Fat Horny Wives is another one of those sites that just picks a theme then fills the site with a bunch of random, crappy, terrible licensed porn from the 90’s that may, or may not have anything to do with the theme of the site. True, there are some pretty fat women on the site, but then again there are also an oddly large amount of pictures of thin girls shoving random things up their cooters (and elsewhere).
$8.90/3 day trial (including processing fee)
$31.90/month (including processing fee)
Please visit fathornywives.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!
I was a little surprised when I found LittleMutt.com because I had never heard of them. It was quite a treat to explore their website and see a huge collection (110 gigs!) of high quality exclusive photos and videos they have amassed since 2002. Not only is the content of excellent quality, but the models are quite exceptional. All of them are very natural and pretty, I don’t think I saw fake breasts anywhere. I also noticed that most of the models I have never seen anywhere else. We look at an incredible amount of porn on a daily basis in order to update this site. So you can trust me when I say that this content really is exclusive.
The navigation makes it very easy to get around their massive collection. Of course there is the standard sorting by model name, solo, girl/girl, and boy/girl. But you can also look for breast size, freckles, braces, glasses, eye color, and any number of other features.
We know all too well how many sites like to put up a flashy tour to get you to join up only to find that the members area does not deliver. This is not the case with LittleMutt.com. The tour is essentially the members area. You can see a listing of all the models and content. You just can not view the actual videos and photo sets unless you have a password.
Another nice feature is that members can download their favorite photo sets in zip format for offline viewing later.
One final thing that really impressed me. When I went to check out their affiliate program for webmasters who want to promote the site. I found this statement.
Whether you use our FHGs or build your own galleries or pages, our models may not be described using terms like “sluts,” “whores,” “bitches,” or other euphemism for prostitute. Our models must be presented and described respectfully.
And this mission statement in the tour.
OUR MISSION: We love porn. We think that most porn is a healthy expression of sexuality in our society. We do not debase women nor are we misogynistic. We love women and what women do for each other and us. We are dedicated to women and good sex. We will always strive to bring you the best porn you’ve ever seen.
This is very refreshing to me as someone who has been in the industry for a decade. I don’t have a problem with people who want to market themselves as sluts if it is their choice. But I have a problem with the tendency for people to call ALL women who choose to express their sexuality on the Internet as sluts. People go out of their way to try and shame the very women who they claim to enjoy seeing. I have seen many beautiful and interesting women stop modeling because of how harshly they are treated by others for their choice. It is good to see a fellow industry webmaster portraying models respectfully and protecting their image.
LittleMutt.com is a truly impressive site run by respectable people and it is clear that they work very hard to provide the best quality for their members.
Price: $19.95 Monthly
A few video and photo samples are below, click them to visit LittleMutt.com
Ahh the early 90’s. The days when men wore pleated pants, printed sweaters and tighty-whitey’s. I don’t miss those days at all!
Pictures from slutuniversity.com
Dirty Honey claims “I’m a 19 yr old slut who craves sex 24 hours a day”.
Despite the tour claiming new pics and vids every week, the pics haven’t been updated for 8 months and the videos haven’t been updated for 3 months.
The tour also claims there are “THOUSANDS OF NAUGHTY PICTURES”, but who cares when the pic count has clearly been artificially inflated by having 40 pics of the exact same pose in a set or by including blurry or weird shots that anyone with eyes would immediately toss out?!
There are a whopping 12 posts in her forum and the last one from her was in April 2009.
If Dirty Honey has stopped being active on her site and stopped updating, then she should either drastically reduce the membership price or just take the site offline.
(about 40 pics identical to this one on the site)
$34.99/month recurring
Visit dirtyhoney.com
For $39.95 you only get access to a single page of links. Seriously. There are NO videos anywhere on this site. Clicking on a video title takes you to a pay-per-minute video download site. So, in order to see the videos that are in the tour you have to pay TWICE, despite the tour claiming “NO HIDDEN FEES OR EXTRA CHARGES”. Clicking on pictures only takes you to other pay sites that you have to sign up and pay for.
To say this site is a rip off would be a lie–this is theft, plain and simple.
Visit Trashyvideo.com
What is 3rd Art? I am not sure. I do know what 3D art is. And I think that is what this site is supposed to be about.
The site features photos and videos of CGI models with large breasts in a variety of settings and stories. I think that maybe this might have been kinda cool in the 90’s, but whoever is behind this site seems to have not really improved his skills very much over the years. Most of the models look really creepy. And I am not talking about uncanny valley. It’s just crap.
In looking at the site, I wondered if they use some of the stuff featured on awfulporn for ideas. The site does have a lot of content, and it has been updated almost monthly for a long time. I just don’t get why anyone might get off on this sort of thing.
Price: $19.00 for the first month – $10 each month after.
Click here to visit 3rd-Art.com
“Over 100,000 sizzling images of cum drenched sperm sucking sluts!”
Well, I’m not sure about the accuracy of the number, but sizzling? No. Cum drenched? Perhaps dribbled with Elmer’s glue….. And sperm sucking sluts? Maybe in their private lives, but all I saw on Vanilla Tears was a bunch of random licensed crappy, bland early 90’s porn.
This site is just another example of the tour being a complete lie from what you will find in the members section of the site once you enter your credit card information.
Clicking on ‘live shows’ just takes you to a page of links for webcam sites. Same goes for chat rooms.
The videos are all just licensed from other sites as well.
Price:
$29.95/month
$72.24/3 months
Click here to visit vanillatears.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!
Kind of interesting that the domain name for this one is Titti-Fiestas.com, but the graphics on the homepage say TitFiesta.com (Which I think is a better name.) But if you go to TitFiesta.com, it forwards to Titti-Fiestas.com.
Once you log in, the members area has about 10 photo sets, and a bunch of crappy upsells, ads, and licensed feeds which do not really work. Pretty much just crap.
The join process is kind of amusing. You can choose $1 for 7 days or $39.95 for 1 month.
It would be really interesting to see the stats on what percentage of people fail math badly enough to choose the $39.95 option.
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