HarrysBabes tour claims: “I add to this huge collection lots of new exclusive material each day. I update this site with sizzling new content almost five days a week” Well…..which is it–every day or five days a week?? Neither! Or rather, never. This site has not been updated with new content in FIVE YEARS!

I also find it strange that the tour goes on and on about how he has real barely legal teens (not the ones that “meets her 30th birthday”) but the last several updates all feature ‘mature’ women like his girlfriend’s mom.

$19.95/30 days (recurring)

$29.95/30 days (recurring) —>I wonder if anyone is dumb enough to choose this option?

$59.95/60 days (non-recurring)

Visit harrysbabes.com then come back to tell us how awful it is!

When you log into the members area of Daddys Babes it says ‘Old On Girl members area’ so apparently the two sites are one and the same. But, they both suck because they haven’t been updated in more than 3 years!! When a site charges FORTY BUCKS A MONTH they should really update DAILY.

I did, however, very much enjoy the terrible engrish on the Old On Girl tour so I’ll include some of the gems here just for laughs:

“Salacious teen chicks get ticking cock bombs in their beavers full of sweet juice”

“Provoking babes inhale carnal odor of dicks on the edge of shooting and drink wad”

“Insatiable men lick rosy soaking beavers of frisky teens and swallow their juice”

“Bestial teen muffins seduced by sultry old guys whose massive dicks itch to get into tight teen crevices oozing sweet sticky juice”

$9.95/2 days (recurring at $39.95/30 days)

$39.95/30 days recurring

Visit daddysbabes.com and oldongirl.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Meet Katie, the liar. Her tour promises all sorts of things that turn out to be lies: “HIGH RESOLUTION IMAGE UPDATES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT”–lie. The site seems to be updated only twice a month and on any day BUT Fridays. “NEW BLOG UPDATES”–lie. There is one blog post by Katie that basically just says she finally figured out how to use her blog, but the only other post says this:

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I have no idea what that’s about. It doesn’t say how often there are new “HIGH DEFINITION VIDEO UPDATES”, but there are only 7 total videos and they are not even added once a month. And the biggest lie (which is really an omission of the truth, but who cares about technicalities?) is that nowhere in the tour–not even on the join page–does it say that this is a non-nude site! She does get naked, but her naughty bits are always covered. That is the worst kind of lie–making people think this is a porn site where once they get out their credit card they’ll be able to see all of the good stuff, but in reality you see no more of her in the members area than you do in the tour.

Save your money for the good porn!

$19.99/month recurring

Visit meetkatie.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Beth Morggan is a 50+ year old woman who has two g’s in her last name making me wonder if it is pronounced Morgan or MorG-Gan.

Oh, also she is some sort of cum slut who likes to fuck her members. Yes, as a member you have a chance to fuck her!

Oh, but that chance is probably zero because she has not updated her site since 2007.

If you don’t mind not being able to fuck her and the cams not working, there is a lot of content.

Price: $24.95 Monthly

Click here to visit BethMorggan.com

Raquel Devine hasn’t updated her site in 4 1/2 years–I’m shocked she still has any members around. But, they are not all happy members: “Raquel’s fame dropping or users not logging on..but damn woman..I enjoyed reading your diaries..now its filled with just calender updates.”

All of the videos are broken except the videos in the ‘extra videos’ section, but those are all just videos that are free for everyone on xvideos.com anyway.

Only one pricing option: $24.95/5 day trial (recurring at $24.95/month)

Isn’t the trial period supposed to be low in price to entice you to see the site THEN they stick you with the high monthly recurring charge?!

Visit raqueldevine.net then come back and tell us how awful it is!

These two sites are basically the same content shot by the same guy. I don’t know why he decided to have two names for the same thing.

They were probably pretty awesome back in 2003 when most of the content was shot. However, now everything is pretty dated and all the content is very low resolution, probably optimized for people on dialup back in the day.

Although he promises “lots of new updates every month,” the last update seems to have been in 2007.

More signs of how old the site is:

You can buy an autographed 2005 calendar for $120 in the online store.

He also offers the amazing service of shooting for other webmasters in 4 megapixel digital in a faction of the time that it takes to develop and scan photos.

Right. I am sure that was an interesting offer in 2001, but I am sure that pretty much everyone has switched to digital as of oh I dunno…7 or 8 years ago?

Price: $14.95 Monthly

Click here to visit XtremePhoto.com

If there is one thing you can count on, it is for pornographers to bring a fresh load of shitty Christmas porn every year.

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Big Ass Adventure has the same standard flashy tour that we’ve come to expect from the big porn companies because that’s what gets people to sign up. But, once inside we find out that the weekly updates promised by that flashy tour were a lie. In fact, the members section even says they update DAILY. But, the site actually hasn’t been updated in 3 years.

$1/2 day trial (recurring at $39.95/month)

$23.95/month recurring

$89.95/year

Click here to visit bigassadventure.com

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