Candy Samples was a porn star in the 70′s and 80′s. She worked with some well known people in the adult business from that era including John Holmes. But, the woman is 69 years old now, isn’t it time she retired already? Nobody wants to see her cruise pictures or pictures of her dog, and as for the porn–people want to see new porn. That’s why they keep making it. If nobody cared about seeing new porn, then everyone would still have a VCR so they could watch the same bad VHS movies over and over like “Attack of the Monster Mammaries” starring Candy Samples. (Ok, so I actually haven’t seen it, but with a name like that it has to be awful!)

This site will really only be interesting to the most avid fans of Candy Samples. The rest of us will see the horrible strange red background, childish site design, and wonder why the thousands of poor quality and very dated pictures are in NO ORDER WHATSOEVER. If there were only a few hundred bad pictures, then I could see being lazy and not putting them in any sort of order. But there are more than 7,000 pictures in totally random order and it’s extremely irritating. The movies are in Realplayer format and are all transferred from VHS so the quality is ridiculously bad.

$19.95/month recurring

Visit therealcandysamples.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!