there is only 1 blowjob video and one boy/girl photo set.

It seems much of what you see in the tour does not exist inside. I also find it kind of funny that the tour says “My site is very new and I’d really like some members.” The site actually seems to have been around since at least 2003 and one of her last blog posts was in 2004 when she mentions going to see Shaun of the Dead in the theater. Also, the last message she posted in her Yahoo group was in 2004.

All the “updates” (with broken thumbnails) are dated very recently, but I am very suspicious of these dates given that there is nothing else to suggest Nikki is actively making new content for her site. The forums also do not work, neither do the “features” whatever that is supposed to be.

It’s too bad that Nikki’s site ended up this way. She appears to have been a fun girl who actively participated in her site and tried to make it fun for her members… but then just disappeared. I think it is time for her website to do the same.

Price: $19.95 Monthly

Click here to visit NikkiPark.com

Wifes Dream uses the same stupid story for all of the pic sets and videos on the site: housewife calls handymen to have them come fix something that isn’t broken, answers door wearing a robe, fucks both handymen, husband comes home “unexpectedly” and discovers his wife banging the handymen, then says “what the hell?” and joins them.

Now, if this ridiculous story had been used in one or two sets it might have been ok, but they use the same eye roll-inducing story for every photo set and video on the site. Not only that, but one of the handymen has one of the stupidest beards I’ve ever seen. Another looks like a combination of a gay construction worker and an 8 year old boy’s idea of a construction worker with a chain wrapped from his neck down and around his waist. And another silly decorative chain around just his waist. He also wears only a black leather pouch thong under his white jumpsuit.

Too bad the handymen couldn’t do something useful and fix the broken photos in some of the sets.

Don’t count on any updates to this stupid site, either. The only thing on the news page is dated May 24, 2005 and says “site has been opened!”

Price:

$29.95/30 days recurring

$59.95/90 days non-recurring

Click here to visit wifesdream.com and tell us how awful it is!

Wonder Tracy has “Massive ALL NATURAL 44 GGG boobs.”

Which is an amazing feat for an obese woman. I find it kind of funny that the tour only really shows off her tits, by cropping or using the right kind of angles. However, once you sign up you get to see Wonder Tracy’s wonder gut. Now if you, like most people, knew that massive all natural 44 GGG boobs generally come with a massive woman and you like that sort of thing, you will still be disappointed. It looks like the site has not been updated in quite a while despite claiming to be updated weekly and there are just a handful of photo sets and videos.

Oh, and the navigation sucks. Really bad.

Price:  $24.99 Monthly.

Click here to visit WonderTracy.com

"Chunky Ass"

Hefty Hips “aims to present women with large booty in the sexy way that they should be shown in. all models are 50 inches and more around the hips.” To the right is one of the 30 pictures on the site. There are 10 models with 3 pictures each. Oh, and one video clip of less than a minute.

The hips are definitely hefty, but the amount of content is very slight.

This site is beyond awful.

Price: $10/30 days recurring

Visit heftyhips.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Have you ever fantasized about an exotic Egyptian beauty?

I bet she looked nothing like this.

I feel like, if you are going to be called an Egyption Beauty, you should at least try a little bit to look sort of attractive. Also, I think it would be a good idea to fuck some better looking and perhaps younger dudes. At least she knows how to eat a dick. (Scroll down)

You might wonder why EgyptBeauty does porn.

Well her bio says this.

I am not doing this website to gain fame or fortune.  I am doing this to have the financial capability to help as many needy people as I can.  There are people suffering day after day and homeless people with nothing but the clothes on their backs.  There are many people suffering so badly and it hurts my heart to see so much misery and sadness existing around the world.

I stand proudly by all that I provide throughout my website.  In the end, only God will judge me for my actions here on earth.  I will do my very best to provide excellent, enjoyable entertainment for you.  Those of you who choose to become a member will be helping the life of someone who had no hope for their future.  Through me, many sad faces will soon smile – and yours as well (*wink)

Really? She is doing it to help the homeless and suffering people? Right. I just hope she does not feed them her used bananas.

EgyptBeauty28 has a shitty and frustrating navigation system where when you want to view a photo, you scroll all the way to the right, select the photo, and then scroll all the way back to the left to view the photo you selected.

And if the shitty navigation is not enough to drive you crazy, then the complicated membership system will piss you off even more.  EgyptBeauty28.com is the site for photos and it costs $29.95 a month to view. If you want to see her videos you have to go to EgyptBeauty.com which is $29.95 unless you sign up from within the members area of EgyptBeauty28 in which case you only have to pay an extra $9.95. But that is not all! If you want a premium membership which grants you access to ALL her videos, then you need to pay $39.95.

Got that?

Oh, and don’t expect anything new. EgyptBeauty28.com has not been updated since 2003 and EgyptBeauty.com has not been updated since 2005.

I guess not enough people were interested in helping her feed the homeless some bananas.

Click here to visit EgyptBeauty28.com

“What is an erotic-massage?

In an erotic-massage, the sensations are primarily sensuous, playful and arousing. It may also incorporate other “tools of pleasure” to provide full-body stimulation concluding in that special sigh of absolute relaxation! I believe touch, affection, and tension relief of all kinds to be immensely important to health and well-being.”

Spoken like a true Craigslist hooker! Except she has her own website with a bit of porn thrown in, so it’s not just a list of services. But, she has her phone number front and center on the main page along with pages describing sessions, client reviews, a contact page, and a travel schedule. There are a lot more pages on the site dedicated to her ‘private sessions’ than there is porn. There are a measly 15 photo sets and 14 short video clips.

Some of the photos are broken. I clicked on a tasteful black and white thumbnail of a woman and it took me to a close-up of a cock and balls squeezed into a black leather cock ring.

It appears the site has been around for some time and she’s only managed a handful of photos and videos. Don’t hold your breath for any new updates.

$19.95/30 days recurring

$29.95/60 days recurring

Click here to visit Jennadea.com.

It did not take too long to see what a rip off this website is.

The home page advertises 4045 lesbians and 6785 videos

Actually inside there are 33 videos.

There must be some math I am missing here.

Price: 29.95 Monthly

Click here to visit LickaLicka.com

“Angels of Porn has the hugest selection of porn on the internet.”

I get tired of every site claiming to have the most, biggest, hottest, sluttiest, horniest, sexiest, dirtiest, fattest, skinniest, best, hugest, freakiest, WHATEVER. Angels of Porn has 149 angels with one movie each, and I could only find a couple that had pics. But, Youporn has about 25,000 videos (just a random example). Clearly, Angels of Porn does not even come close to having ‘the hugest selection of porn on the internet.’

“A NEW MOVIE ADDED EVERY WEEK”

The last new movie was added 11/07. It’s been more than 2 years since they put new content on the site, so I think it’s safe to assume there will be no new updates.

$2.95 for instant access/$29.91 for instant access (no # of days access mentioned for either–wtf?)

$59.95 for 3 months access

Visit AngelsOfPorn.net then tell us how awful it is!