Ginger is a homely looking girl who forgot to mention that her site is a non-nude site.

Yep, 183 photo sets of Ginger clothed and sometimes covering her bits with her hands.

I was pretty amazed at the sheer number of photo sets she has shot in just over a years time. But it is all pretty boring, and the site does not offer much interaction with Ginger aside from a link to her myspace and twitter with no activity since July 09.

I don’t have a problem with non-nude sites, just please disclose that it is non nude when you sign up. People are pretty much conditioned to think that when you see a girl who has a site that you must pay to get into that you get to see the naughty bits after you pay.

Price: $24.95 Monthly

Click here to visit GingersBack.com

*Update* Feb 26 2010 – JuliasSecrets.com is dead

Original Review Below

“THE MOST SEXY AND FUCKABLE MODEL WORLDWIDE!”

Sweet!  At last, my search is complete!  What else do they have to say about Julia and her secrets?

“WorldWide Hughest Collection of Julia’s Photos!”

Hughest?

“Taste her velvety skin, splendid elastic bust, longest legs WorldWide!”

Damn, everything is WorldWide with this chick.  AND she has an elastic bust!  I was almost excited, but then the claim of having the longest legs worldwide let me down.  Because as you know, the title of “Longest Legs WorldWide” goes to Svetlana Pankratova

It only goes downhill from here.  Inside you will find one video and 17 photo sets which are viewed using a really annoying navigation.

Price: $29.95 / month or $69.95 for 3 months.

Click here to visit JuliasSecrets.com, then come back to tell us how awful it is!

I really do not understand the tickle fetish, but not understanding why some things get other people off does not mean I can not identify a crappy site when I see one.

This site was probably pretty awesome back in the day when people were on dial-up.  But now it is just super crappy and here is why:

1: Most the videos are in real player format, and you all should know how I feel about real player by now.

2: Most videos are LESS than 320×240 resolution.  Yes, they would look small even playing on an iphone.

3: Most videos are LESS than 30 seconds long.

4: Not only are most videos of poor resolution, many are recorded from old timey VHS leading to barely discernible videos such as these.

5: This guy does not even produce his own content!  Most of these videos are promotional videos from other sites that may or may not still be in business, the rest are either “user submitted” or just taken from TV (such as Tom & Jerry, Animaniacs, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, etc.)  Yes.  somewhere, some guy is jerking off to your favorite childhood cartoons.

6:  This site was last updated in 2004 with this message.

(11-25-04) I’m back for the holliday,
checking email and updating the site today. Happy Thanksgiving

The sort of good thing about this site is that they do not charge a lot of money for so much crap.  Only $6!

They do have a lot of content, but again, all if it comes from other sites that you are probably better off supporting directly.  I did think that this message on the updates page was kind of funny.

“To download every file here it would take approximately 1035 hours (43 days) to download on dial-up, or 37 hours on a broadband connection. Wow!”

I decided to do a quick test with wget and my very shitty DSL connection and downloaded about 1/4th of the site.  My estimates at 300/Kbps put it at about 6 hours to download everything.  That is a decent amount of content, but keep in mind that quantity is a bad thing when you are dealing with crap.

Click here to visit ExtremeTickling.com, then come back to tell us how awful it is!

Danica is a petite, brunette, hard-partying college student who thinks modeling is “exciting” and she just turned 18! How unique! There are only THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of models in the business that are 18 years old and like to party.

From the tour:

Only Honesty, Security, and Privacy!

then:

During our shoot, we are convinced she showed us a bit more than she wanted to and most likely, doesnt even know it.

But by joining, you will get to see EVERYTHING, just make sure and look nice and close and she pretty much as left nothing to the imagination.

That sounds pretty dishonest to me. If Danica didn’t want to show certain things, but photos showing those things were published without her knowledge, then that is just slimy. And from watching the video clips that is definitely the impression I got from the photographer–a creepy, slimy dude that would take advantage of a young girl without any hesitation.

You know what else is dishonest? Not specifying anywhere in the tour that this is a non-nude site. Also, there are only 7 months of journal entries and all of them are dated from 2005 so I think it’s safe to assume there will be no more updates.

The tour also proclaims “687 High Quality, High Resolution Pictures!” I don’t think the webmaster has updated the tour since site creation because there are more pictures than that. BUT, in a typical set of 100 photos there are about 5 shots of each pose that look nearly identical so you really only get 20 different pictures. A good photographer/editor/webmaster would remove duplicate shots unless they either didn’t look at the set before posting, OR wanted to up the photo count, or both. Neither one is acceptable in my opinion.

$19.95/39 days (non-recurring)

Click here to visit DreamyDanica.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Example of the "high quality, high resolution" pics (photo is only scaled smaller and not altered in any way)

Candy Samples was a porn star in the 70’s and 80’s. She worked with some well known people in the adult business from that era including John Holmes. But, the woman is 69 years old now, isn’t it time she retired already? Nobody wants to see her cruise pictures or pictures of her dog, and as for the porn–people want to see new porn. That’s why they keep making it. If nobody cared about seeing new porn, then everyone would still have a VCR so they could watch the same bad VHS movies over and over like “Attack of the Monster Mammaries” starring Candy Samples. (Ok, so I actually haven’t seen it, but with a name like that it has to be awful!)

This site will really only be interesting to the most avid fans of Candy Samples. The rest of us will see the horrible strange red background, childish site design, and wonder why the thousands of poor quality and very dated pictures are in NO ORDER WHATSOEVER. If there were only a few hundred bad pictures, then I could see being lazy and not putting them in any sort of order. But there are more than 7,000 pictures in totally random order and it’s extremely irritating. The movies are in Realplayer format and are all transferred from VHS so the quality is ridiculously bad.

$19.95/month recurring

Visit therealcandysamples.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Tylene Buck is a standard looking blond chick with fake tits.

Inside her crappy site you will find 11 photo sets which were uploaded in 2006,  9 videos of which the most recent one was uploaded in 2007, and some recorded webcam shows from 2006 and 2007.

Her last diary entry was in 2008 and it pretty much looks like she has stopped updating the site but is still happy to keep it online to try and squeeze out as much money from it as possible.

Price: $24.95 monthly or $69.95 for 3 months

Click here to visit TyleneBuck.com, then come back to tell us how awful it is!

When I saw the domain name of this site, I thought It would be a place to send my Grandmother.

But this site is such a rip off… I would never send my grandma there, or anyone else for that matter.

After you pay your $24.95 to get inside, (or $49.95 if you are unlucky enough to have bought the 3 month membership.)  You quickly find out that everything is broken.

No photos, no videos, no cams… Shit is broke and this site sucks.

Click here to visit Oldfolkshome.com, then come back to tell us how awful it is!

“I took off my dress quickly, placing my naked body under the hot sunbeams and enjoying with light wind. It was so exciting feeling – as if some tender lover caressed my titties delicately, kissing the nipples with passion.”

The hilariously bad English translations aside, this site had potential to be good with a cute model, decent design and good photos, but alas it would not be on awfulporn if there were no “but”.

The tour promises “new hot pics and videos added every week”, but the last update was back in 9/1/2007. The tour also promises “message board and live chat” but the message board and webcam sections only say ‘coming soon!’

This was probably a good site a few years ago, but just isn’t worth $30 a month if it is no longer being updated.

Price: $29.95/month recurring

Visit NextDoorNancy.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!