Lori Lust claims to be THE ORIGINAL BLACK COCK SLUT SINCE 2000.
I think this is just fucking stupid. Really? There were no other black cock sluts before her? What about Oasis from oasiswentblack.com? She has been a black cock slut on the Internet since 1996. I am willing to bet there were even black cock sluts out there before the Internet! Maybe there were even black cock sluts before interracial marriage was legalized in 1967.
The members content is not much better than her originality. The photos are very low resolution and of poor quality, and the updates do not seem very frequent. The most recent are some short video clips from November 2009 which of course do not work.
Lori Lust sucks.
Price: $24.95 monthly.
Click here to visit LoriLust.com
Apparently there are no toilets on the island of Ibiza. Rebekah and her friends are all forced to hold their pee for long periods then pee on roadsides, in forests, sinks, and off cliffs. Thankfully they always have a cameraman with them to get the peeing on film for you! Yeah…..
But, at least 2/3 of the photo sets are broken, so if you like photos more than videos, you will be very disappointed.
$19.95/30 days recurring
$24.95/30 days non-recurring
$39.95/90 days (recurring at $11.95/30 days)
$59.95/180 days non-recurring
Visit needapee.com
The tour for this site gives the impression that inside you’ll find lots of hardcore threesome and orgy content, but that is very misleading. All of the pictures in the tour showing threesomes, etc. are from the 4 ‘behind the scenes’ albums of her work for other sites or videos and those are the only good pictures of the actual porn being made–the rest are of typical bts stuff like people eating, scenes being set up, etc. (in other words: bo-ring!).
The actual content made for this site includes:
- Just 4 boy-girl photosets (one boy and one girl)
- One girl-girl set (where they remain mostly clothed and only go as far as a little nipple licking)
- 18 solo photosets
- 9 videos (only 3 of which are hardcore scenes of her with a guy)
It appears that all but 2 of the sets were added on the same day and the 2 newest sets are from Brazzers, so this makes me suspicious that you won’t be seeing any more original content on Daisy’s solo site.
I was also disappointed to see that she ruined her beautiful natural breasts with the standard oversized porn star balloon implants.
$19.95/month recurring
$24.95/month non-recurring
Visit enterdaisy.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!
Casey Parker is a cute and silly blonde surfer girl from LA. She has solo, girl-girl, and boy-girl photo sets and videos. The problem is likely the same as most girls with solo sites: they get burned out from shooting so much content for their site, so they stop updating it after a period of apologies and promises of tons of updates coming up really soon! Which of course turns out to be a lie because the updates never appear. More than a year after the last update the site is still online and taking your money.
So, clearly the promise of “frequent updates” from the tour is a lie, but so is the claim of having “Hundreds of movies!”. There are not even one hundred movies so hundreds is quite a fib.
I feel like I am repeating myself for the tenth time, but if you’re going to stop updating your site, then you should stop taking people’s money or take it offline!
$28.96/month recurring
$69.00/3 months non-recurring
Visit caseyparker.com
Irritating kissy-face
Brittany-Marie is a cute enough college girl, but she makes that irritating kissyface that all the girls on myspace make. And she only has 20 solo photosets of herself. There are 13 ‘bonus’ sets of her or guest models, but some of them are just myspace type snapshots of her going out with friends.
You can’t look at any of the photos on the website–you have to download the zip files first which is annoying. She has a weekly diary where she tells you about all the other places you can pay to see her naked. Too bad she doesn’t put any of those photos up on her own site.
You can download all the content from the site in less than one day which makes the one membership option of $29.95/month (recurring at $24.95/month) a complete rip-off.
Visit brittany-marie.com
Read what the homepage of iBaDoink.com says carefully.
Finally, a porn site OPTIMIZED FOR MAC USERS! We have thousands of HD quality porn movies for you to download and keep! They are all ready in QuickTime, or MP4 format!
You’ll enjoy perfect quality porn downloads, and an unreal variety of movies in tons of different categories. Join today and see why iBaDoink is the #1 porn site for MAC users!
My first thought is that this is clearly a stupid gimmick because although in the past mac users sometimes had trouble accessing certain sites, for the most part those problems are long gone. But who knows, maybe there are enough mac fanboys out there that want their porn to be only in quicktime format.
Well, all those fanboys just got ripped off because all the movies are in WINDOWS MEDIA format. Yes, the site claiming to be a porn site for MAC has all of the content formatted in WMV. But they are not total jerks. They provide a link to a handy program you can download that allows you to view WMV videos on your mac.
There is plenty of content. Nothing original, just your standard run of the mill high quality licensed feeds and photo sets. But the site is just trying to cash in on mac users and that is why it gets a post on AwfulPorn.
Their pricing is strange… 1 day is $1.00. 2 days is $2.95. 3 days is $4.95. Why would people want to pay for a longer period and get charged more per day?
Who the hell is ‘Mister Peabody’? “At 40 I found myself divorced, fat, celibate, depressed and living back at home with my mother. OMG!! This madness had to stop – and I had to get laid! But what to do? Being a (former) city boy without a driver’s license and stuck out in the ‘burbs the prospects seemed hopeless…” Wow. I wish I hadn’t asked–he sounds like a total loser. A total loser that I don’t want to see in any kind of porn. Thankfully you don’t have to see much of Mister Peabody, though.
With the focus just on the girls then that’s going to be great, right? Well, not with his non-existent camera skills. True, he never claims to be a photographer, but you’d think with the number of girls he’s duped into having sex with him he would at least learn a few things. The photos range from so-so to blurry and worse. The videos are no better. One video is supposed to be of a 69 but he moves the camera and it gets out of focus so all you see is her elbow and his leg (see screen shot above).
I wish Mister Peabody had never ‘discovered’ the internet and still lived at home with his mommy. Then we would all be spared this terrible porn site.
$29.95/ month (recurring at $24.95)
$34.95/ month non-recurring
$59.95/ 90 days (recurring at $49.95)
Visit themisterpeabody.com
This site has not been updated in more than 3 years, yet they’re still willing to sign you up for six month memberships. There are 30 videos and 20 photosets of video shoots, so if you only looked at one video and photoset (of the ones that have them) then you could stretch the content to last 30 days (But who’s gonna do that? It’s not like eating only one piece of your Halloween candy to make it last longer–this is porn! Who stops at just one video?!). I feel bad for the poor schmucks that shell out the 80 bucks for a 6 month membership, though.
$1/3 day trial (rebills at $39.95/month)
$29.95/month
$59.95/3 months
$79.95/6 months
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